kautau
@kautau@lemmy.world
- Comment on Uh Oh: Nintendo Just Landed A ‘Summoning’ And ‘Battling’ Patent 3 days ago:
Sort of the point though. If they take a small creator to court, they can just bankrupt them through expensive legal proceedings, and because they do have the patents the judge is unlikely to throw the case out
- Comment on AI Startup Flock Thinks It Can Eliminate All Crime In America 5 days ago:
Either that or it will secretly fund gang activity or drug smuggling or something so that it can “catch the bad guys” and secure more lucrative government contracts
- Comment on Classic iPod fans can now sync preserved copies of all 54 lost clickwheel games 6 days ago:
Yeah this is awesome for esoteric game preservation. Hopefully in the future someone builds an iPod emulator specifically that can open these files so they can be played without the original hardware
- Comment on gaming 6 days ago:
Nah this definitely started with AI and then was photoshopped from there. Most likely most of the text in the prompt collapsed like this so they manually edited, but you can’t do this in photoshop without more work than what AI will spit out
- Comment on Jonathan Tinpaw 1 week ago:
Gotta love how this is such a shitpost that someone watermarked inventing a Keanu tweet that never existed
- Comment on Big Surprise—Nobody Wants 8K TVs 1 week ago:
TV and movies I’m totally good with 1080p. If I want a cinematic experience, that’s what the cinema is for.
But since switching to PC and gaming in 4k everywhere I can, it feels like a night and day difference to play in 1080p. Granted that means I care about monitor resolution rather than TV resolution.
But as an aside, as a software engineer that works from home, crisp text, decent color spectrum support, good brightness in a bright room, all things that make your day a whole lot better when you stare at a computer screen for a large chunk of your day
- Comment on Everyone here is a thief 1 week ago:
- Comment on where did we go wrong 1 week ago:
Nowadays burning man is just like the tech bros corporate retreat, so if it’s today’s burning man we just skipped some steps toward technofuedalism
- Comment on That one Pokémon 2 weeks ago:
Maybe specifically a razor clam since they pop their neck out of their house so much
- Comment on Another creative solution from APPLE 2 weeks ago:
Love how they doubled down with the uppercase spelling in the post title. Just needed a few
Fwd:for that ultimate authenticity - Comment on Frick 2 weeks ago:
Only if you went through the trial of the grasses. Those things would be crazy fast
- Comment on I try 2 weeks ago:
There is a 90% chance the cat knocked over that drink and is now annoyed that it’s spilling. This is like chaotic neutral kitty lol
- Comment on Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters 2 weeks ago:
For me that’s like the inverse. Plenty of fast food around me but the nearby McDonald’s is pretty crazy efficient (and generally busy), always gets my order right without issue. Burger King, Taco Bell, Wendy’s in the area are all terrible with order issues, badly prepared food, etc. I’ve never checked but I wonder which of the stores are franchises and which are corporate owned and if that makes a difference
- Comment on Creative way to boost your business 2 weeks ago:
I thought it was the Big Beautiful Boundless Beefy Beastly Booty-Eatin’ Bacon Barbecue Bunger Burger
But really Bernie orders one for everybody in the restaurant
Or maybe it was the Big Brapping Beter Butt-Eating Booby Bunging Bodacious Buttery Bunger Back-Baby Bernie Sanders approved Bitten Boundless Beyond Burger (It’s Vegetarian)
I never remember which one
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 weeks ago:
CSIT but yeah. I work in a company with people with masters in CS from Ivy League schools and they don’t understand the first thing about how hardware or their OS works. Common misconception - Comment on This was a big deal. You could play a game on your cell phone 2 weeks ago:
Millennial WAP
- Comment on irl shiny 2 weeks ago:
It always surprises me when insects I see go like straight for the eyes when I confront them. I don’t know if it’s an instinctual thing but it feels like some part of evolution has gotten into tiny insect brains of like “go for the face for the big boss fights” and it genuinely works
- Comment on leading ai company 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I’m the lead mobile engineer at my company. We release bigger updates once a month and smaller hotfixes generally weekly or biweekly. For smaller updates we get approval in around 6 hours. They also have a way to expedite reviews in which case we’ve gotten like 30 minute turnaround on reviews (though that’s like boy that cried wolf, only use it if you need to push something really urgent)
- Comment on leading ai company 3 weeks ago:
Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.
Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro
But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates
- Comment on The notion that "old is bad and new is good" is a seriously damaging part of western capitalism brainwashing 3 weeks ago:
haha I’ve watched TPB pretty religiously but I’ve never seen this, it’s excellent
- Comment on The notion that "old is bad and new is good" is a seriously damaging part of western capitalism brainwashing 3 weeks ago:
You got the bubbles plastic
- Comment on Elden Ring on Switch 2 Is a Disaster in Handheld Mode - IGN 3 weeks ago:
Yeah it’s just generally still way higher powered than the switch 2. But Nintendo has always sold underpowered hardware because of their monopoly on their properties
- Comment on Be Fast. Be Spontaneous. Don't Suck. Get Paid. 3 weeks ago:
Because of the implication
- Comment on Zuckerberg's Huge AI Push Is Already Crumbling Into Chaos 3 weeks ago:
Fuck every single person in their AI division. I mean fuck a whole bunch of people in tech sector, but fuck them too
- Comment on Google CIO Calls Trump Admin’s Climate Denialism “Fantastic” | Ruth Porat called for data centers to be powered by coal, gas, and nuclear 3 weeks ago:
It’s wild that “we’re cooked” started as straight meme terminology but now literally describes the future of the human race
- Comment on NANDalf! 4 weeks ago:
Lol this gets into the weirdness of my comment and the parent which is that you can’t deal in multiples in a binary gate and English is very vague about if “you” is one or multiple
- Comment on What's your thoughts on this? 4 weeks ago:
If everyone turned off their smartphones for a day it would account for less than 1% of greenhouse gas emissions on the planet.
If you have a fridge in your house it’s likely using almost 100 times more power than your smartphone. Your heating or air conditioning is using far more power. The steel industry, agricultural industry, transportation, are all pumping out greenhouse gasses at a rate that using electronics is negligible.
AI is becoming another one of those industries, but if everyone turned off their personal devices, they would still need to get up, go to work, which would likely use AI, because they need to buy groceries and pay rent and keep their home powered, and capitalism churns.
Being outraged at the systems around us is a good thing, pointing the outrage toward people living daily lives while wealthy corporations and people do everything in their power to do as little as possible for social good while farming maximum personal benefit, power, and profit is not.
- Comment on 🤝🤝🤝 4 weeks ago:
Plus you get free experimental life extension drugs and maybe after it’s done your retinas directly interface with Palantir
- Comment on NANDalf! 4 weeks ago:
Lol this would be “You SHALL NOT pass, if BOTH of you passes, otherwise you SHALL PASS as long as one of you DOES NOT”
- Comment on I am proud. 4 weeks ago:
Lol rich people won’t have children in the future
They’ll just clone themselves and work to remove genetic impurity. Why do you think Elon has had so many IVF kids he never interacts with?
