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The D.E.N.N.I.S ship

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Come on guys, of course this isn’t a real post. Trump is NECER that coherent.

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    • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I still don’t understand what it means though?

      Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.

      Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.

      There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.

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      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Reference: youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        it’s a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.

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    • crt0o@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away

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  • Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Do you like it? I was generous.

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It is a serious problem when it’s not possible to know if a screenshot of a “truth” is actually true or it has been faked

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s also something that Elon would totally do.

      A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.

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    • 0xD@infosec.pub ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There is, it’s called critical thinking and research ;)

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  • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this real?

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    • Carmakazi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women’s safety.

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      • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Or laws.

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      • Not_Dav3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        So these women ARE in danger?

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      • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        also it’s not written in all caps

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      • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.

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      • match@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        also, Trump is too self-absorbed to know references to media

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Space

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steel the meme to plan his space rapes.

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    • knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought the same. It’s truly incredible we weren’t sure, what a timeline

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    • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

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    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No.

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    • underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you ask, it becomes real.

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      • rdri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Schrodinger’s truth?

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    • Brekky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness

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  • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.

      Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won’t have to worry about sleeping spaces.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…

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  • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The number of people that don’t realise this is an always sunny reference

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami

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      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.

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      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No sleeping in space! It’s the law!

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.

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  • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this actually a real post by the POTUS

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    • normalexit@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn’t smart enough to write something coherent.

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      • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I reckon, if it’s not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.

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    • EchoSnail@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lmfao I can’t tell anymore and I’m not sure If I’m scared or amused. Help me.

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  • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well space travel does require some “tasty treats.”

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “So they are in danger?!”

    “There’s no danger!”

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    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sure, you’ve seen the episode, but have you watched this scene recreated in the style of Lego?

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      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I hadn’t, but thank you for making me aware of it.

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    • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Of course they are in danger.” - Musk

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  • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole.

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  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.

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  • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    either the dennis system, or dees implication system.

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    • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      so anyway, I started tariffing.

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No shoutycaps, fake.

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This can’t be real

    There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS

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  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As usual, this doesn’t actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about…or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.

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    • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m quite certain this isn’t true. Not Trump’s writing style, plus it’s a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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  • DannyMac@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!

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  • h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is amping up the ploy to boost stock after the 130 term for special advisor is up. The scripted reality TV garbage is so fn obvious. It is sad to see anyone falling into this gaping plot hole that was scripted from the start.

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    • Oneser@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can you explain?

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