GooberEar
@GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
- Comment on Full bloom 5 days ago:
Southern drawl versus text-to-speech. Bedazzle of the scent tree.
- Comment on Full bloom 5 days ago:
So nice. My giardiasis just finished blooming, the whole yard smelled of it.
- Comment on Up to half of the earth's population doesn't have an inner monologue, up to half of the earth has never had a shower thought 6 days ago:
I think it’s more than half, and I think the other half just touches themselves in private areas too taboo to mention on a Christian oriented site like Lemmy. Let’s just say, stay away from the devil’ jewels kiddos.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 1 week ago:
First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they’re telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It’s like doctors don’t want us to find any joy in our lives.
- Comment on Don't tell me what to do. 1 week ago:
First they invented great barrier reef, now they make great barrier ointment. My God what horrors and highlights, the hubris of humankind.
- Comment on How streaming changed the way you watch TV 2 weeks ago:
ONLY CHILDREN NEED NOT APPLY
- Comment on Always there 2 weeks ago:
World War 3D
- Comment on To thy own self be true 2 weeks ago:
That’s the general consensus in my social circle as well. It’s not fooling anybody, but we appreciate it for what it is. Fishham with seafood flavoring.
- Comment on Future aspirations 2 weeks ago:
To err is human, to go get is feline.
- Comment on Always nice to have a guest room 3 weeks ago:
Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don’t need to go see the movie.
- Comment on Good job 4 weeks ago:
Ass, ass, or ass, no one rides for free.
- Comment on Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock. 4 weeks ago:
It’s a mineral, Gurk.
- Comment on Hell 4 weeks ago:
If they couldn’t get a login reset sent to their email, then that’s broken.
How is that in any way relevant to the situation I am talking about, though?
If they have to create a new email account just for you, that’s bullshit, too.
While I would agree, that also seems irrelevant to my situation. Tell you what, seems like there are some misunderstandings, miscommunications, and/or incorrect assumptions being made here. Rather than me having to completely rewrite what I wrote previously based on guesses about where those misunderstandings may lie and which incorrect assumptions are being made, let’s just schedule a quick call.
- Comment on Hell 4 weeks ago:
I’m mostly this way, but not today.
I had someone with an issue signing up for an account mention that they were not successful because when they tried to sign up, they got a message that they weren’t eligible because there was already an account using that email address.
I told them if they have a Gmail account, just use the + addressing feature, otherwise, just create a Gmail account.
Someone else responded on the first person’s account “But they don’t have Gmail, so they can’t do it.”
Let me tell you, THIS is a situation where a call is necessary. There’s nothing I can type that will suddenly unravel the layers here and that won’t lead to more layers being laid. It will be 100000000000000% easier and less time consuming to schedule a meeting/call and talk through this than it would be to continue this discussion in text format.
- Comment on I got a feeling.. 4 weeks ago:
Glad to see I’m not the only old person in this thread. Also glad I read the thread and didn’t retype the same comment as others.
- Comment on Romantic gesture 4 weeks ago:
If you’re hot, it’s A-OK. If you’re not, then it’s creepy. This is how it do be.
- Comment on Although modern horoscopes typically consist of life advice, it's almost certainly terrible advice because it was written by someone who failed at legitimate or useful employment. 4 weeks ago:
It’s a comforting sentiment, but unfortunately, it’s not really true.
A lot of grifters grift not because they failed at “legitimate or useful” employment, but because grifting is easier, quicker, and better money for them (or has other tangible benefits) and they have no moral quandaries about what they’re doing.
- Comment on As fresh as a glass of mothers milk 5 weeks ago:
They already sell Queso Chihuahua and I personally do not ask from whence it came. For fear of having my ankles bitten.
- Comment on How to hold onto a subway pole 5 weeks ago:
Riding the bussy and she’s got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.
- Comment on The longer I look the less I can tell them apart 5 weeks ago:
Tuna P. Beantoehausenerlenmeyer-Graham, a Main Coon cat said to be the most ronperlmanesque Main Coon cat thus far discovered.
- Comment on No looky for you! 5 weeks ago:
Duh. If they let you see how it’s done, then you’ll know how to do it yourself. And once you know how to do it yourself, you won’t need to buy one of their expensive machines every time you want to wash dishes.
- Comment on Wanna Ride This Bussy? 5 weeks ago:
Also, things like this can result from not providing a supportive environment where queer persons and their allies feel comfortable enough to unmask and freely discuss why “bussy” probably isn’t the best terminology to use in external communications.
- Comment on Peak masculinity 5 weeks ago:
Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 1 month ago:
Worst that’s happened to me is that I was detained and questioned by the cops while they investigated my “grow operation”. I had some old school grow lights in my kitchen window for my window sill plants and a potted hibiscus outside on my deck.
It’s sad that the cops couldn’t immediately tell the difference between hibiscus and weed nor were they aware that people can grow indoor house plants under those pink/purple fluorescent lights which for sure wouldn’t be strong enough to grow marijuana to begin with.
It’s also funny that my neighbor at the time actually was growing weed on his front patio, and they never seemed to notice in the 5 or so years I lived next door.
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 1 month ago:
Duh, it’s a cloud, you inhale it.
- Comment on Get your own 1 month ago:
This reminds me of a site I used to visit every once in awhile back in the day. It was known for 2 things and 2 things only. Loved it.
- Comment on They encased the filter 1 month ago:
I’m in the USA, so if they were made in China they’d probably cost me $30 USD by now.
- Comment on They encased the filter 1 month ago:
If they were cheap and not made in China, I would buy these. They look neat.
- Comment on Front is back. 1 month ago:
To get around back, go left. Because left is right and right is wrong so the only thing left that’s right is left.
- Comment on Onion be onioning again 1 month ago:
Honey, you have to put some elbow grease into it.