don

@don@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak charisma⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  lol I’m deep she’s been reading for years

  any day now, any day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  After the 2nd text the correct response is “I got u broham, inbound ur location as we speak. maintain comms and you’ll be in chilltown in no time.”

  And make it happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨someone tell Luigi about this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  (Suppressed shotgun joins the chat)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polyglot de naissance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Five, actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Swiss tax authority forced to buy Bahamas domain name after URL typo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s bs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | First outbreak of rare bird flu strain reported at California poultry farm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ASHWGA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can instantly read that, and I’m proud to have been alive during 1337 speak. Thank you, friend, for the awesome memories

  1337 43V4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great.

  Na weeg unna haf tamayka brannu dielek jussa fak widda sinthoz

  Now we’re gonna have to make a brand new dialect just to fuck with the synths

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go into debt if you have to⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Power of hard work and sacrifice right there, a true testament to the spirit of capitalism. If you can, all can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat and mouse game continues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s hilarious, I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because his husband has tiny hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottom of the Ocean⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s just water all the way down? Then why are all these geologist types talking about some mythical “crust” and “mantle” nonsense? You should probably talk some sense into them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I chose the penguin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: micro$haft would never kill my kids when they could monetize them instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer, I summon thee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

  Get your shit together, Nat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon is so dense that he will surpass the Poincaré recurrence time of the Universe, and will exist forever. This also means that for every iteration of the current universe he passes through, another iteration of anon will be produced, such that there will eventually be enough idiot anons to form its own entire universe.

  Anon is infinitely and eternally stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture’s alt text:

  Did you base the saucer shape on pop culture depictions of aliens, or was that stuff based on your ships? Does the rotational symmetry help with … hey, where are you going?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a simple and satisfying way to fight Trump and Musk | It's time to delete X⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, do it for your mental health, but it won’t do anything else now. That ship has sailed, been torpedoed, and is now chilling at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parasitic Isopods⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A tongue that eats your food while you eat your food. It’s like foodception up in here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Catholic Church passed an edict worldwide banning the shipping of tungsten cubes larger than half a cubic meter in volume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  too bad, no giant cube of tungsten 4 u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have just said “I like GG Alin.” and called it a day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”

  Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Cops See Their Wives With Another Man During An Arrest⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: staged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baidu CEO warns AI is just an inevitable bubble — 99% of AI companies are at risk of failing when the bubble bursts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They couldn’t keep their heads on fucking straight during the .com bubble, and here they are doing it all over again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the problem, the artist forgot the rest of the sentence:

  “Four-sided objects, of which there are three.”

  Boom. Done. EZPZ. Do better, artist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit, Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Broke mob propaganda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seeking feedback: how should lemm.ee move forward with external images? (related to frequent broken images)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Option 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨let's settle this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  <puts glasses back> Excuse me, I was getting some kool-aid for me and the boys