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Did someone call women females? Where’s the angry mob ready to crucify this heretic?
She is making a GREAT point
Submitted 5 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I always get the biggest laugh when some clown screams “how dare you use the word female”.
drhodl@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I will have to test this theory, before I believe it…
KenOh@feddit.online 5 months ago
me: laughs in vasectomy
Ringtail@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Fr, no worries anymore!
Tedesche@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Feminist snark is much less effective when it’s based an utter ignorance of the science it’s poking fun at.
bampop@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 months ago
1: men do have birth control. 2: this is so Ironic because women hold the majority of if not ALL the control in terms of who they have sex with. Let alone who they allow to climax inside of them without a condom. In other words they chose the outcome. They allowed it. Not including rape and other SA scenarios.
kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
go touch grass and stop victim blaming
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ma get a vasectomy as soon as I can drive
niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Brilliant!
Also, I’d like to see this brainiac figure out how to kill many million sperm instead of just one ovum, with a pill. Surely that should be easier, but there’s an anti-woke male patriarchy conspiracy, amirite?
All you need is a white labcoat, goggles, some vials, a pocket calculator and clipboard and BOOM… Science, Bitch! Surely the “EUREKA!” moment should happen within a couple of months, but it is being kept from us! The male patriarchy is yadda yadda whatever… and here’s an extra yadda for good measure!
Disclaimer: I had a vasectomy.
But still, this person is under-educated in the same school system that spits out maga-types on the opposite side of the political spectrum.This is yet another symptom of the severe under-education that Carl Sagan warned us about in The Demon-Haunted World: Science As A Candle In The Dark. The kind of under-informed, holier-than-thou attitude that lets fascism through the front door, because…
bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRitEThe same fascists, religious batshit zealots and incels who want women OUT of schools, OUT of the workplace, they want them IN the kitchen, illiterate, barefoot and pregnant: “That should keep them under our thumb!”
EXACTLY like it happens now in places like Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia.doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 months ago
I have had a vasectomy, but I don’t have sex anymore so is that a double negative and I’m about to birth millions of new lives?
Katana314@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wait…is this what that video game, 999, was about!?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
Those 9 men could prevent women getting pregnant by cumming in me instead.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 months ago
Honey your desperation is showing.
underscores@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
based
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Condoms?
BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 5 months ago
9 times per day… So ok. You know how women love to give men shit for having a poor understanding is basic female biology? This is that.
Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Yeah too bad dna tests were invented after birth control, almost as if all the consequences for either party’s mistake landed on one of the teo sex’s involved…
bountygiver@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
You still need it.
When you see a driver running a red light, you still brake even if your light is green.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 5 months ago
AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 months ago
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
If 2,434 ladies want to test this out then hmu
crapwittyname@feddit.uk 5 months ago
I saw on Google that there are this many in your local area waiting to meet you.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I looked into this but the ads are a lie.
There are only 1,789 hot local women that want to meet me.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 months ago
All crammed into a clown car
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve been saying it for years. We should stop any and all funding for erectile dysfunction. Best birth control in the world is for men to stop being able get erections.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What is wrong with you?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
I not sure I can impregnate 9 women in a day but I’m willing to participate in a scientific study to find out if anyone is doing that.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 months ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The only people thinking a man can impregnate 9 women in a day are other men, coz they lie to each other
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
For nine months.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
If you insist.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 5 months ago
starts doing warmup stretches
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 months ago
She’s giving that one man an awful lot of credit assuming he can shoot a bullseye 9 times a day 365 days a year.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 months ago
9!? You think I can cum 9 times a day!? And apparently hit the egg every fucking time too? I don’t mean to question the conclusion because I think birth control should be both parties’ responsibility, but I think your premise reveals a distinct lack of grasp on biological reality. Why stop at 9? Why not 900? Really drive your point home! My dick is going to be useless after number 2 or 3 anyway.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“hit the egg” 🤣😂😭
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think she liked the number nine because 9 months pregnancy so she used the number 9 for everything in her hypothetical scenario
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 months ago
If i cum today and i want to cum tomorrow i will already feel a weaker sensation, probably if i cum 2/3 time in a day that good sensation will be as good as laughing at a joke that isn’t even that funny
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Cocaine is your friend here, good sir.
Uri@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Leys gooooooo 9000 !!
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I got snipped so my wife didn’t have to do the hormonal bullshit. Her doctor is putting her back in it because women’s bodies literally do not want them to be happy.
Duranie@leminal.space 5 months ago
I’m almost 54 and menopause has not yet been achieved, though my system is constantly teasing/taunting me with it.
I couldn’t agree more.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Weird how it seems like it’s all for women and safe sex but then criticizes a tool women have to checks notes take control of their sex lives and make decisions about getting pregnant.
medgremlin@midwest.social 5 months ago
Non-surgical birth control options for women tend to come with a lot of side effects and a number of risks that don’t always outweigh the benefit. Hormonal birth control can cause tons of problems for the women taking them and some of them are associated with life-threatening side effects like increased risk of clotting leading to DVTs, PEs, and strokes.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And it’s their choice to pick that option and it’s not my place to remove that option because I’m done rando on the Internet who thinks he knows better
kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Yes, and male birth control doesn’t solve these problems because the only way to be 100% sure is to be on birth control yourself, especially important with huge chunks of the US banning abortions
taiyang@lemmy.world 5 months ago
There was a post the other day pronouncing female like tamale and it made me take a while to read this post and made it a little more fun, too
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
As far as I’m aware science agrees with this and is certainly trying it’s just proven to be a harder thing to accomplish.
ChexMax@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Easier to stop one egg than a billion sperm
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Centuries of discounting female medical concerns and avoiding anything that would even inconvenience men are why we’re here.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 5 months ago
s/science/pharma/
Nature is crueler with stillbirths, ectopic pregnancies, blood type incompatibility, autoimmunity killing, etc., etc…
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 5 months ago
Cumming 9 times a day??
AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 months ago
KryptoSynth@ani.social 5 months ago
So hear me out; have the lad cum onto a table, use a postcard or something to divide the subject matter into 9 equal parts, then have the ladies come in and snort it up their pussy.
I’m not a professional in this field fyi.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Don’t forget to hydrate
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If you have a plan and put in the effort it can easily be done
krashmo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This guy definitely owns a milking table. It’s probably homemade.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
With 9 different partners each time, dude dick gonna fall off statistically speaking.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Yeah, any more than 7 is tiring.
Laser@feddit.org 5 months ago
Nowhere does it say you have to limit yourself to that
someguy3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s because trying to shut down what millions of sperm production a day is hard. Even one gets through and your product fails.
khepri@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If there was a reversible, drug-based intervention for males that prevented impregnation that shit would be given away for free on every street corner and it’s universal availability guaranteed by Constitutional Amendment lol
medgremlin@midwest.social 5 months ago
They’ve tried, but they can’t get FDA approval because the men in the clinical trials aren’t able to tolerate the side effects that pale in comparison to common side effects of hormonal birth control for women.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
They stopped that one trial because a participant tried to kill himself and that’s basically the only real trial that was ever done with a larger number of participants.
npr.org/…/male-birth-control-study-killed-after-m…
BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And Women wouldn’t trust a man has taken it because, ultimately, they’re the ones who become pregnant not men.
While companies have looked into male drug-based contraceptives, ultimately even if it were 100% effective, it would never beat female drug-based contraceptives. It’d have a market sure - but it wouldn’t stop women taking birth-control because it’d be the only way from them to be sure.