Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?
The D.E.N.N.I.S ship
Submitted 10 months ago by Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Zenith@lemm.ee 10 months ago
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.
Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won’t have to worry about sleeping spaces.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well space travel does require some “tasty treats.”
Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No sleeping in space! It’s the law!
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Come on guys, of course this isn’t a real post. Trump is NECER that coherent.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.
crt0o@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I still don’t understand what it means though?
Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.
Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.
There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 months ago
Reference: youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
it’s a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Is this actually a real post by the POTUS
normalexit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn’t smart enough to write something coherent.
Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
I reckon, if it’s not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Lmfao I can’t tell anymore and I’m not sure If I’m scared or amused. Help me.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 months ago
The number of people that don’t realise this is an always sunny reference
Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
There’s no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.
D_C@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It is a serious problem when it’s not possible to know if a screenshot of a “truth” is actually true or it has been faked
0xD@infosec.pub 10 months ago
There is, it’s called critical thinking and research ;)
andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s also something that Elon would totally do.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.
j4k3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is amping up the ploy to boost stock after the 130 term for special advisor is up. The scripted reality TV garbage is so fn obvious. It is sad to see anyone falling into this gaping plot hole that was scripted from the start.
Oneser@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Can you explain?
Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 months ago
either the dennis system, or dees implication system.
ms_lane@lemmy.world 10 months ago
so anyway, I started tariffing.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
As usual, this doesn’t actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about…or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I’m quite certain this isn’t true. Not Trump’s writing style, plus it’s a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
don@lemm.ee 10 months ago
No shoutycaps, fake.
Hux@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do you like it? I was generous.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This can’t be real
There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
“So they are in danger?!”
“There’s no danger!”
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Of course they are in danger.” - Musk
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sure, you’ve seen the episode, but have you watched this scene recreated in the style of Lego?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I hadn’t, but thank you for making me aware of it.
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is this real?
underwire212@lemm.ee 10 months ago
If you ask, it becomes real.
rdri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Schrodinger’s truth?
Brekky@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steel the meme to plan his space rapes.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Space
klemptor@startrek.website 10 months ago
Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?
knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I thought the same. It’s truly incredible we weren’t sure, what a timeline
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women’s safety.
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
also, Trump is too self-absorbed to know references to media
tomi000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
also it’s not written in all caps
LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
Or laws.
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg