I had no idea y cunt was this powerful

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• Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.

  So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.

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  • mriormro@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, you see that’s gay.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissygayboi. It’s very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain)

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    • Mongostein@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ohhhhh, I see it now.

      Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.

      Guess I’m gay. 🤷‍♂️

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• LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You know it , the left has the best sex.

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s why we’re not angry enough.

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• aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I do not avoid women, Mandrake… but I do deny them my essence

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This guy woulda listened to Joe Rogan and the bald fat conspiracy man all day long.

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    • aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I really don’t think so. He’s an independent thinker and draws his own conclusions

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    in metric he would be sucking kilofolsoms

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How many santorums does that equal?

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this “alpha C.H.U.Ds” were all about not being gay,

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• Aids@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This has to rage bait

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• Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It’s a sign of power and prestige.

  Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don’t sleep on it.

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• Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always suspect the frog people website is behind it when absurd stuff like this comes out.

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    • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I actually miss when the internet was more simple like that and 4chan was just goofing on confused boomers, but with how the internet is now and actual governments and corporations paying people to sow chaos, it isnt so fun anymore.

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They often do. Apparently if you’re a man in a heterosexual relationship, you’re supposed to just take your partner for granted and not do anything to increase her pleasure, otherwise you’re a dirty commie.

    Not the approach I personally prefer, I don’t want to be wondering “Hmm, is she with someone who does more for her right now?” when she’s out running errands. But I guess rightwingers do have this strange cuckolding obsession, why else do they always mention it?

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• twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yes sex with dudes is way more manly

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• head_socj@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So close to being gay (and happy) yet too scared to admit to themselves.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cuz happiness is a sin, it even has the word penis in it - phonetically, anyway.

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    • head_socj@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh, right; like empathy. /s

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• DimFisher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I m laughing so much with the comments, thank you 🤣👌

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• uberdroog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.

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• technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels.

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They are anti-vagcers, after all

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• OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)

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  • uberdroog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If these us a study I am willing to sacrfice my masculinity for the greater good. :)

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    • OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      so u trans too lol

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That right there is some unironic Sopranos-level homophobe logic

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• beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yall laughing but I’ve seen pussy make men do some crazy things.

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  • FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, you don’t realize how much you’re fiending until you get hit with the post nut clarity.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Clearly the estrogenization process has given them the hysteria

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• 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No wonder lesbians are so powerful.

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• some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.

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  • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Holy shit yeah…

    I’m glad I never signed up for, and stay away from, xitter.

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    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can someone explain to me how you even read this? What’s first?

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• Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m such a lesbian

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes, because women like men, and that’s gay

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen

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• mcange@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have limits, plenty of them 🤢

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We need to take a break once in a while, guys, it’s ok. 🥴

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• Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can anyone explain the phrase “hence thousand year prohibition against it”?

  Like, I see the Musk-y tweet style, where apparently particles like “a” and “the” aren’t worth your big boy genius brained time, but what is the prohibition? Dude just drops that like everybody knows what he’s talking about, but what the actual fuck is he talking about?

  God, it’s such an arrogant, lazy way of talking, I fucking hate these incel shitheels.

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Romans found it distasteful, and iirc it’s a thing for machismo-addled men in Italy to this day. (Berlusconi’s administration lead to spikes in DV/SA - when your president is gleefully fucking teenage girls, it tends to damage your society. One could look into how Trump has made outright expressions of misogyny acceptable again…)

    A lot of these alt right weirdos subscribe to this weird Roman sexual ethics. It’s all about who’s in charge, who the sex is for. It’s okay to penetrate “lessers” - for Nick Fuentes to top his puppy femboys or for Alex Jones’s phone to be loaded with porn of trans women. The aspect of power and hate adds to the sex for them. (In a world where LGBT people don’t have employment protections, there’s a lot more “trade” too…)

    They also see this as the way that everyone else understands sex too. Giving head to someone is submitting to them, and men don’t submit to women.

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    • CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Romans also shared a sponge on a stick to wipe their ass at the public restrooms. Doesn’t take much imagination to wonder why people didn’t go down on each other regularly.

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This definitely plays into something I’ve been thinking about lately - in a conservative worldview, all sex is rape, of a woman by a man. Whether it’s acceptable to them is all about ownership. Does that man have the right kind of ownership over that that woman? If so, they’re fine with it. If not, it’s bad.

      This is also related to the idea that no woman ever actually wants sex, and no man ever doesn’t want it. It’s all about when it’s allowable for him to overpower her.

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  • Jayjader@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Unironically: the patriarchy. “Women and sex exist to serve men’s interests” thus, pleasuring a women in a manner most often associated with that of a man being pleasured by a women (oral sex aka blowjobs here) is ceding too much power to women.

    They’re actually confused why women won’t touch them? Jesus.

    My thoughts exactly.

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    • constnt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s more insidious than that. They want to create a cast of men who have no sense of community or connection to anyone. Removing this connection makes it easier to radicalize these young men. You replace their sense of connection to their community and family with a connection to the patriarchy or dear leader or some other religious figure.

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, agreed, but “thousand year prohibition” is so specific. Like that must refer to something, and I’m really curious about what.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They’re either making stuff up or probably talking about how some culture or religion supposedly banned cunnilingus for a thousand years, or at least considered it taboo.

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    • CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve never come across a cunnilingus ban in all my studies. He’s probably just making it up to rage bait.

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I assume they have a reference yeah, which is why it’s so wild that they just throw it out as if it’s common knowledge.

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• PurpleSkull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!”

  I applaud this man’s devious reverse-psychology attempt.

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s endlessly hilarious that the term incel was coined by a queer woman.

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    • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Great piece of history this is.

      … Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.

      Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.

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    • enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It is gender neutral after all

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wish some woman would estronenize me.

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  • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me too :3

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  • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Real: expected

    Celibate: involuntary

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• slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

  What the actual fuck?

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  • Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dude dude dude

    Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.

    Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.

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    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and became a vegetarian.

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.

    We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.

    The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.

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• HatchetHaro@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  oh good, i’m gay so i don’t have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dude, it’s ok if you just want to suck cock.

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• BumbyJohnson@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damn woman and their cooties.

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• cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.

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