“Okay, yea, my nose is always bleeding, my heart is on the verge of exploding, and I am at constant risk of having a seizure at any time. But my dick is rock hard and I can cum like 10 times before I start bleeding from the chafing. Wanna fuck?”
Who recommends coke to help your sex life? What is this? 1988? My guy, no one needs that much sex. If you do, and you use coke to help you, you might have two addictions.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Okay, yea, my nose is always bleeding, my heart is on the verge of exploding, and I am at constant risk of having a seizure at any time. But my dick is rock hard and I can cum like 10 times before I start bleeding from the chafing. Wanna fuck?”
Who recommends coke to help your sex life? What is this? 1988? My guy, no one needs that much sex. If you do, and you use coke to help you, you might have two addictions.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m being facetious: it would actually work, but it’s a stupid idea. Forgot the /s.