don

@don@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because his husband has tiny hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bottom of the Ocean⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s just water all the way down? Then why are all these geologist types talking about some mythical “crust” and “mantle” nonsense? You should probably talk some sense into them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I chose the penguin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: micro$haft would never kill my kids when they could monetize them instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer, I summon thee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

  Get your shit together, Nat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon is so dense that he will surpass the Poincaré recurrence time of the Universe, and will exist forever. This also means that for every iteration of the current universe he passes through, another iteration of anon will be produced, such that there will eventually be enough idiot anons to form its own entire universe.

  Anon is infinitely and eternally stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The picture’s alt text:

  Did you base the saucer shape on pop culture depictions of aliens, or was that stuff based on your ships? Does the rotational symmetry help with … hey, where are you going?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a simple and satisfying way to fight Trump and Musk | It's time to delete X⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, do it for your mental health, but it won’t do anything else now. That ship has sailed, been torpedoed, and is now chilling at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parasitic Isopods⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A tongue that eats your food while you eat your food. It’s like foodception up in here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Catholic Church passed an edict worldwide banning the shipping of tungsten cubes larger than half a cubic meter in volume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The grand prize⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  too bad, no giant cube of tungsten 4 u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have just said “I like GG Alin.” and called it a day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, Janet, the fuck you think minions, underlings, and henchmen are for? What, did you just wake up this morning and decided on a fucking whim that “like, idunno, I’m thinking my mood’s giving… like… (toe twirl) idunno… evilly scientisty! Yeah! Let’s give that shot!”

  Fucking get your shit together, Janet. FFS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Cops See Their Wives With Another Man During An Arrest⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: staged.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baidu CEO warns AI is just an inevitable bubble — 99% of AI companies are at risk of failing when the bubble bursts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They couldn’t keep their heads on fucking straight during the .com bubble, and here they are doing it all over again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see the problem, the artist forgot the rest of the sentence:

  “Four-sided objects, of which there are three.”

  Boom. Done. EZPZ. Do better, artist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a matter of perspective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit, Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Broke mob propaganda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seeking feedback: how should lemm.ee move forward with external images? (related to frequent broken images)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Option 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨let's settle this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  <puts glasses back> Excuse me, I was getting some kool-aid for me and the boys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redneck warning system⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  AH SAYED I WONTID A GOTDURN NEAR LARM! NEAR! AS IN THE ORPPOSITE A FAR! DO YEW UNNERSTAN ME ER DO I GOTS TA GIT YUR MARNAGER?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redneck warning system⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s the smoking area for the king of the smors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redneck warning system⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ain’t lookin for no damn far larm, ijit, I’m lookin for the goddamned near larm!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst amusement park ever.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Average pallet aficionados: u fkn idiot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a musical genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t touch this, because I’m too legit to quit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I do with US$10K that is a good investment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Peas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisofts stock tanked this morning ahead of the markets opening⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dementia is a disease to have to suffer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poggers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re archaeologists you fuck mook, poking around in the grave of a 5000 year old Kazakh teen girl in with 180 sheep ankle bones it is their entire fucking business. No one’s saying shit about your bronze-plated pizza tent collection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah it is. I still remember playing ff6(3us), a defining gaming moment for me, and it was played on a crt. Yeah I can emulate it on my current console, but that does almost no justice to the nostalgia of having first learned turn-based rpg combat.

  This from a person that remembers their Dad’s 2600 and playing Yar’s Revenge on it, and him taking me to the local arcade where his favorite game was without a doubt Ms. Pac-Man, while I tried to figure out what the fuck this “Super Street Fighter II Turbo” wizardry was.

  Fuck yeah, nostalgia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t really see how wives following a bunch of young women is weird, they often socialize quite a bit with each other.