i wish this was fake twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.
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i wish this was fake twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
This is nothing new. Workers trying to fake productivity to fool the capitalists, no matter for what reason capitalists think they deserve.
No, this is the capitalist trying to convince customers (investors) that they have more capital than the other capitalists. Nothing about this has anything to do with workers.
Having to do the most amount of bug fixes for the app (that does not run the AI itself) is not the flex you think it is
It just have more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.
The fact that your webwrapper frontend app, which could just add easily not exist and the core product will still work with 100% functionality, has up be updated so frequently is actually a bad thing, Elon. It means your developers can't code for shit. Probably because they're using Grok to code Grok.
Or it’s because they have morons in product management
Now that’s quality shitpost by Elon “Dumbass” Musk.
wow its getting dumber faster than the other companies what an achievement
Some underling must’ve whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn’t feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.
If only the reddish bar is for “Number of iOS App Updates (Last 2 Weeks)”, what are the other bars?
so called not see updates
They’re just fixing more shit, right?
Sure they are.
Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.
It’s a turk, confirmed.
I can also rapidly publish bunk ass updates to my app to the App Store so that I can make a funny chart that impresses my shareholders
Like let me just add some random line breaks to my source and rebuild the app bundle. Look at that growth!
All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”
As a sanity check, is this the guy launching a crap-ton into space for the future of humanity?
Yes. It must be prevented at any cost, and he’s prepared to pay that cost.
To me, that just looks like “move fast and break things” taken to an extreme level. Quantity ≠ quality. Honestly, I think it kinda makes the other companies look better, in terms of software quality.
(I’m going solely by the chart though; I have not installed any of these apps)
unlike the other AI companys, hes using GROK as a pure propaganda machine, the others were trying to profit from it, but is losing money instead.
Elon just discovered CI/CD.
Outpace toward what though? What is the goal?
If it’s just about the need to lobotomise an AI that is trained on super unhinged data, then yeah I guess the Musk Rat is right, but it’s also the only one in the race though.
I didn’t think "ai"bros could get any fucking stupider.
Musk really does innovate. I think this might be the stupidest shit that i have ever read.
This is kind of funny but sad, like when you see an animal accidentally kill itself.
That statement would make a lot more sense with a benchmark graph based on standardised tasks.
I thought Musk was in a ketamine hole when announcing lawsuit against Apple and OpenAI. Waking up briefly to add this legal argument is not proof of not still being in hole.
Who’s going to tell him?
None of this is about value. It’s about an idiot selling to idiot stockholders. Wait, no, he doesn’t sell twitter stock does he? The thing was he had controlling interest right?
Well, of course daddy’s gonna brag about his kid
I want to chat with Ani but she’s only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck he’s so stupid