Spritz me harder daddy
I'm jealous
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It does feel good.
Source: I am a vegetable.
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The equivalent for a person would be decapitated heads in the shower.
rippermonty@feddit.uk 11 months ago
They hate it, one even tried to chase me but luckily I picked up the wooden ramp before I got out of the store.
CannedCairn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Produce was my first job and we used to come in at 5am and clean these occasionally. They get jelly dangly bits hanging from below the veggies that you just spray off and then wash. It was an interesting event.
vane@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dead vegetable reproductive organs.
sirico@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Get your Brassica out for the lads
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Getting that brocussy
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Vegan gore
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
oh
that’s gore
that’s gore of my comfort food
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 11 months ago
Now in damp!
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
OK
Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Contrary to what you may believe, you don’t have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Thats a misting not a shower tho. Also those veggies aint paying for that water.
tauren@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah but I’ll never feel as good as those vegetables.
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You mean cut and dead?
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s quite warm in the north east of the U.K. at the minute, please do this to me.
menemen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Another terrifying british 24°C heat wave?
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yep. I like 12 degrees C with a decent chance of rain.
Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
As a young adult of the 90’s all I see here is Legionnaire’s disease.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It has to be sat for a while, outside of certain temperatures, for that.
M137@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I haven’t seen these for over a decade now, they used to be in most stores but it was pretty obvious it created a lot of issues because of all the “moistness”. Good that they got rid of it, at least here in Sweden.
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Still super common in Australia.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I feel like “the moistness” ought to be a shitty b movie world ending blight.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The real moistness was the friends we killed along the way.
mapmyhike@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I buy all my fruits and veggies straight from the orchard, farm stands or the Amish. Often the products are dirty, have flaws, uneven shapes and varying states of ripeness. I can pay .90 for a cucumber at the store or, five for a dollar at the stand or, pick my own at the Amish farm for .10 a piece. I haven’t shopped in a store since the Covid price hikes. I now eat better, lost weight, cholesterol, sugar and BP all down. I also planted my own berries, plum and apple trees. Cannabis, too. I can wash my own damn fruit. Just say no to corporate greed.
Papaslair@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
We have a huge Farmers Market open Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Its about 10 minutes from my home. Really good deals on fruits, vegetable & baked goods. The deals are even better if you show up about an hour before closing. In today’s economy you have to watch every penny spent.
Papaslair@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
And later in the summer you can find pick up trucks parked at the side of the road offering sweet corn for far less than you would ever be able to get at a grocery store
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Seems like a complete flip to what we have here in the UK, Aldi is by far cheaper than any farmers market I have seen.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
There’s a big difference between a farm stand and a farmers market.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Same here, and those Aldi cucumbers are like 1,50€ or a little more.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
In the US a “farmers market” typically means that a city or town shuts down a few streets and farmers come from their rural farms to the city center to sell their produce. The prices can trend high, because the focus tends to be on quality and known provenence.
What the parent poster is describing is not farmers markets, but farm stands. You have to go to them instead of them coming to you, which is where the savings come from. It might not be worth it depending on the value of your time.
Hircine@lemm.ee 11 months ago
we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.
Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
what a loss for vegetable welfare
kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Was wondering why we don’t have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.
Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org 11 months ago
I’ve seen them last year in france at some places unfortunately.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
As a child I used to be borderline obsessed with the misters and the overall smell and vibe of the produce sections. Always told my mom I wanted to work in one. Thirty years later, purely by circumstance, I manage one for a living. It’s not quite what I dreamed of, given that stores in 2025 are no longer poorly lit nor smell like mothballs and old air conditioning/refrigerant, but I still enjoy my career.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
Peppers and cucumbers are the traumatic forced abortions of the plant world. Broccoli and cauliflower are the amputated sex organs of the plants that were cut from their bodies. Celery, brussel sprouts, and artichokes are severed limbs of plants. This is a literal mass grave of dead and dying vegetation, an alter to the horrific mutilation and abuse perpetrated on an entire kingdom of life by humans. A final act of humiliation before we condemn them to the hell of cooking and consumption. I doubt the spray mist provides much comfort.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Fuck you vegetables, you little delicious motherfuckers. I will eat your dicks and corpses.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
DOOM music intensifies
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
There is a religion called Jainism that actually tries to avoid harming even tiny insects and plants. As such [they avoid eating things like root vegetables that require the entire plant to be killed in order to harvest them.
Interestingly they are not necessarily against drinking milk, as milking an animal is viewed similarly to harvesting a fruit. Though its my understanding that they may still object to industrial milk production.
superkret@feddit.org 11 months ago
In traditional agriculture, you just feed, house and care for an animal, and when its young stops drinking milk, you keep milking the mother so it doesn’t stop making milk.
I can’t see any suffering in that.
Industrialized milk production is a complete perversion of that. It’s what happens when you take a symbiotic relationship and add Capitalism.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
You should hang out by the veggie tray at parties.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
That’s how I met my partner. We both love dips. We could talk or not talk about dips all day long and then do it again tomorrow.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Awesome! I’ma start a death metal band and put celery and brussel sprouts on the album covers.
- Track 1: "I will Eat your Artichoke!"
- Track 2: "Your Chopped Broccoli Falling on the Floor"
- Track 3: "Sliced Cucumber"
- etc
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not metal, but here’s some Vegetable Soul: youtube.com/watch?v=IKQjHwVc8b0
Grostleton@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Guess I’ll just eat rocks then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
They’re minerals, Grostleton.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Oh sure. They’ve spend millions of years sedimenting to form or metamorphasizing in the warm molten bosom of Mother Earth, just so you can selfishly stuff your gob with their crunchy goodness. I hope you are happy with yourself.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Scientists have determined that rocks have souls. This revelation came on the heels of the discovery last month that souls definitely exist.
The only ethical move is to starve.
derry@midwest.social 11 months ago
More meat it is then. Save the vegetables!
BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve been on some patios in the summer that actually do this. It does feel very good.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
On a horribly hot summer day in Australia, I’ve been known to hang out in the vege section of the supermarket for the misters before heading off to buy deeply unhealthy things that taste better
lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 months ago
The cutting your legs off for display part?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
It’s actually not even good for them. It’s entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 11 months ago
This! These things are a big pet peeve for me. Such a waste.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 11 months ago
They also installed sprinkler system for tourists at some tourist attractions in the very hot summer of 2015. Except they also did this at the Auschwitz camp. It was quite the uproar.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
People were upset they added misters to Auswitz for the museum tourists? It’s not like they were spraying them with lethal poison like they used to.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Nothing like a shower at Auschwitz.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 11 months ago
I hate this thing. Love our local market, but they use these and it’s so annoying to have soggy everything.
rollerbang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Veggies weigh more and thus cost more? Win/win. Oh wait…
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I never really see them in use anymore.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
i still refuse to believe it’s a real thing anywhere at any time
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
I don’t either, but I am in California and I don’t know if it’s because they also learned it makes shit spoil quicker (literally I learned this from working at a grocery store that had them), or if it’s a legal thing to conserve water.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 11 months ago
It probably feels a lot more like this
A wall lined with morgue refrigerators. One of them is open, showing a human body covered in a cloth
Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I don’t think you need to be a vegetable to enjoy a nice mist.