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- Comment on A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account 3 days ago:
When do we get to the part where a bunch of UNIX logs get projected, backward, on someone’s face
- Comment on We Should Immediately Nationalize SpaceX and Starlink 5 days ago:
Nationalization is the opposite of privatization, it’s how the US’s bureaucratic state was really built, we should absolutely do this and right now is the time
- Comment on Front Brake Lights Could Drastically Diminish Road Accident Rates 1 week ago:
Japan introduced brake lights that increase intensity based on how hard the driver was braking. 20+ years ago. They tested it in the US and drivers found it to be “confusing.”
- Comment on Parents sue over son's asthma death days after inhaler price soared without warning 1 week ago:
Am I allowed to just post the word “luigi” or will that get me banned like the Bad Place
- Comment on why does alcohol stop my back pain but medicine doesn't? 1 week ago:
These make you stupid but they do help
- Comment on Definitions 1 week ago:
You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi
- Comment on There's a noticable influx of trans kids in my job. Are there any topics I should avoid or considerations I should take into account when training them? 2 weeks ago:
Unknown lip filler shots in the parking lot of a Church’s Chicken
Is one tradition IDK how today’s kids do it
- Comment on Proof that Patrick Stewart exists in the Star Trek universe 2 weeks ago:
He explains how he did it in the article… what is this becoming, reddit?!
- Comment on I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US) 2 weeks ago:
Lend your car out freely. Cosign for things. Make it clear you don’t like condoms.
- Comment on T-Mobile secretly records iPhone screens and claims it's being helpful. 2 weeks ago:
Y’all are rawdogging the substance of this conversation
- Comment on The New York Times Just Published Some Bizarre Race Science About Asian Women 2 weeks ago:
It’s been the punchline of a dark joke for years.
You gotta get those little hands building the little toys.
We make the dark joke because we know it’s true, but we can collectively point at a tech company and say it’s their fault, and still enjoy the fruits of their labor at prices we can afford.
Globalism - hyperglobal capitalism - is all about externalizing the negativities and internalizing the positives.
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 2 weeks ago:
Yeah i grew up in the 90s. The skinny jean crazy didn’t land with me. I wore baggy carpenters until they died, then the widest bootcut I could find.
Now I am in heaven, my favorite aesthetic is everywhere, baggy jeans, shirt sleeves over long sleeves, hell yes let’s skate
- Comment on *play imagine being sung by random white celeb* 2 weeks ago:
Thankfully lots of us can’t read and are blissfully unaware at this late hour.
- Comment on On trees... 2 weeks ago:
Mushrooms are the great undertaker, the great decomposer. The Langoliers. They are just waiting to eat you, and they’re happy to share their fruits in the meantime. They’re fattening you up. They can wait.
- Comment on A 19-year old cis lesbian woman was beaten unconscious and robbed after she tried to use the women's restroom at a McDonald's in Carpentersville, Illinois 2 weeks ago:
The state will fail to accomplish anything meaningful in prosecution - a bad deal or bungled case. Plus there’s the notoriety the case is already generating. She’ll need to file a civil suit as well, and she’ll need someone making sure everything is OK on her end (the attacker doesn’t counter-sue for instance).
I’ve been the victim of hate crime, you think you’re gonna get a justice boner and fight it to the core, but in reality the simplest/safest answer for the victim is to shut up and make it disappear. You’re already traumatized, fighting is confusing and painful.
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 2 weeks ago:
In the old world maybe. Today’s tragedeigh naming means it could be anything. Qristofer. Enjoy.
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 2 weeks ago:
I am super torn here because pre-back-surgery me looks at these and says “the NERVE of these fuckers” and post-back-surgery me is like “Well that WOULD be nice yes”
- Comment on Italian style pizza 2 weeks ago:
“made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Exactly this. People use the word way too casually these days, but addiction literally means something that’s out of your control despite specific efforts to control it.
One of those efforts is usually moderation though, so when you see someone questioning or struggling with moderation in a true addiction, you know that there’s hope for them to get clean. They are “contemplative.”
- Comment on ‘It’s real y’all’: People are sharing their tariff receipts, and my wallet is not ready for what’s coming 3 weeks ago:
It also takes the manpower. Americans really like sitting in cushy offices whenever possible, or being in service roles in general. Manufacturing is like, hard, and not fun, and you can’t scroll on Insta while you’re making shit.
- Comment on 7 for me 3 weeks ago:
This, but if I jerk off before bed and don’t shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren’t all cum-streaked.
- Comment on Just saw this by chance: Donations and Patrons for Lemmy development surged massively on Liberapay in the last weeks! 3 weeks ago:
*near perfect 8-bit representation
- Comment on The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers 3 weeks ago:
Or bring a woman to orgasm?
- Comment on Microsoft pulls MS365 Business Premium from nonprofits 3 weeks ago:
I made accounts for my board of directors, two of them got “permanently suspended” because of “violating the TOS” before they even logged in. Had to delete and recreate them. So it’s not perfect, but for free, I do manage.
- Comment on I kissed the dirt and I liked it 3 weeks ago:
They thought they were fucking advancing humanity up there. They probably thought the photos would be published above the fold in the NYT coverage about the day.
- Comment on Microsoft pulls MS365 Business Premium from nonprofits 3 weeks ago:
Google offers workspace for free to nonprofits, Including device management. No one, I know in nonprofits even fucks with Microsoft because they’re so ridiculous. Now it’ll be even less people.
Google now has the market cornered because they aren’t as greedy.
- Comment on WARNING! 3 weeks ago:
Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill
- Comment on Lady Gaga bomb plot: Thwarted plan lifts veil on the gamification of hate and gendered nature of online radicalization 3 weeks ago:
ironically Sean Penn is woke as fuck by anyone’s standards. We desperately need that kind of energy tho, Leftist Men who have Strength, Values and Personality. Very lacking right now, and has left a terrible vacuum that’s being filled with absolute red-pill garbage.
- Comment on ‘My Property Tax Went From $15K to a Life-Altering $91K a Year’ 3 weeks ago:
There’s a whole cottage industry dedicated to convincing people their kitchen and baths need to be remodeled to the studs every 10/15 years, windows need replacing, new siding, all sorts of crazy shit, just get yourself a home equity line, it adds to the value after all! But that just means you’re in more debt to own what you already owned. Home equity lines of credit can be super useful but people use them like lotto tickets.
- Comment on Microsoft laying off about 6,000 people, or 3% of its workforce 4 weeks ago:
You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.