PurpleSkull

@PurpleSkull@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell them how to make gunpowder.

  That right here is all you need. If you can actually forge a gun and show them how to make gunpowder, you don’t need anything else. Although even then you would probably be executed shortly after for being a threat to the nobility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me cook you something AMAZING!

  First I need some curry…uh…okay, do you have salt? WHAT?

  Alright, where is the oven? Time to prepare you some amazing lasagna! Where do you keep your noodles? No noodles? I guess I can hack it with potatoes.

  …PO-TA-TOES! YOU…WHAT???

  Okay nevermind, let me show you why you need to stop spending all your money on survival in warfare and instead fund my school! I can teach you to…uh…tell you about things we have in the future. No, I don’t know how to create any of that. But trust me bro, just give me money. No need to tie me to your trebuchet like that, I’m sure I can remember how to build an airplane somehowAHHHHHHHHHH

  You tried.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluesky has started honoring takedown requests from Turkish government⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, we didn’t used to need that. Which is why millennials typically don’t use /s outside Reddit. 90’s and early 2000s forum culture required everyone to use common sense, a concept now entirely ethereal to zoomers. Back in my day…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America is fucked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, feels like he’s playing up the stereotype of the eternal German.

  "…WE DON’T DO ZIS IN GERMANY! YOU BUILD HOUSES WITH WOOD? WE DON’T DO ZIS IN GERMANY. YOU DON’T SEPARATE GLASS FROM RECYCLING? BUT WE DO ZIS IN GERMANY!!!

  I’m allowed to say that, I’m Germany myself. We are obnoxious and tone-deaf fuckers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You could just fix the incel crisis if you had unprotected sex with them!”

  I applaud this man’s devious reverse-psychology attempt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive X data leak affects over 200 million users.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you use anything but TOR together with spoofed VPNs for “activism” against a government that would jail/kill you, you are being reckless.

  If you use X for your activism, you’re not an activist you’re a fed honeypot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FBI raids home of prominent computer scientist who has gone incommunicado⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright this is knee-jerk speculation, but the only reason I can think of for the FBI collecting evidence like this (the moving boxes) and the university not saying anything, is because it was determined Prof. Wang is a Chinese agent. It’s very unlikely ICE would come after professors, could do it silently, and someone in an area of expertise that is highly sought-after would be deported at all. And they wouldn’t include the FBI either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So our technological progress has brutally outgrown our cultural one. I think you’re right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨^_^ I just think skibidibi sounds neat :3⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello, is this the almost 40 millennial meetup?

  Uh…THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINYYYY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨^_^ I just think skibidibi sounds neat :3⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Respect the man in the ice cream Ohio!