Jumpingspiderman
@Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world
- Comment on Delicious 1 week ago:
Bukakke earings
- Comment on Amazing. 1 week ago:
The man is worthy of canonization as a saint.
- Comment on Peak masculinity 1 week ago:
Looks about right
- Comment on Former Meta exec says asking for artist permission will kill AI industry 1 week ago:
So… what’s the down side to this bill?
- Comment on I'd choose 4 tbh 2 weeks ago:
2, 5, and 9 for me
- Comment on US Border Patrol detained a nursing mother and separated her from her infant daughter to the point that she needed medical attention as a result of not being able to nurse 2 weeks ago:
If they unlawfully detained her, they should be prosecuted for false imprisonment and be imprisoned themselves upon conviction
- Comment on Speak American 2 weeks ago:
English is a creole that got its own army.
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 3 weeks ago:
Not much gets by you, does it?
- Comment on X.com blocks access to Ekrem Imamoglu, leader of Turkish opposition 4 weeks ago:
He needs a Blu Sky account ASAP
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 5 weeks ago:
OMG, I do this too!
- Comment on If trump shaved his head and didn't wear any makeup do you think you would recognize him? 1 month ago:
No problem. Few other people would have such a stench of filled depends and orange spray tan.
- Comment on America is fucked 1 month ago:
I’m sure you DON’T want that with no FAA
- Comment on America is fucked 1 month ago:
yup, I was on a street so narrow just a couple months ago that I couldn’t pull over far enough to let a firetruck go by. I had pulled over as far as I could. The truck got behind me and I couldn’t move over. SO I just said “fuck it” - and zoomed into the road as fast as was safe and turned off the road the first place I could find.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
Unfortunately GOPers are too cowardly to do anything about him.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
He had a 2x optic on the rifle.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
That sounds likely
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
It is a testimony to Marine training and the DI’s that they got that couch fucking weirdo Vance up to speed enough to be a Marine.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
If there were really karmic balance, Krasnov would die slowly from a humiliating and very painful natural cause.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
This. I’m guessing the insiders and Mr. Moneybags are observing plenty of evidence of mental decay. Enough to invoke the 25th.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
He’s doing Xi’s work of destroying the US as a world power. Why would Xi be mad at him?
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
Highly unlikely and I hope to god it doesn’t happen. Imagine the hagiography that would surround the piece of shit were that to happen.
- Comment on What kind of CAPTCHA is this? 2 months ago:
Since I use a Mac, I don’t get this joke.
- Comment on Forbidden weapon 2 months ago:
What exactly did I just see? Or thought I saw?
- Comment on Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately. 2 months ago:
Run Tesla stock prices into the ground. It’s legal and, short of criminal violence, it would damage Elon worse than anything else. Without his money, Elmo Muskrat would just be the guy at the end of a dive bar you avoid because all they talk about is government conspiracies to cover up the fact that Lizard People Aliens are making human lizard people hybrids.
- Comment on How do the Republicans feel about Project 2025 now? 2 months ago:
I like it like that.
- Comment on Multiple Tesla vehicles were set on fire in Las Vegas and Kansas City 2 months ago:
But it’s not on fire?
- Comment on Furious at the FCC, Arkansas jail cancels inmate phone calls rather than lower rates 2 months ago:
Arkansas has been a third world hell hole for as long as I can remember. And I’m 72 years old.
- Comment on X (Twitter) is down in worldwide outage. 2 months ago:
Nazi’s
- Comment on X (Twitter) is down in worldwide outage. 2 months ago:
Wonderful! May it stay that way forever.
- Comment on [Louis Rossmann] Brother turns heel & becomes anti-consumer printer company 2 months ago:
and to be as amoral as possible.