dumbass
@dumbass@quokk.au
A stoned dumbass who says dumb shit and makes shitty jokes.
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 2 days ago:
You gotta hit the Devil's food cake, that really takes the edge off.
- Comment on Smoking avatars and online games: how big tobacco targets young people in the metaverse 3 days ago:
The Meta prison purse®™
- Comment on Australian anti-porn group claims responsibility for Steam's new censorship rules in victory against 'porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists', and things only get weirder from there 3 days ago:
- Comment on I just figured this out today 3 days ago:
Ohh really, it goes:
get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you'll be hearing
from my lawyer
you're getting fired
where's your manager
now I'm being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee. - Comment on Australian anti-porn group claims responsibility for Steam's new censorship rules in victory against 'porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists', and things only get weirder from there 3 days ago:
It's fitting that they have an Aussie in their logo.
- Comment on I just figured this out today 3 days ago:
Get fucked! For real!
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 6 days ago:
They're boring, he's a bit of a twat, they've been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won't stop playing them.
this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.
- Comment on Ex-Google CEO: Power Grid Crisis Could Kill AI's Next Big Leap 1 week ago:
Nawwwwwww, so sad.
- Comment on Gallium 1 week ago:
So, you'd help your friend cheat on their partner and still feel comfortable trusting them?
- Comment on The good old days 1 week ago:
Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.
- Comment on This Is Your Fate 1 week ago:
worth it.
- Comment on Waffles shaped like genitals 1 week ago:
I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.
- Comment on Waffles shaped like genitals 1 week ago:
ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?
- Comment on Waffles shaped like genitals 1 week ago:
Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.
- Comment on What do you call the first person with a new genetic mutation 1 week ago:
Scott Steiner.
- Comment on Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand 1 week ago:
How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving in city on the planet because he wants to bone a chick there.
- Comment on In media, women seem to scream while men take to action 1 week ago:
Mean while, I as a man sees a spider, I scream like I'm in a Hitchcock film and require a brave calm woman to save me from it.
Hollywood writers a dumbass's.
- Comment on Riding the bus to the underworld 2 weeks ago:
He looks like he's saying: Woah woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down everybody.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Your tearing me apart Taurus! Oh, hi Pisces.
- Comment on Microsoft’s Edge browser now loads sites even faster 2 weeks ago:
The only time I edge is when the porn's really good.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
For science!
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?
- Comment on Do you have a minute to talk about 2 weeks ago:
Nah sorry mate, got an appointment to get to! * Points at wrist as if I have a watch*
- Comment on Filter feeder behavior 2 weeks ago:
Like legit, how does he eat a burger?
- Comment on Wet floor 2 weeks ago:
Yeah man, it's even in the comment section now.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr
- Comment on Don't make me say it 2 weeks ago:
Say it again! I dare you, I double dare you, mother fucker, say it one more god damn time!
