LuxSpark

@LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heave-ho!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bra size. C is medium D+ is large.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Water time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought water fountains were verboten after the covid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, maybe the lactose intolerant would skip the last leche. One leche too far?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can still smell them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pop the whole roll at once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming in hot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Cock Soup” tastes like a bag of dicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At the Dr’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don’t we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As AI wipes jobs, Google CEO Sundar Pichai says it’s up to everyday people to adapt accordingly: ‘We will have to work through societal disruption’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, just work it out. It would be a shame if we eliminated CEOs with AI. I’m sure AI could generate hot air and hubris a lot cheaper than an executive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scheduling is hard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, and we could solve traffic and a lot of other problems as well as making things better for workers by making WFH standard. I remember around covid I could zip downtown no problem, now the roads are fucking parking lots. I have to spend hours a week doing the most dangerous activity at my own expense. I think it’s mostly because of old fashioned thinking that jobs should suck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your job is going to fire you for an unexcused absence. So you send them a pic to prove that you are in the hospital⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks serious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The fish, full with hubris, offer themselves up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memory Foam doesn't actually "Remember," it just deviates from the base and goes back. It's more like Forgetting Foam!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It remembers briefly, then relaxes like a lazy fucking foam that it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not to get all religous but was not Jesus pissed for people making money in churches? Didn't he flip tables and everything? Then how do churches nowadays explain the collection plate?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How do they explain? Some variation on God spoke to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you date someone that uses a hammer?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …Hammer Time! 🦀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s possible, but not with jackasses like Elon in charge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Musk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The grifts run themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reaction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Microsoft Forces Users to Ditch Windows 10, It Announces That It’s Also Turning Windows 11 into an AI-Controlled Monstrosity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pop_os works well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza Hut falls into administration with 68 restaurants at risk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There might be a few. Mostly just serving up sad pizza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What possible evolutionary advantage is offered by my ears suddenly sprouting tons of hair?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have moved into the decline phase. You have shot your shot, and you’re out of evolutionary competition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chimps consume alcohol equivalent of nearly 2 drinks a day - Ars Technica⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pffft…lightweights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been alive for the entire narrative of the internet and it's crazy to think any of the newer generations will be able to sort it all out for themselves.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We have ai now. It will explain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t need my cat judging me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the long ago past, people needed to do THIS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s buffer for security codes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't miss this Lunar event!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …Duuuude!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh, right...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Colorful leaves and cool weather, or fascist dystopia? Coming to a fall near you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, shit.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fine, just restore the backup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blocking tariffs would be "end of the United States," top Trump adviser says⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Over 450 Diablo developers at Blizzard have unionized⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s 450 Diablo developers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas MashHouse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe don’t do both at the same time.