I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.
I had no idea y cunt was this powerful
Submitted 5 days ago by shish_mish@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Be careful Men, if you find her g-spot you instantly become a femboy twink!
dantheclamman@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection
boonhet@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I was a teenager and still a virgin when I first watched the Sopranos. Uncle June taught me that a real man eats pussy no matter what.
uberdroog@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yall laughing but I’ve seen pussy make men do some crazy things.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Clearly the estrogenization process has given them the hysteria
FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yeah, you don’t realize how much you’re fiending until you get hit with the post nut clarity.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No wonder lesbians are so powerful.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels.
udon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
They are anti-vagcers, after all
witchybitchy@lemm.ee 5 days ago
this is the unjust wedding of ‘masculinity’ and ‘being served’. going down on your lady isn’t manly because you’re serving her and her pleasure, elevating her experience above thine
this also manifests in how a man topping another man is not seen nearly as bad as a man bottoming, despite them both being homosexual acts
I wish being a good servant was seen as masculine and sexy. I mean, isn’t Jesus supposed to be like the perfect moral examplar? the guy defended, washed the feet of, those socially considered beneath him. if only more men tried to actually model their behavior like Jesus, modern society would be in a much better place for everyone, religious and otherwise
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Ill never understood how having the power to make someone surrender to orgasm is seen as weak…
OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)
uberdroog@lemmy.world 4 days ago
If these us a study I am willing to sacrfice my masculinity for the greater good. :)
OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
so u trans too lol
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Your brain on Nick Fuentes.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?
As a socialist pussy eater I don’t feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they’re afraid to do anything that might hurt it.
Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I’m willing to take the risk.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 4 days ago
So did a couple of rightwingers just out themselves as shitty lovers or what the hell is this cope? XD
boonhet@lemm.ee 4 days ago
They often do. Apparently if you’re a man in a heterosexual relationship, you’re supposed to just take your partner for granted and not do anything to increase her pleasure, otherwise you’re a dirty commie.
Not the approach I personally prefer, I don’t want to be wondering “Hmm, is she with someone who does more for her right now?” when she’s out running errands. But I guess rightwingers do have this strange cuckolding obsession, why else do they always mention it?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I always suspect the frog people website is behind it when absurd stuff like this comes out.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 days ago
I actually miss when the internet was more simple like that and 4chan was just goofing on confused boomers, but with how the internet is now and actual governments and corporations paying people to sow chaos, it isnt so fun anymore.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Nothing as manly as gay sex.
It is impossible to be performed by any women.
Manticore@lemmy.nz 4 days ago
OK people really do backflips to justify why their version of gender/sexuality is the best one so I can see why the top person exists.
But the bottom one HAS to be satire, right? “Reproductive sex is forcefem” cannot be a real viewpoint. They’re mocking the top person, by baiting them into abstaining from sex outright.
Right…? I hate that I’m not sure anymore.
LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
You know it , the left has the best sex.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 days ago
That’s why we’re not angry enough.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The only thing vag juices will do is turn your beard white. It’s a sign of power and prestige.
Eating pussy keeps your woman happy and faithful. Don’t sleep on it.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Til I’m basically a lesbian
HatchetHaro@pawb.social 5 days ago
oh good, i’m gay so i don’t have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.
boonhet@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit
Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 days ago
It’s just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Wait. so is he agains oral sex or only straight sex?! I’m either too dumb or too smart to make sense of this
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Yes
head_socj@midwest.social 4 days ago
So close to being gay (and happy) yet too scared to admit to themselves.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Cuz happiness is a sin, it even has the word penis in it - phonetically, anyway.
head_socj@midwest.social 4 days ago
Oh, right; like empathy. /s
aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I do not avoid women, Mandrake… but I do deny them my essence
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 days ago
This guy woulda listened to Joe Rogan and the bald fat conspiracy man all day long.
aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 4 days ago
I really don’t think so. He’s an independent thinker and draws his own conclusions
cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That’s the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.
Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.
jared@mander.xyz 5 days ago
“Spiritual lesbian”
BmeBenji@lemm.ee 5 days ago
There’s nothing more masculine than dominating another man physically.
;)
match@pawb.social 4 days ago
have sex with trans men and slurp up the bonus T
max@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
So that’s why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔
PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 5 days ago
“You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!”
I applaud this man’s devious reverse-psychology attempt.