21Cabbage

@21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy’s place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most American headline⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Grew up with lunch debt as a kid and that headline boils my blood in ways I probably shouldn’t say out loud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Papers, Please: USA Edition⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally broke my heart too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slutty ceramic frog or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Little bit harder than she’s used to if you know what I mean…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨\(　・ω・)/⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I suddenly have obtained the urge to build an elaborate aquarium just for one of those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to hold onto a subway pole⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a businessman, I do business⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah you use an old fucked up card for that. Still keep one in my wallet even from back when my neighbors used to knock on my door instead of the landlords because they knew I was more reliable with opening doors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fax machine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If an own goal was ever worth a trophy this is a great example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unconditional support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, my local liquor store is close enough we could be considered neighbors and I regularly get suggestions based on my taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA Snake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I sincerely doubt he’s even all that rich given how petty the embezzlement through spending the weekends in his own hotels was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry about it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well you’ve gotten the hardest laugh today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Angery⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sticker for my bike

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Practical answer, fits in places trees may not. Pessimistic answer, fits in some guys cyberpunk ass vision for what he wants his office block to look like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shuwerin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there’s definitely been showers where I just sit in the steam. Especially when I lived alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shuwerin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was sitting curled up in a ball contemplating everything wrong with your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reminder that Trump and Musk are only Thiel's meat puppets.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They both take dumps on even their own parades so I’d refrain from saying meat puppets but they’re definitely currently all on the same basic page.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure when he keels over it’ll A. be his fault and B. lead to an avalanche of conspiracy theories probably inspiring terrorist attacks. It will not be a day of rejoicing for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “How is my body supposed to process oxygen if I’ve spent more than 30 seconds not watching a firehose of 10 second reaction videos?” I’m starting to understand how the adults felt about us back when I was that age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Localization note: the Australian liberal party is right wing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For what it’s worth the American liberal party is at best centrist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Big Tech, Stop Shoving AI Into Operating Systems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the neighborhood FOSS guy and I can feel my influence leeching into the area. Hopefully.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting fact about humans in zero gravity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn near fell off the toilet laughing at this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orange flavored recession is superior to the DeMoNCRaTs!!!1!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And the fun thing is you can’t even bring it up since the conversation immediately turns to transgenders and the other untermenschen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are probably fediverse instances being run by governments for surveillance purposes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always considered myself a small enough target that it’s unlikely very many people give a shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the problem sweetie? You've barely touched your eggsicle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My idea probably wouldn’t end up clear, and still definitely not for the faint of heart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the problem sweetie? You've barely touched your eggsicle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh, if it was anything other than just water, chicken broth maybe, you could almost argue you created something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China bans compulsory facial recognition and its use in private spaces like hotel rooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t include government surveillance in that. I don’t doubt for a second the Chinese government’s willingness to regulate hotel door locks and whatnot. Better question is how much resources go into enforcement (zero isn’t a terrible bet) and how quickly businesses respond to the new regulations (I honestly don’t know China in that respect but I could see an American hotel in the same situation waiting until somebody proverbially twisted their arm on the issue).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China bans compulsory facial recognition and its use in private spaces like hotel rooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a fantastic move but it also goes under “worst guy you know makes a great point”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone know how to unlock Others?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bottom left is damn near blending into the background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrorists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cannot stress enough how downplaying the influence of shitty conspiracy theorist memes is how our culture got fucked.