klemptor
@klemptor@startrek.website
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable. 25 minutes ago:
Sure, that way I can get a pork roll, egg, and cheese Sizzli to fuel me before I go Trenton on your ass
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable. 28 minutes ago:
Well first of all, that’s the standard greeting in New Jersey
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable. 2 hours ago:
As a proud New Jerseyan, I offer a hearty fuck you to whoever made this lameass sign.
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable. 2 hours ago:
Pork roll. I will die on this hill.
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable. 2 hours ago:
Yeah you could easily get them made on a machine at the boardwalk
- Comment on Understandable 9 hours ago:
I don’t know what the original context was for this video but I give a hard side-eye to anyone who films themselves crying and posts it for attention. Girl get a fucking grip.
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 9 hours ago:
Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that! - Comment on $1,000 richer 3 days ago:
Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!
- Comment on Or two generations... 3 days ago:
Give it to me, baby!
- Comment on This man is suffering 4 days ago:
This made me smile :)
- Comment on passage of time 4 days ago:
For me, the dread begins right around Labor Day. It starts out small but by the time Halloween comes around, it becomes this huge sucking pit in my stomach. I really hate the holidays.
- Comment on Being asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" 5 days ago:
I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.
- Comment on Nobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism. 6 days ago:
Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.
- Comment on Manic Stew 1 week ago:
Anxiety zucchini
- Comment on How would you quickly describe Lemmy to a non-fediverse person? 1 week ago:
Many parallel reddit-like services which can interact with each others’ content if they choose to allow it.
- Comment on Poor doggo 1 week ago:
Yes, short for doggo.
- Comment on Be safe this Halloween¡¡¡ 1 week ago:
They’ve got no right to be so pretty.
- Comment on I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. 1 week ago:
It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.
- Comment on Why do so many hand dryers not dry hands? Am I doing something wrong? 1 week ago:
Has your university not bothered to replace the old shitty models with the newer, actually effective models? I always think the Dyson AirBlade works really well.
- Comment on Not promoting hate speech but what happened to all the slights/slurs/vulgarity from like the 20s and 40s. There were so many. Now it seems well I can only think of three? 1 week ago:
You just try not singing along to Cher’s Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.
- Comment on Who wants a merkin? 1 week ago:
She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I’m sure she’s probably had all of her body hair lasered off.
- Comment on Wish we had good tap water 😔 1 week ago:
Way ahead of ya friend.
- Comment on Wish we had good tap water 😔 1 week ago:
I have a well and a reverse osmosis system, and the water is amazing. I’ve never had water that tastes so good.
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 1 week ago:
I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 1 week ago:
I absolutely would eat that.
- Comment on Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others? 2 weeks ago:
I dress for myself.
- Comment on Dangerous crow 3 weeks ago:
I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
In that context it usually means he thinks you’re boring.
- Comment on beans 🫘 3 weeks ago:
Oh shit guys it’s bean season again
- Comment on Everybody is fine with celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg making up fake names for themselves, but when someone chooses a name for themselves to suit their gender identity it's suddenly a problem 3 weeks ago:
Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.