slackassassin

@slackassassin@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it worth it??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Working with pretrained models implemented in FPGAs for particle identification and tracking. It’s much faster and exactly as accurate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨11 pumpkins printed!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  9 skelly bois boning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Support local bands⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, at band camp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I not be an adorable junkie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just joking about how newyorkers are notoriously, flippantly, pRoFAnE. Which is just a dumb stereotype, and like most things about the US, it’s not monolithic. Including some infuriating lack of profanity … ya cunt‽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I not be an adorable junkie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well fuck off then shit head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I not be an adorable junkie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve obviously never crossed the street in NY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comic Sans Got the Last Laugh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  9/10 should have been written in comic sans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been 30 years and I still can't get over the fact that the French word for "potatoes" is "ground apples." Have The French never had an apple?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here i go, imagining again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI Execs Mass Quit as Company Removes Control From Non-Profit Board and Hands It to Sam Altman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s some sampling bias at play because you don’t hear about the less flashy examples. I use machine learning for particle physics, but there’s no marketing nor outrage about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI Execs Mass Quit as Company Removes Control From Non-Profit Board and Hands It to Sam Altman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost as if it’s artificial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI Execs Mass Quit as Company Removes Control From Non-Profit Board and Hands It to Sam Altman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, but people seem to buy into that very buzz wordyness and ignore the usefulness of the technology as a whole because “ai bad.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flowers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beats, bears, Battlestar Galactica.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blocked 🚫⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Math is not an invention. It’s a discovery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logitech’s Subscription Mouse Idea Pulled Back After Backlash⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya, but they were gonna make me buy a subscription for a mouse!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s how we know pee is stored in the balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AROOOOO!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  CRANK THAT HOG AROOOOO!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to talk about the PM of the UK.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix mulls introducing free ad-supported tier. The circle is complete⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a shame they went under during the rise of the maker movement. What an asset they could have been. I remember they started carrying arduino near the end and thought somebody must have tried to reach for their roots. Too little, too late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ironing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On the other hand, wear whatever the fuck you want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla roll out first AI features in Firefox Nightly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck brail bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mom's doctor be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right. People defending a shit post as both the truth and just a shit post is wild.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Objectivity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, agree. But I learned from this thread that the full pic of the femboy is apparently riding a dildo which kinda fits with the masturbatory dialog, and now I’m not sure what it’s trying to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Images leak of Valve's next game, and it's an Overwatch-style hero shooter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla removes Disney+ app amid Elon Musk's feud with Disney CEO Bob Iger⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why necessitate a workaround for a billionaire man baby’s tantrum?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As far as we know, there are 0 Taco Bells on Mars.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably because the lettuce in the tacos is the only fiber they’ve had in in a while.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Love⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Miss on both accounts, but solid edge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t forget the exposed ceiling⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This mf went to the spots next to the best western they were staying at and chiming in like they know shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Genetics hated that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's confuse Americans!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hence, euroafrica.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's confuse Americans!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bagged milk is not exclusive to, nor ubiquitous in, the continents either.