British invaded the entire world, and shipped exotic foods and spices back home for hundreds of years…
Only to make food that looks like this.
I can't believe it
Submitted 11 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/1c232a04-fd70-4754-ae7e-2d746f3bd041.webp
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A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
tauren@lemm.ee 11 months ago
2 girls 1 british food
dan00@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ehi thats a good british dish… they’re trying their best guys, come on. This is nasty but a good builder breakfast is great: eggs, bacon, hotdogs, potates, beans and tomatoes. You can work for 3 days after it 🤣 south uk fish and chips is the shit ✌️
Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Clearly you never been north. The south fish and chips are shite
Etterra@discuss.online 11 months ago
What even is that? I see fries, gravy, canned peas and a hot dog? Is that right? Because £4 is overpaying. Currently that’s $5.31 in Freedom Funnbux. Definitely overpaid for that.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That mate is a jumbo sausage.
Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
*chips :3 big chunky chippy chips like that cannot be called fries. Also our wages are dogshit and our cost of living is sky high isnt that £4 isnt as much as it seems weirdly when a big Mac costs £5 by itself quite often.
bravesirthomas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
As a Brit… yeah, that looks disgusting.
MashedTech@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I bet it tastes great. But I do hate any other kind of soggy fries.
synicalx@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Call me a child, but peas a gross. The rest looks fantastic though.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Let us be called children together then. Peas suck absolute ass in terms of texture and taste.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
i mean the flavour is just “green”, but the texture is great! idk how you’ve had them prepared but i just dump some frozen peas in the hot food
Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Only good peas I’ve ever had were raw fresh off the vine. ENTIRLEY different texture and taste, juicy and crispy, vs bland and mushy. Whoever decided we need to start cooking them deserves the lack of love in their life.
picklejar@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
You child!
You’re welcome.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d say that’s a reasonable price for dog food.
Spezi@feddit.org 11 months ago
Why do you hate dogs?
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
As a Spaniard I was going to comment that it is kind of overpriced dog food.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Here in the Netherlands I spend 80 euros on 10kg of cat food (kibble).
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That looks fucking disgusting.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It tastes amazing. I wouldn’t have mushy peas like, but never mind.
wabafee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I gobble the thing still though.
andybytes@programming.dev 11 months ago
Poor people acting fancy calling garbage food. Yet after a joint at 3am I would fuck with it. Ever try ketchup and peas?
yournamehere@lemm.ee 11 months ago
yuck
Tungsten5@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Youd have to pay me to eat that shit
tauren@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How much?
Tungsten5@lemm.ee 11 months ago
For $30 id facefuck this meal into another dimension
IEatDaGoat@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Na this shit is nasty. There are food carts that give out better-looking food and more quantity for around 5-7 dollars. This just makes me want to throw up.
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 11 months ago
I thought that was blueberry vomit
AA5B@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If I were to spend £4 on a meal, I prefer an egg
kwedd@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I’d eat that, and in only a little drunk.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Almost makes me wish I could abide mushy peas. If I did I would finally be allowed to return to the North.
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I’d eat that, especially at that price. Not even British
Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Those peas look like they came from can in a silent film and were colorized for this photo.
selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I like that we all knew exactly the country
match@pawb.social 11 months ago
i think it would still be overpriced at 4₱ or 4¥
jimmux@programming.dev 11 months ago
The £ is a bit of a giveaway.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I think the r/casualUK is a bigger giveaway
swab148@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Luv me mushy peas, simple as
Wilco@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Holy shit … 4 pounds for the worst diarrhea and wet bean farts of your lifetime. What a steal.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hope whoever put that in there wiped
fouloleron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mushy peas innit?
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Does all British food look like literal diarrhea or only the British food that gets photographed?
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 11 months ago
it just not feeling cute right now 🥹
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She never is 😅
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
It turns like that right before being photographed
arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The cameras lie to you. It looks way less disgusting when you are about to eat it!
but yes, it does
qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
What is that?
arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Saussage, chips, peas and gravy.
Zron@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why do the British eat like the Nazis are still flying overhead?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Microplastics and peas. Very traditional.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought… I thought those were beans until I read the comments.
Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Skip the peas and it probably slaps ngl.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Ya got yummy sausage. Ya got gravy. Ya got yummy deep fried starchy goodness to soak up said gravy.
Why the the fuck would someone throw peas into that heavenly mix?!
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I’m not a fan of mushy peas. Swap it and the gravy out for some Irish-style curry sauce and now we’re talking.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Imma be real, peas in gravy are delicious in the same way corn is in mashed potatoes. Adds a sort of poppable texture that just goes well with the flavor
janus2@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
looks like it’d be delicious, for all of 20 seconds before all the friea got soggy.
confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Can someone more familiar help me with what this is?
Bottom to top:
fries/crisps Baked beans (more sauce than I’m used to). Peas Polish sausage/kielbasa/hot dog?
Please forgive my ignorance. I’d expect this to be glorious or horrible with no option between.
PoopBuffet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bottom to top: Chips/fries Gravy Peas Sausage, but not like any of the ones you mentioned. They are very common here in uk fish and chip shops.
If i was stumbling home drunk at 3am this would be heavenly. I would not eat it at any other time.
confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Thanks! That last bit translates all too well. 😉
FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bangers and chips with gravy and garden peas.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
That seems overpriced.
arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Depends where in the UK, close to London? best deal you will ever see. Anywhere else? It’s still an alright price.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 11 months ago
About right for where I live.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m always so worried about food with gravy. It can either be delicious, or foul. There’s no middle.
They should allow gravy samples like they do ice cream 😤