dumbass

@dumbass@quokk.au

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing a pack a day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta hit the Devil's food cake, that really takes the edge off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smoking avatars and online games: how big tobacco targets young people in the metaverse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Meta prison purse®™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian anti-porn group claims responsibility for Steam's new censorship rules in victory against 'porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists', and things only get weirder from there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just figured this out today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohh really, it goes:

  get fuck for real!
  are you kidding me
  10 bucks entrance
  just to go and pee
  you'll be hearing
  from my lawyer
  you're getting fired
  where's your manager
  now I'm being arrested see
  this is what happens when they charge a fee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian anti-porn group claims responsibility for Steam's new censorship rules in victory against 'porn sick brain rotted pedo gamer fetishists', and things only get weirder from there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It's fitting that they have an Aussie in their logo.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just figured this out today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get fucked! For real!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate coldplay?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They're boring, he's a bit of a twat, they've been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won't stop playing them.

  this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ex-Google CEO: Power Grid Crisis Could Kill AI's Next Big Leap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nawwwwwww, so sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So, you'd help your friend cheat on their partner and still feel comfortable trusting them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Is Your Fate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffles shaped like genitals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffles shaped like genitals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffles shaped like genitals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you call the first person with a new genetic mutation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Scott Steiner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving in city on the planet because he wants to bone a chick there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In media, women seem to scream while men take to action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mean while, I as a man sees a spider, I scream like I'm in a Hitchcock film and require a brave calm woman to save me from it.

  Hollywood writers a dumbass's.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riding the bus to the underworld⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like he's saying: Woah woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down everybody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your tearing me apart Taurus! Oh, hi Pisces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft’s Edge browser now loads sites even faster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only time I edge is when the porn's really good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For science!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have a minute to talk about⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah sorry mate, got an appointment to get to! * Points at wrist as if I have a watch*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filter feeder behavior⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wet floor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah man, it's even in the comment section now.

  Brought to you by Carl's Jr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't make me say it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Say it again! I dare you, I double dare you, mother fucker, say it one more god damn time!