GooberEar

@GooberEar@lemmy.wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full bloom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Southern drawl versus text-to-speech. Bedazzle of the scent tree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full bloom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So nice. My giardiasis just finished blooming, the whole yard smelled of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Up to half of the earth's population doesn't have an inner monologue, up to half of the earth has never had a shower thought⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s more than half, and I think the other half just touches themselves in private areas too taboo to mention on a Christian oriented site like Lemmy. Let’s just say, stay away from the devil’ jewels kiddos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they’re telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It’s like doctors don’t want us to find any joy in our lives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First they invented great barrier reef, now they make great barrier ointment. My God what horrors and highlights, the hubris of humankind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How streaming changed the way you watch TV⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ONLY CHILDREN NEED NOT APPLY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always there⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  World War 3D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To thy own self be true⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the general consensus in my social circle as well. It’s not fooling anybody, but we appreciate it for what it is. Fishham with seafood flavoring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Future aspirations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To err is human, to go get is feline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always nice to have a guest room⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don’t need to go see the movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ass, ass, or ass, no one rides for free.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a mineral, Gurk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If they couldn’t get a login reset sent to their email, then that’s broken.

  How is that in any way relevant to the situation I am talking about, though?

  If they have to create a new email account just for you, that’s bullshit, too.

  While I would agree, that also seems irrelevant to my situation. Tell you what, seems like there are some misunderstandings, miscommunications, and/or incorrect assumptions being made here. Rather than me having to completely rewrite what I wrote previously based on guesses about where those misunderstandings may lie and which incorrect assumptions are being made, let’s just schedule a quick call.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m mostly this way, but not today.

  I had someone with an issue signing up for an account mention that they were not successful because when they tried to sign up, they got a message that they weren’t eligible because there was already an account using that email address.

  I told them if they have a Gmail account, just use the + addressing feature, otherwise, just create a Gmail account.

  Someone else responded on the first person’s account “But they don’t have Gmail, so they can’t do it.”

  Let me tell you, THIS is a situation where a call is necessary. There’s nothing I can type that will suddenly unravel the layers here and that won’t lead to more layers being laid. It will be 100000000000000% easier and less time consuming to schedule a meeting/call and talk through this than it would be to continue this discussion in text format.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got a feeling..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad to see I’m not the only old person in this thread. Also glad I read the thread and didn’t retype the same comment as others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Romantic gesture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re hot, it’s A-OK. If you’re not, then it’s creepy. This is how it do be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Although modern horoscopes typically consist of life advice, it's almost certainly terrible advice because it was written by someone who failed at legitimate or useful employment.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a comforting sentiment, but unfortunately, it’s not really true.

  A lot of grifters grift not because they failed at “legitimate or useful” employment, but because grifting is easier, quicker, and better money for them (or has other tangible benefits) and they have no moral quandaries about what they’re doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As fresh as a glass of mothers milk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They already sell Queso Chihuahua and I personally do not ask from whence it came. For fear of having my ankles bitten.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to hold onto a subway pole⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The longer I look the less I can tell them apart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tuna P. Beantoehausenerlenmeyer-Graham, a Main Coon cat said to be the most ronperlmanesque Main Coon cat thus far discovered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Duh. If they let you see how it’s done, then you’ll know how to do it yourself. And once you know how to do it yourself, you won’t need to buy one of their expensive machines every time you want to wash dishes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna Ride This Bussy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, things like this can result from not providing a supportive environment where queer persons and their allies feel comfortable enough to unmask and freely discuss why “bussy” probably isn’t the best terminology to use in external communications.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT’S THE FEDS!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Worst that’s happened to me is that I was detained and questioned by the cops while they investigated my “grow operation”. I had some old school grow lights in my kitchen window for my window sill plants and a potted hibiscus outside on my deck.

  It’s sad that the cops couldn’t immediately tell the difference between hibiscus and weed nor were they aware that people can grow indoor house plants under those pink/purple fluorescent lights which for sure wouldn’t be strong enough to grow marijuana to begin with.

  It’s also funny that my neighbor at the time actually was growing weed on his front patio, and they never seemed to notice in the 5 or so years I lived next door.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT’S THE FEDS!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Duh, it’s a cloud, you inhale it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get your own⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of a site I used to visit every once in awhile back in the day. It was known for 2 things and 2 things only. Loved it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They encased the filter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the USA, so if they were made in China they’d probably cost me $30 USD by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They encased the filter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If they were cheap and not made in China, I would buy these. They look neat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Front is back.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To get around back, go left. Because left is right and right is wrong so the only thing left that’s right is left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onion be onioning again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Honey, you have to put some elbow grease into it.