21Cabbage

@21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn is a way of life 🌽⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was born in Nebraska and I can say we shit corn too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d bet $50 that there’s literally a trail maintenance crew smoking weed on the mountain right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Decidedly identifying as electrical if that’s an option.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨boy is getting older⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great lore idea, microbial pokemon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corruption fetishists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna take a swing and say corruption fetish is probably about taking a ‘pure’ individual (Christian fundamentalist or similar, presumably) and making them as degenerate as you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody poops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody poops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it’s just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The "We Tried" Award⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re still convinced they got cheated out of victory by liberals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside a fridge is a space that is (by design) inhospitable to life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he pointed out it makes sulphuric acid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My T-shirt size is L⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Since they’re mentioning reviews it might be warning you that the company in questions products run a bit large, that’s the optimistic guess anyway. Pessimistic guess is AI bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨double kill!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Figured it’d either be that or only capable of a single, or I guess in this case double, shot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only am I aware but I worked for Omaha Steaks when he kicked that off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m aware…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Tests Removing Its Name From Bing Search Box⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well they’ve gotta do something since Bill Gates pissed off the Trumpiverse with vaccine stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re fucking shitting me. I refuse to believe that’s reality and you can’t convince me otherwise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3101: Good Science⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about rigor without ammonium hydroxide?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do, I do⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how soon you consider soon to be but sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube relaxes moderation rules to allow more controversial content. Videos are allowed if "freedom of expression value may outweigh harm risk"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First thought exactly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do fancy cars look fancy and cheap cars don't? Can't you just slap a Lamborghini-style chassis onto a lawnmower engine if you want?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus it would surprise me little if an economy motor had a hard time pushing a supercar frame and body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy’s place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most American headline⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grew up with lunch debt as a kid and that headline boils my blood in ways I probably shouldn’t say out loud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Papers, Please: USA Edition⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally broke my heart too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slutty ceramic frog or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Little bit harder than she’s used to if you know what I mean…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨\(　・ω・)/⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I suddenly have obtained the urge to build an elaborate aquarium just for one of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to hold onto a subway pole⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a businessman, I do business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah you use an old fucked up card for that. Still keep one in my wallet even from back when my neighbors used to knock on my door instead of the landlords because they knew I was more reliable with opening doors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fax machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If an own goal was ever worth a trophy this is a great example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unconditional support⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, my local liquor store is close enough we could be considered neighbors and I regularly get suggestions based on my taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA Snake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I sincerely doubt he’s even all that rich given how petty the embezzlement through spending the weekends in his own hotels was.