Mickey7
@Mickey7@lemmy.world
- Comment on Making the shape of your favorite thing into a surf board 8 hours ago:
Bet she always prefers being on top
- Comment on Making the shape of your favorite thing into a surf board 8 hours ago:
Makes me wonder if the surfer prefers oversized cocks
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- Comment on My oil is running low 19 hours ago:
Must be fascinating to sit on a toilet and pee on a stick
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- Comment on This could actually happen 20 hours ago:
Funniest ever regarding mis spelled word
- Comment on Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation 20 hours ago:
I think you have to go with oversized mittens
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- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 day ago:
I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course “The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut”
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- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 day ago:
Shaving my face to look respectable is enough of a pan in the ass. I refuse to spend more time prettying up my cock for a picture
- Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbationlemmy.world ↗Submitted 1 day ago to [deleted] | 34 comments
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 day ago:
You just had to ruin my fun of having an excuse to shave my balls
- Submitted 1 day ago to [deleted] | 4 comments
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 day ago:
So what I don’t understand is if it works as you say, which I do believe is true, then why the fuck do they jerk you around with taking this off, or that off. It’s all just bullshit. It’s bad enough that I have to deal with tools on the plane but you just have to fuck with me just to get on the plane
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 day ago:
Would I be able to fool the scanner if I completely shaved my member and scrotum, and then tucked my member under my thigh?
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 day ago:
Agreed. Why can’t we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It’s simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I’ll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, “Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants”
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 day ago:
I believe what you are saying but really didn’t think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray
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- Comment on What's the darkest 'but nobody talks about it' reality of the modern world? 2 days ago:
Sooner than you think you will die. And only at that point will you realize that you spent most of your life depressed about bullshit rather than actually living in the moment and enjoying your life
- Comment on Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding 2 days ago:
Because I really wanted this job I thought long and hard about my answer before finally writing it down in my application. My answer was “a large uncut cock dripping precum”. I really thought that I aced it and was so crushed when I didn’t get the job.
- Comment on Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding 2 days ago:
It was a job that I really wanted and was really disappointed when told my answer to this question is what lost me the job
- Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holdinglemmy.world ↗Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 20 comments
- Comment on When they say they got your back, that means they will stab you there. 2 days ago:
Work for a director of a large company. I hear many things. The head of HR immediately comes in to “see” the guy I work for anytime someone has a legit complaint about things in the department. NOT to talk to the director to mediate the issue but how to fuck the person making the complaint
- Comment on She would be proud 2 days ago:
excellent shit post. Still laughing
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- Comment on Just day dreaming when this struck me 2 days ago:
Have you read the “shitpost” rules?