Some people have a 401k. This guy’s retirement is in metals.
Amazing.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Spookyghost@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
There’s like $35 bucks in bottles there Ricky, fuck.
At least $35, you sound a little ungrateful there bud.
bstix@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
A local store just upgraded the deposit machine, so instead of depositing one single can at a time, I now empty an entire bag of hundreds of cans into the machine and let it sort it out. It’s great, saves lots of time and makes everything easier. Instead of bringing a shopping bag with 20 cans everytime I shop I can take an entire sack of 200 cans every month or so.
Unfortunately… the same kind of people who used to cause queues with their 200 garbage bags at the usual refund machines also figured this out, so now they’re causing a queue at the new machine with trailer loads of garbage bags full of thousands of cans.
I have no idea where they get all those cans.
hash@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I would suspect some sort of scheme bringing cans from a neighboring state or whatever without a deposit. Just one more reason to wish for a national deposit program in the US.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I used the local bulk deposit yesterday. Had two garbage bags. The guy in front of me had four, and the elderly couple a head of that guy had glass bottles and the machine broke down. Before the poor PFY had fixed the machine and the four bags guy was done, I had spent at least 15min waiting in line and another 5 at the machine.
I went into the store and when done with the groceries for a week the last guy in line when I was done had only moved up one place, and another two people had joined the line.
In theory just dumping your bags in the machine seems like a timesaver. In reality all I got was 20min of audio book, side eye from other shoppers, and fingers that weren’t sticky.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
When I moved into my last apartment, my entire storage area was full of bags of cans.
They belonged to a neighbor, who was using my empty storage because his was full, I found out 2 weeks later when he came ripping up to my door demanding to know what I did with his money.
When I found out he meant the cans, I laughed, told him I threw out his trash for him, and told him if he ever darkened my door again I’d call the cops.
They weren’t even crushed. His own storage was probably plenty if he’d be less lazy.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Ty so much for providing a video was super curious how it works
SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i imagine that fuckin stinks
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
not to the roaches… i learned that the hard way a few years ago.
during covid, i left a couple of cases of empty bottles on my kitchen floor and didn’t think anything of them for a month or so. that’s how i found out my neighbors had cleanliness issues, and the roaches found out they had a new place next door to terrorize. horrible experience - don’t keep your empties in your apartment.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It kind of sounds like you had cleanliness issue too.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
“Left a couple of cases of empty alcohol bottles on the floor for a month….”
“Then I got roaches from it! That’s how I knew my neighbors had cleanliness issues.”
…….?
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All some people need is the simple life
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Learned the trick. Quick, very quick, rinse in the sink, dunk it upside down in the drain. Rinse (heh) and repeat for the next can. Almost zero effort, clean cans for the recycling bag. I took a load the size pictured for recycling last month. No stink. Only got a lousy $100.10. :(
Taleya@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
I just empty them, put them in a crate, then every monday empty the kitchen crate into my garage sack. When they’re full i take 'em up to CDS
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Autism is not as rare as we still think, it just has shapes that we don’t readily recognize.
frezik@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I choose to believe every single word of it. The universe is more interesting if it’s true.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same. Fiction or fact, this is funny enough and harmless enough to just shrug and say, “He must be a wizard, whoever he is.”
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
If your country had the German Pfand system where you pay 25 cent more per can and get it back if you return it, this would be expensive…
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We have that in Ontario, and as a kid my cub/scout troop would go around town and ask people to give us their empties as a fundraiser. We’d return them and use the money to buy camping supplies and stuff.
Pnut@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Hey buddy! We never did this in scouts but that’s such a good idea. When I was in college my roommates and I could have used such a service. I actually just posted that there are people making a living off of combing the ditches and parks for empties. Bottle/can returns is a whole economy.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In Mexico City people would bring plastic bags with them and return glass bottles immediately, and just drink Coke out of plastic bags with a straw.
gamer@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Coca Cola™ and Micro Plastics™ are a match made in heaven.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
They would flush down the cans to own the libs.
hactar42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of my hermit uncle who used to clean the beer cans off of his floor with a rake before we would come visit.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That image leaves me helpless with mirth.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I bet that smelled fantastic.
hactar42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The man smoked 3-4 packs of cigarettes a day, so that’s all you could smell. Thankfully we didn’t have to sleep there. My parents would have us stay at the motel/grocery/gas station/bar/restaurant/video store/boat rental/fish license place in town.
4grams@awful.systems 3 weeks ago
That looks like my play through of a fallout game. For some reason it amuses me to no end to make a random, huge pile of found alcohol, in game.
I’m humbled by this man doing it in real life.
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I finally have a use for one of those empty houses in Sanctuary. I’m going to try and fill it.
Thank you random internet human.
Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But “autism didn’t exist back in my day” right?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It did, it just only got noticed in people who are intellectually disabled. That’s the only kid I knew with autism growing up in the 80s who got diagnosed.
The son of a family friend obviously has Asperger’s, he’s a few years older than me, and his parents did have him tested back then and were told nothing was wrong, but I don’t think they had that knowledge back then. He will ask me for a Coke Zero every ten minutes like clockwork when he comes over, polish it off and ask for another.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
When i was in 4th grade 31 years ago my teacher knew something was up and advised my mom to get me tested. The “test” was absolute garbage and i “passed” i was so happy. In hindsight i just wished that i got an ADHD diagnosis early
Pnut@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
They do deposit returns where I live. So you get them cents back for every can. There are people that make a couple of hundred bucks a month picking cans out of the ditches. There’s like what? $50 in this picture? Either way he could have those gone in an hour for free if he knows a homeless person.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hes going to melt them down for parts
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Saving up for a new crankcase
Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
It can sometimes grow to quite a large fund for people.
Damian Gordon saved $46,000. He described it as a hobby for him. What a legend!
Camzing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s his retirement fund.
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I used to collect cans over the summer with the high school soccer teams to raise money. There’s more than fitty there
RBWells@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They do not do deposit returns here anymore, but even so, most neighborhoods I’ve lived, people come look through the recycling for aluminum cans to scrap. So I would set them on the side in a tote instead, it was always such old people, moving slowly down the road with a rolling cart. This neighborhood is apparently too bougie for that, even though as far as I can tell we still are never more than 2 blocks from at least one homeless person.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is he accepting new clients???
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
RIP this mechanic’s liver.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’ll lay it on the pool table and rebuild it.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Living the dream.
siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 3 weeks ago
Will it one day rival the tire fire in Springfield?
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
My Cecil’s name is Jimmy and he fixed my refrigerator, my air conditioner, and my cat.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Skinny women… can do THIS for you…
What is not a damn thing?
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The man is worthy of canonization as a saint.
Zenith@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
So they’re friends with my dad?
atlien51@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Is he that dumb and disgusting?
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
Texas.
Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I find it highly unlikely that Clark Gable is on social media as that he has been deceased since 1960 long before the invention of the internet. What I think is taking place is someone is posing as Clark Gable to malign his slovenly neighbour. Clark Gable was a great actor and probably why Superman was named Clark and if he were alive today he would continue to make great films but it is also highly unlikely that Clark would live beside a trashcan.
xav@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Internet was born in the 60s, so that’s not “long before”. But yes I’m nitpicking, you were talking about social networks.
martin4598@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
As George Washington once said, never believe what´s on the internet.
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Where is this guy getting beer for 1995 prices?
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fucking rad
IndieGoblin@lemmy.4d2.org 3 weeks ago
Dam this man needs some purpose
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think he found it.
nagaram@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
This man will repair your car in such a way it will both never break and when you do go to a normal mechanic for something they will gaze upon it in awe and horror.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I used to be a programmer and now I fix cars professionally, I feel like half of my professional life has been gazing upon some ancient work of dark magic and cussing loudly because I know I’m about to have to go in.
The line between jank and wizardry is sometimes blurry. The best magic has a little bit of jank in it, and the worst jank is sometimes a little bit magical.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In high school, I got in a car wreck and had to drive without a front bumper for about a year. When the bumper got torn away, it also took the light housings for my blinkers and running lights.
My dad made new housings with zip ties and soda cans cut in half that attached to the back of lenses we bought cheap at the local auto parts store. He drilled slightly undersized holes in the bottom of the cans that held the bulbs in place when they were pushed through, and he’d polished the inside of the cans to act as reflectors.
It worked great! When we eventually got the bumper replaced, the body guy shop was amazed and said he didn’t see any reason why we should spend the money to buy factory housings, and when we sold that car it still had store-brand diet sprite cans as light housings that surely confused the hell out of someone down the line.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gazing upon skill beyond your comprehension: How the fuck does this work?
Gazing at unholy fuckery: How the fuck does this WORK?
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
if it’s jank, and it works, it ain’t jank.
gamer@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
How does that happen, if you don’t mind me asking?
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I just gave up and used copper RTV on the uneven collector pipes on a flat 4 engine. There was no way to properly align the left and right headers to the collector besides just fucking cranking on the bolts as a clamp held them in alignment.
I felt shame for that one, and it’s off to the inspection station Monday now that it doesn’t leak. But you can see the Rtv sticking out. I give it a summer before it fails again. At best.