Kiwizza is too far
Pineapple was never the problem
Submitted 1 year ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Hboc22@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, now I have 2 enemies.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I now admit that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.
imouto@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d rather have the bird or the people
GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Blasphemy
Omnifob@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
OK, hear me out.
Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.
Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.
Hot honey drizzle
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
gross
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’ve heard you out.
I’ll take all of that without Kiwi.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
that’s fair
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
We’re due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I’m not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seesa. That texture might be odd on a pizza
CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I hate sweet tastibg savoury food with a passion that might be my personal final boss.
remon@ani.social 1 year ago
I’d rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
bigboismith@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As if pizza normally didn’t upset my stomach enough
spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would eat the shit out of that
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn’t jive with some people and that’s fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry
glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn’t decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don’t do subtlety.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese…
It’s not very good :/
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is worse than the Mac and cheese pizza and twice as confusing.
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
A place near me does this. It’s the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it’s dehydrated from being grilled.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
… dad?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
But, now hear me out… What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?
arotrios@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kiwtf?
dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your kiwizza
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Plantain I could go for but dessert banana is a bridge too far.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
War crime.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Eww why are the Swedes so weird
aeharding@vger.social 1 year ago
GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ITT: People expanding Overton’s window
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I know society expects me to dislike a macaroni cheese pizza, but that looks absolutely delicious.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is the one that bothers me more than anything. This is just cheese bread in disguise but uses four times the dishes to create.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fucking delicious.
I completely turned around on these recently. Most also mix in pineapple.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
The combo I don’t understand here is the banana+cheese
Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh no…
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If we’re talking pizzas that haven’t been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Well, why don’t you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why don’t you join the fun instead? Gimmie a pizza suggestion instead of this weak lambasting.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Ooh, I like… I think you might want to add some sharp cheddar.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Midwesterner spotted.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?
deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I think it’s kinda dumb, much like putting whole little tomatoes on a pizza It’s hard to get topping consistency from bite to bite and they’re likely to roll off.
Taste wise, everyone’s different, I’m not going to judge in that aspect.
kitnaht@lemmy.world 1 year ago
eh…I’d try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don’t suspect I’d enjoy it. It’s the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.
Cheems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would disagree. If you roast them like tomatoes on pizze it might work. Consistency I mean. Bet it taste like trash.
Cheems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It does not
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
You could bake the pizza and then basically flaah fry the kiwi slices seperately, either in a seperate oven, or pan, and then throw those fried slices onto the pizza while the cheese is still cooling.
I think I’d enjoy that.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve had ‘fancy’ Hawaiian pizza that had little mandarin orange slices. It didn’t really work. Too juicy, and the orange flavor didn’t mesh well with the rest of it. I’d also try the kiwi pizza just from pure curiosity, but also wouldn’t have very high expectations.
Pineapple is the perfect texture and flavor to go with all the other ingredients.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Fuck it, slice me off a piece
Lemmist@lemm.ee 1 year ago
How far are we from the time when someone will just shit on the pizza and offer us to discuss?
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That looks damn good ngl