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I am two of them

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Zexks@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    That sounds like it would chaff or cause some kind of reaction

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  • HatchetHaro@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    i love how there are some straight men in the comments getting offended as if this post was directed specifically at them.

    like, bruv, you don’t know that it’s for you, so chill. maybe it’s for the pansexuals or intersex people out there, who knows?

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  • Allonzee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Another daily reminder that the straights, myself included, are not Ok.

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  • SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are two men inside you. You will not be able to walk straight tomorrow.

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nothing straight about me

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      • darksiderbun@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Love the username too lmao

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  • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gay men, there are plenty of guys out there. Kindly leave us straight guys alone. How you guys don’t respect a man’s orientation is beyond me. If I want dick, I can get it just as easy as you can. Stay in your lane, bro.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.

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      • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        And yet I have men telling me how well they suck cock, how they Tight are, and straight up lying about their sex. You have fun having standards. You’re one of a few, apparently.

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      • seralth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I’m sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.

        That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.

        That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.

        You don’t have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don’t perpetuate hate just because you feel it’s ok to attack people for being straight.

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    • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Why is this getting downvoted? Op’s post is creepy and borderline sexually harassing. And the replies to your post are equally gross.

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      • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        No respect. That’s my problem. I respect your lifestyle. I stick up for you. When a woman tells me she likes women, I accept it just fine. Never once have I asked anybody to change their orientation for me. Shit is creepy. You don’t get a pass because you’re gay.

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  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🎶 'Cause if you like it, then you should’ve put a ring on it If you like it, then you should’ve put a ring on it 🎶

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m bi. But because of reasons I’ve never openly explored my sexuality with another guy. A while back I got bored and switch my dating profile to accept everyone as potential matches. Overnight my tinder blew up, message after message like after like. It was overwhelming with the amount of potential matches so I deleted my account and tried again

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨38⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

      Fresh meat

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I am curious, more messages from which gender?

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      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Men.

        I went from 3 likes from women exclusively to 99+ from both in like two weeks.

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  • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Off when?

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      • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Any consenting time with dick expectations and clean zeros.

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Off who?

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      • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Any consenting adult with a clean dick and zero expectations.

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    • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Off what?

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      • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Any consenting surface with zero dicks and clean expectations.

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.

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    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.

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    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well at least it ain’t calamari

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  • Dragonborn3810@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ahh I love that I knew exactly who’d posted this the moment I read it

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What can I say… I am nothing if not homosexual

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      • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fat guys like me.

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      • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nah man I already got those kind and they’re not good enough, plus most fat guys don’t have a very good figure

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      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan. And I’d love to see yours, too.

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Find a guy with nipples on his ass and go ham

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All three of them at the same time 😳?

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  • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this Frank vom house party?

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lieber bi als nie.

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    • No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My chemistry teacher allways said "ein bisschen bi schadet nie’ and I am not sure if he was referring to bicarbonate

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