don

@don@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Russian Internet users are unable to access the open Internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em a sense of security.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No rational person would do this...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨French is such a beautiful language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump social media site brought down by Iran hackers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some things just refuse to die⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you noticed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  c/lost_lemmings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you noticed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So I’ve nooticed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radio transmissions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We will never crab fast enough. We are doomed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bugs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was only a fish!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nature, uh, finds a way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deez peets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As opposed to, what, triangular feet? Spiral feet? Perhaps you’d feel better if their feet were hyperboloid? ffs get a grip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm in a pickle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm in a pickle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  bitch that’s like 5-8 pickles max get ur bitch ass up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AGI achieved 🤖⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  u delet ur account rn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It must vex him⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead ringer for Nikki Minaj.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Outer Worlds 2 - Official Story Trailer | Xbox Games Showcase 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a Spacer’s Choice man, myself. Everything else is just trustworthy and reliable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google confirms more ads on your paid YouTube Premium Lite soon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Premium Sike.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The D.E.N.N.I.S ship⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No shoutycaps, fake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brichard!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bricks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To the admins: Thank you.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, admins!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Migrating communities in the wake of the lemm.ee shutdown⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As for me, while lemm.ee is home, I’ve transferred my json to lemmy.ca. Sucks dick to lose an Estonian tld because I lived there, and first surfed the w3 there decades ago, but I do respect and appreciate me some Canadians.

  lemm.ee until the servers are turned off from underneath me. Eesti igavesti!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's for 2 years since I joined Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Happy 2-year! Damn, I’ll coming up on my 2y in a few weeks. Time flies, and I don’t even remember much about xhitter and reddit anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I quit by vaping off of cigarettes, and then gradually reducing the nicotine in vape juice until I was vaping 0 nicotine for a couple of months, then stopped altogether. Been nicotine free for several years now, and no cravings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forbidden Tech⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning here is a terrible idea.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh, that movie was so long ago, can we all please just let it go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [poops on ur chest]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% people who drink water die⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP degenerate waterfreak shoulda drank Brawndo like a real person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grieve with me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All these legitimately helpful fucking comments and no one’s pointing out that you can easily fix the problem by placing the smartphone in microwave and nuke it for a minute on high* to get your phone up to 80% charge.

  *^Charging times dependent on microwave power output and your zodiac sign. Lower wattages may result in tastier special brownies. If unsure, please consult your primary care phrenologist.^