morphballganon
@morphballganon@mtgzone.com
- Comment on Another one for today 1 day ago:
They’re describing a well-understood sociological phenomenon. Sorry you’re so triggered by actual human psychology
- Comment on angry 1 day ago:
Don’t shoot yourself first, you have a huge opportunity to do some good in that position.
- Comment on I detect no errors of logic here 4 days ago:
Hmm. I like latinas. Maybe I should try crack?
- Comment on Onii-Chan is watching you 😩 4 days ago:
-kun is diminutive too
- Comment on Twice the rejection 6 days ago:
Dad is incredulous kiddo can’t find a partner even with wider dating pool
- Comment on Twice the rejection 6 days ago:
Couldn’t they just not state their sexuality openly, but tailor it for whoever they’re talking to?
F-F “oh I love women”
M-M “I’m into guys like you”
M-F “you’re my type”
F-M “oh, you’re very attractive”
No lies necessary
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Not limited to children. At my last job I imagined dumping my drink on my seated coworkers many times.
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 2 weeks ago:
How else will readers know they’re Bri’ish innit
- Comment on Data centers will consume 70 percent of memory chips made in 2026 - supply shortfall will cause the chip shortage to spread to other segments | Tom's Hardware 3 weeks ago:
SOOO let’s start some new companies to increase the supply… ? Obviously?
- Comment on The Best-Selling Video Games Since 2020 1 month ago:
I wonder how many of those are the free version that you can only play when playing with someone who has the paid version
- Comment on get out of my head 1 month ago:
It doesn’t say at rest… ? It had to be wide enough for poop to pass through
- Comment on It sure is, babe! 1 month ago:
DNII is a fine '90s platformer, I enjoyed it, but bruh
- Comment on DOJ Redacted Names of ‘Politically Exposed Individuals’ in Epstein Files: Report 1 month ago:
And the 300 million slaves roll over again since oh well shucks
- Comment on My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories 1 month ago:
My wife was just telling me about unironic british abominations on tiktok
- Comment on It will trickle down any second now 1 month ago:
What people often forget about trickle-down economics is that wealth only trickles down to named beneficiaries
- Comment on ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users 2 months ago:
How else do you define taking and manipulating the creations of many others and passing them off as your own?
How are those of us taking a principled stance against theft the morons?
- Comment on ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users 2 months ago:
Harming the environment to warm your family or earn a living wage is one thing. Harming the environment to commit mass plagiarism is another.
- Comment on What life hack helped you this year? 2 months ago:
As long as they’re not very bitter, 2 isn’t too bad. Bitter ales like IPAs give me a headache
- Comment on It's been downhill from that day 2 months ago:
Fazed*
Phased is something else
I guess she’s not phased either tbf
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 2 months ago:
They could have swapped the words around. Rough Spear. Midnight Rider. Southern Hammer.
They chose not to.
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 2 months ago:
Happened more than once
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- Comment on Anyone? 2 months ago:
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 2 months ago:
You’re right, they probably meant Bubba from Forrest Gump
- Comment on Trump's Big Beautiful Bill 2 months ago:
“Speculation” lol, it was Bill’s well-known nickname
- Comment on The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS 2 months ago:
Wonder if they know about their idol’s past escapades?
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 2 months ago:
How dare they want to do a good job wiping
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 2 months ago:
But shouldn’t it be concerning that a figure as prominent as Paul would say such a thing?
- Comment on Some adults when upset cry in their pillow 2 months ago:
Something’s hard indeed
- Comment on It's so annoying when you just can't spell 2 months ago:
What loser operator doesn’t know how to spell yookaliptuss
