Image This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!
The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
Submitted 2 months ago by napkin2020@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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miraclerandy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Frazzled and caught slightly unprepared?
Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
And if you take a picture with a flash, they get a sunburn.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
so what you’re saying is that if i raid a scottish blood bank i’ll look funny on the security cameras when leaving the building?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
😐
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Wasnt Snow White in a magical sleep for like a hundred or so years?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, yes, but she’s only physically and mentally 14.
If you put a child in cryostasis until she’s technically 18 you would still be a pedo if you did anything to her.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, no, this is the next big startup fad, isn’t it?
jonne@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Oof, yeah, that’s definitely something that will need to be looked at when cryotech starts being a thing.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
That embryo frozen for 24 years or whatever that was successfully implanted and carried to term didn’t emerge from the womb 6’1" with an MBA.
Would you have looked at an embryo frozen for 18 years and said “uh-hhuhuh, she’s totally legal”?
Same logic applies.
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t think having sex with frozen embryo goop should be a crime though.
DacoTaco@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Youre thinking of sleeping beauty, not snow white
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.
Merida is technically Pixar. She’s like a step-Princess.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
By the time that Brave was made, Pixar was a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney. That’s a distinction without a difference.
Xatolos@reddthat.com 2 months ago
By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.
All hail Disney Princess Sally!
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.
Meanwhile Ariel just chills in her world in KH1. Really wonder why they made that choice.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I guess Maleficent didn’t want to fill one of the princess of heart containers with saltwater.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
they didn’t want to model a mermaid wheelchair for her to go around on the other land-based worlds
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
She would die if she’s being kept like the other princess.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Even Max Klinger is technically eligible.
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is why the concept of statistical outlier and standard deviation exists.
Had I seen something like this in any analysis I would either assume some fault in the measurement (either reading or technical) or error in punching the data. Then ignored the result if it couldn’t be reproduced, but leave it in the raw data/graph/figure and explain the exlution.
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Heck, even opting for median age over the mean would work in this case!
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
I can’t help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there’s no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren’t a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.
The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.
phx@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I’m not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there’s some lineage I’m unaware of. She’s already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.
Mulan… Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Funny enough that frozen is always shown in school, but they never finished it. They always play like about 45 minutes of class time duing holidays where there is no classwork to do. Already finished school by now and I’mma just google the plot lol
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dating for american presidents be like:
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is Alice 10 in Disney? In Lewis Carroll’s original work she is 8.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They aged her up so it would be less creepy
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What is creepy about it? The entire story is really about Alice discovering rules and how she likes them so much. That is very much the world of an 8 year old. Not to mention all of the fanciful characters and tropes that were dreamed up.
There are many academic critiques and studies of the work. It is also central to Open AI’s QKV layers model alignment training. The story is the primary catalyst for creative randomness in terms of internal model thinking in both LLMs and embedding models used in image diffusion. For instance, all of the mechanisms that Alice used to become bigger and smaller are present in diffusion AI models with the caveat that no real person place or thing is present in the prompt. One does not need to bring up the detailed context of the story if one prompts the element with good specificity. A far easier method to play with is to prompt the queen of hearts or Alice as a character in an image using just a foundational base model. It should be quite clear how these images are a bit different in many ways. Those differences are not random and they are persistent across all models. Literary nonsense is the actual randomness that shows up in background objects and clothing in images. Prompting against the abstraction of genre is far more effective than attempting to describe your own details in the prompt with specificity.
In literature in general, Carroll’s work is the holotype for a genre. Analysing the work speaks to the human experience on many levels. The work has long been appreciated by all ages. So I am a bit baffled about what you find creepy about age in any context such as this. Like what kind of assumptions do you possibly feel grounded in here?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m gonna need a source for that 'cause, like, they weren’t really concerned about creepiness back in the 60s from what I can tell.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Pocahontas is also younger than labeled. IIRC she was like 17 when she was forced into marrying a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
the chart is referring to Disney characters not “real” people
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Yeah, that one was the one that surprised me. I would have guessed she was supposed to be late 20s.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
she’s mature for her age
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Probably legal where she’s from. 🤢
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, Ahgrabah is crazy
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I’m not usually one to care about how a meme is cropped but… goddamn lol
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
those random Korean letters at the bottom are absolutely critical to the meme and had to be included
bassomitron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wtf movie is the 8800 from? That and the top right are the only characters I don’t recognize.
saigot@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Atlantis, her name is kida, altantians are super long lived because of the crystal on her neck.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That one with the skinny dude with glasses.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
🤣 👍
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
one of my favorites of that era along with treasure island
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Treasure Planet and Atlantis are two of the best. They go well together too.
Elechicken@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Top right is Aurora/Briar Rose from Sleeping Beauty
Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Not surprised its unrecognized. The movie is a hidden gem.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.
Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?
dvlsg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Needs more Kuzco.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
Esmeralda being 18 is throwing me for a loop. Idk why. All the other ones I can get past looks because they’re all meant to be young (and many have ages stated) but I literally never once viewed Esmeralda as a teenager in the movie. Early 20s maybe. Maybe they mentioned it and I forgot.
Crazy movie though. Frolo is so fucked.
v_krishna@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
IRL Pocahontas was like 11 or 12.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Her actual age is unknown, due to nobody knowing what year she was born. But estimates put her at around 17 when she was taken hostage and forcibly married to a tobacco farmer.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mulan was too cool.
potoo22@programming.dev 2 months ago
Mulan has the highest kill count… I think
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
The avalanche definitely ups her count some.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I like the 8800 year old :>
Got that multiple millennia of wisdom while still being 22 physiologically somehow simultaneously
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not seen the movie but I assume she behaves like a 22 yo as well?
That’s one of the many things that threwe with LotR Rings of Power was how Galadriel behaved like a teen while being between 3,412 and 5,353 years old.
CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Well yeah, rings of power is corporate fanfiction, it’s not the galadriel JRRT wrote
TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I didn’t realize Mulan was a child soldier until now.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Damn it, Princess Georg
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How old is Stitch?
Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Stitch is assigned male
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Some people want to fuck the princes answer the question
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Still a princess.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 months ago
… Esmeralda isn’t a princess tho
mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
nope, it’s 17.5. and also 16.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Jane is considered a disney princess ?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
How is Pocahontas only 18 and that bottom left one already 19?
omniman@piefed.zip 2 months ago
i want to crack 5th one
BingBong@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Who is left third row from bottom and right second row from bottom?
devolution@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rya is missing.
SunshineJogger@feddit.org 1 month ago
Alice in wonderland isn’t a princess tho.
heisenbergcrystalmeth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
A perfect example of why median exists
WillFord27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Easy mistake, her name is Merida. Not sure what she’s a perfect example of though?
Ethanol@pawb.social 2 months ago
Percentile gang, let’s go! 😎 \
The median, or 50th percentile, here would be 17 or 18, meaning 50% of the princesses are aged 17 or lower, and 50% are aged 18 or higher.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Nah, it’s the perfect example of why the median is a pathetic excuse of a statistical tool that is only used by those that wish to opress minorities
neatchee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What the fuck are you talking about?