Come on guys, of course this isn’t a real post. Trump is NECER that coherent.
The D.E.N.N.I.S ship
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Holyginz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I still don’t understand what it means though?
Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.
Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.
There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
it’s a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 weeks ago
Reference: youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.
crt0o@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is this real?
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women’s safety.
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Or laws.
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
also it’s not written in all caps
tomi000@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.
match@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
also, Trump is too self-absorbed to know references to media
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Space
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steel the meme to plan his space rapes.
knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I thought the same. It’s truly incredible we weren’t sure, what a timeline
klemptor@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No.
underwire212@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
If you ask, it becomes real.
rdri@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Schrodinger’s truth?
Brekky@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It is a serious problem when it’s not possible to know if a screenshot of a “truth” is actually true or it has been faked
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s also something that Elon would totally do.
0xD@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
There is, it’s called critical thinking and research ;)
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
“So they are in danger?!”
“There’s no danger!”
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sure, you’ve seen the episode, but have you watched this scene recreated in the style of Lego?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
I hadn’t, but thank you for making me aware of it.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Of course they are in danger.” - Musk
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
The number of people that don’t realise this is an always sunny reference
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
There’s no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No sleeping in space! It’s the law!
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.
atlien51@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Is this actually a real post by the POTUS
normalexit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn’t smart enough to write something coherent.
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
I reckon, if it’s not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Lmfao I can’t tell anymore and I’m not sure If I’m scared or amused. Help me.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
either the dennis system, or dees implication system.
ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
so anyway, I started tariffing.
don@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
No shoutycaps, fake.
D_C@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This can’t be real
There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
As usual, this doesn’t actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about…or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
I’m quite certain this isn’t true. Not Trump’s writing style, plus it’s a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well space travel does require some “tasty treats.”
Zenith@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.
Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won’t have to worry about sleeping spaces.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…
h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Taleya@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is amping up the ploy to boost stock after the 130 term for special advisor is up. The scripted reality TV garbage is so fn obvious. It is sad to see anyone falling into this gaping plot hole that was scripted from the start.
Oneser@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Can you explain?
Hux@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Image
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do you like it? I was generous.