Submitted 7 months ago by sunnie@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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i wish this was fake twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
I can also rapidly publish bunk ass updates to my app to the App Store so that I can make a funny chart that impresses my shareholders
Like let me just add some random line breaks to my source and rebuild the app bundle. Look at that growth!
Fuck he’s so stupid
Grok is evolving
…as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?
Racisms per minute (RPM)?
It just have more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.
All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”
does it count as an “update” every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?
what a meaningless measure. why don’t i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it’s massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we’re literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.
he’s so monumentally stupid
Well, of course daddy’s gonna brag about his kid
I can make meaningless graphs based on made up numbers too. 🤷♂️
Yeah but can you spew that nonsense at millions of people on your very own shitty platform? Gotta get on muskies level.
Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.
Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor app design.
Elon just discovered CI/CD.
20+ updates of racist shit and fake news from facebook don’t count
Outpace toward what though? What is the goal?
If it’s just about the need to lobotomise an AI that is trained on super unhinged data, then yeah I guess the Musk Rat is right, but it’s also the only one in the race though.
I didn’t think "ai"bros could get any fucking stupider.
Musk really does innovate. I think this might be the stupidest shit that i have ever read.
As a sanity check, is this the guy launching a crap-ton into space for the future of humanity?
Yes. It must be prevented at any cost, and he’s prepared to pay that cost.
None of this is about value. It’s about an idiot selling to idiot stockholders. Wait, no, he doesn’t sell twitter stock does he? The thing was he had controlling interest right?
The fact that your webwrapper frontend app, which could just add easily not exist and the core product will still work with 100% functionality, has up be updated so frequently is actually a bad thing, Elon. It means your developers can't code for shit. Probably because they're using Grok to code Grok.
Or it’s because they have morons in product management
Some underling must’ve whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn’t feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.
This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.
No, this is the capitalist trying to convince customers (investors) that they have more capital than the other capitalists. Nothing about this has anything to do with workers.
This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.
Silicon*
no he was talking about the porn parody of the show
Silly Con Valley, amirite?
I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.
I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately
Here’s 2 faults:
Either way, it’s a bad look. Doing stable daily pushes is good in development, not in a live environment like this.
Aren’t the front ends for these basically chat interfaces that mostly don’t change
Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.
If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .
pay by the update
Uh, how do you imagine that would work? Are you saying this is contract work?
Update one character at a time, commented out till you’re ready to make a real change.
Then do it again to fix all the shit you just broke
Someone keeps fixing the CSS color coding of an input field border and someone else keeps copy/pasting the old version when they’re doing basic edits.
Do LLMs in fact evolve?
And is it ever in “spontaneous” fashion? In other words, in order to evolve, do they require human intervention?
I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)
This was my thought, too. He’s bleeding money that these other companies would rather hold onto.
Minor updates for bugfixes don’t require a real store review.
Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.
Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro
But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates
so called not see updates
Lol equating your busted as fuck code that needs constant patching with growth. Gonna keep that around for my own metrics. Yeah boss this is the 9th hotfix to prod this week! Think where we’ll be next month, things are going awesome!
Merge Request 1472: Add comment
Two of the updates are “new outfits for Ani”.
Merge request 1473: Remove extraneous comment
Quick! Ship it now!
They’re making frivolous updates at a speed and scale Sam Altman can only dream of
Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.
Let’s change the font size.
Maybe you just haven’t had enough ketamine.
Not only a good idea, but indicative of positive growth.
Nah, its a great idea. Bug fix, and then hot fix for the new bug you just deployed!
Not to mention, the app is just the thing that calls the API to the server that runs the actual models, it’s not a reflection on how quickly you’re improving those models. In fact, there should be little reason to push a new app update once you’ve built it.
The reason is so Elon Musk can make his stupid chart implying that more production releases means better in someway.
Unless your Ai creates the app. This may be a reflection of how bad Grok really is.
Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.
Lets be fair. He’s a special kind of idiot.
I have some apps that havent been updated for like a year because the simply fucking work.
I once had to push this much updates (not to production tho) because QA monkeys kept finding (or making up) issues. Am I evolving faster than any other AI?
Yes.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Who’s going to tell him?