eh…I’d try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don’t suspect I’d enjoy it. It’s the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.
Pineapple was never the problem
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kitnaht@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
You could bake the pizza and then basically flaah fry the kiwi slices seperately, either in a seperate oven, or pan, and then throw those fried slices onto the pizza while the cheese is still cooling.
I think I’d enjoy that.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’ve had ‘fancy’ Hawaiian pizza that had little mandarin orange slices. It didn’t really work. Too juicy, and the orange flavor didn’t mesh well with the rest of it. I’d also try the kiwi pizza just from pure curiosity, but also wouldn’t have very high expectations.
Pineapple is the perfect texture and flavor to go with all the other ingredients.
Cheems@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I would disagree. If you roast them like tomatoes on pizze it might work. Consistency I mean. Bet it taste like trash.
Cheems@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It does not
glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry
glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn’t decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don’t do subtlety.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
aeharding@vger.social 5 weeks ago
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is the one that bothers me more than anything. This is just cheese bread in disguise but uses four times the dishes to create.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
I know society expects me to dislike a macaroni cheese pizza, but that looks absolutely delicious.
GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ITT: People expanding Overton’s window
teslasaur@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fucking delicious.
I completely turned around on these recently. Most also mix in pineapple.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
The combo I don’t understand here is the banana+cheese
Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh no…
roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Plantain I could go for but dessert banana is a bridge too far.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
War crime.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Eww why are the Swedes so weird
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn’t jive with some people and that’s fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.
remon@ani.social 5 weeks ago
I’d rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seesa. That texture might be odd on a pizza
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your kiwizza
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
OK, hear me out.
Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.
Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.
Hot honey drizzle
Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I’ve heard you out.
I’ll take all of that without Kiwi.
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
that’s fair
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
gross
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
We’re due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I’m not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If we’re talking pizzas that haven’t been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Ooh, I like… I think you might want to add some sharp cheddar.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Midwesterner spotted.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Well, why don’t you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?
teslasaur@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why don’t you join the fun instead? Gimmie a pizza suggestion instead of this weak lambasting.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Fuck it, slice me off a piece
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
I now admit that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.
Emerald@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese…
It’s not very good :/
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
But, now hear me out… What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
… dad?
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
A place near me does this. It’s the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it’s dehydrated from being grilled.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is worse than the Mac and cheese pizza and twice as confusing.
Lemmist@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
How far are we from the time when someone will just shit on the pizza and offer us to discuss?
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No, now I have 2 enemies.
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮
CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I hate sweet tastibg savoury food with a passion that might be my personal final boss.
GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Blasphemy
bigboismith@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
As if pizza normally didn’t upset my stomach enough
spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I would eat the shit out of that
dwemthy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?
deranger@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I think it’s kinda dumb, much like putting whole little tomatoes on a pizza It’s hard to get topping consistency from bite to bite and they’re likely to roll off.
Taste wise, everyone’s different, I’m not going to judge in that aspect.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Kiwizza is too far
Hboc22@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.
imouto@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’d rather have the bird or the people
Omnifob@feddit.nu 5 weeks ago
Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.
arotrios@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Kiwtf?
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
That looks damn good ngl