klemptor

@klemptor@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Zero. Born in the early '80s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Healthy snack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like you get me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm your tits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm your tits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My legs forgot how to leg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My legs forgot how to leg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨would getting back with an ex be a bad idea?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Girl. Have some dignity and kick him to the curb because it’s clear he’s not really interested in you. He probably wants you on standby in case his dick or his ego need stroking. Don’t make excuses for someone who’s mistreating you, especially at such a young age - you’re just inviting dysfunction. You can and will do better, but not if he’s in the way. Good luck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GeoCities in 1995: Building a Home Page on the Internet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Break out of frames!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m late Gen X. When we were younger, women shaving at least the lips and bikini line, plus trimming down the rest, was normal. I don’t think a lot of women my age went fully hairless most of the time, but having a brazilian now and again was pretty normal. Men either didn’t do any grooming or trimmed things down a bit, but didn’t generally go fully hairless. As we got older more hair crept back in. I guess to me, hairlessness is associated with kids (by which i mean like 18 year olds to mid-twenties - people way too young for me to fuck at this point), and I think hair is sexy. I don’t think I’d do a brazilian at this point - I prefer at least some hair. I do still prefer the lips and bikini line to be bare, but that entails annoying upkeep and itchy stubble, so I usually only do it every other week and let it grow in a bit.

  I guess what we find attractive changes as we age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Daniel’s maker says Canada pulling US alcohol off shelves ‘worse than tariff’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dat velvet pouch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fuck is happening there? Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is also when I conveniently forget you called, making your preferred method of communication incredibly slow compared to texting.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? IMO it’s rude to just call someone out of the blue and expect that they’ll be able to drop everything to chat with you.

  Unfortunately, my mom loves to call unannounced, and because my parents are getting older I feel the need to answer in case something’s wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fireflies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup! I live in Pennsylvania & I see loads of them every summer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Spooon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The jetpack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta approves plan for bigger executives bonuses following 5% layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These greedy motherfuckers… Jesus fucking christ!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are mood problems a “turn off” for people even when they’re hard to manage?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody’s going to want to be around you if you’re volatile and hurtful. And “I can’t help it” is a thin excuse. These are things you absolutely could control, you just have to try.

  You sound young. Get control of yourself and develop some empathy. And while you’re at it, do something about your internalized misogyny. These two passages ought to create some cognitive dissonance for you:

  Women also piss me off more than men do, so I hang out more with them because I feel like they get me and aren’t as bitchy.

  I think women should be the best versions of themselves :) [I believe this is why society is so hard on women as a whole]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA| Trump’s FCC chair investigates NPR and PBS, urges Congress to defund them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re nonprofits. That 10% is probably crucial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Trek is like a warm blanket for me.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What beautiful, bittersweet memories. Thank you for sharing them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Norwich restaurant charges £100 for a pineapple pizza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pineapple on a pizza. Of course it’s good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peace Love Unity Respect⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very cool!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I took the term "Tree Skirt" literally⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is amazing - so imaginative and creative!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people Britain from their tyrannical government”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people Britain from their tyrannical government”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus. Who are the numbnut 62% who chose Yes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My husband says pobcorn just to fuck with me, I hate it so bad but I can’t help laughing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup! Every time I see a post deriding NJ, I feel the need to post a love letter to NJ as a rebuttal haha

  Casino & boardwalk are easy to do together. Those are both on the shoreline. There are loads of wineries so depending on what you felt like doing, it would be easy to squeeze that in too. The nice thing about New Jersey is that it isn’t huge, so if you’re up for a bit of driving you can see a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahh I’d had something about Princeton but I must’ve lost it in editing! Yeah Princeton is beautiful :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, quite a lot actually!

  I know this is hard for people who only hear stereotypes about our state, but New Jersey has a lot of natural beauty. Northwest NJ and the Delaware Water Gap area have a lot of beautiful forested areas, and the Delaware River is so crisp and clear up there. All along the Delaware in Central NJ there are cute little river towns like Frenchtown, Stockton, Lambertville, and Washington’s Crossing. These are really cute little downtowns with bars & restaurants, shops, and live entertainment. Plus with Lambertville there’s New Hope right across the bridge. We have farmstands with fresh Jersey corn, tomatoes, and peaches all over the place (remember, we’re the Garden State!), plus loads of local wineries. The Pine Barrens are beautiful for hiking and biking. Then we’ve got the shore. I will grant that NJ beaches don’t hold a candle to some other places further south along the eastern seaboard (though I will say that the beaches with tags are a pretty good experience), but you don’t really go down the shore just for the beaches. You go for the boardwalks, plus the casinos in Atlantic City. We also have Great Adventure, which I think every Jersey kids grows up going to.

  And we have pork roll, the best breakfast meat ever.

  So yeah, come check us out. You might be surprised!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude you’re 20 and married‽ Why didn’t you lead with that??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice balanced answer. Also curious, what’s your opinion on tan suits?