klemptor

@klemptor@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dangerous crow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In that context it usually means he thinks you’re boring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit guys it’s bean season again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody is fine with celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg making up fake names for themselves, but when someone chooses a name for themselves to suit their gender identity it's suddenly a problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to defend Ted Cruz, but I have a friend named Ted, short for Edward. It’s not unheard of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE tries to kidnap random food delivery driver off the street. He jukes them on a foldable bike.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Raylan Givens wannabe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I keep a 9 year old from constantly licking erasers and putting them in his mouth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What a fucking asshole this woman is. “Taking our jerbs” bitch I’m sure you wouldn’t be caught dead driving DoorDash!

  I never understand how a person can have this much hate in their heart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dinner is ready! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I call it the pizza bone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you remember
  The 21st night of September?
  Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
  While chasin’ the clouds away

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one rides the bus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3143: Question Mark⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I Love You Period

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lord of the Night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Terrifyin’!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alpha decay go brrrrrrr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Awww greyhound snoot 😍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good evening.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many of the younger generations of folks don't know what it's like to watch TV series out of order by virtue of channel surfing on live TV and grabbing random episodes here and there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp there goes my evening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw man what’d I miss?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP, you OK?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to bash Americans again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Build a wall, make the USA pay for it

  (Kidding, mostly.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm 50% girl, 50% pizza rolls at this point ha ha!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a pizza roll. What are they like? Basically pizza flavored hot pockets, I’m imagining?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a whole genre! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear you. I was always a skinny kid, but I went through some bad, traumatic shit in my early twenties and ballooned up - from 105 to 177 as a 5’0" woman. Being obese sucked and I’ve worked super hard to get the weight off and keep it off. But in the meantime the HAES / fat acceptance thing took off and now I feel like I’m living in bizarro world. I hated being obese for so many reasons and can’t imagine how people can convince themselves that it’s okay to just remain like that. I mean, to each their own, but they’re setting themselves up for disease and disability. I think it’s really sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asked and answered⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We dropped not just one but two of the most horrific weapon ever developed on a civilian population.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously babe, i can't if that pale monkey keep staring...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gettin’ horny now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are stardust.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are golden

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Right in the feels⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also Tapestry by Carole King

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's almost here⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come back one year!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube secretly used AI to edit people's videos. The results could bend reality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m huge into makeup, and I watch a lot of beauty content on YouTube because I want to see how certain makeup looks and performs before I buy it. This AI bullshit defeats the purpose of demonstrating makeup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anons brother has some strong opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love brutalist architecture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A side of statin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the seven shits everyone meets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Before dicyclomine: 6 to 7

  After dicyclomine: 4 baybee 😎

  #IBSlife