hemko
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Actual shitpost 2 weeks ago:
Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.
Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak
- Comment on If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s. 3 weeks ago:
Little kids playing with real fireworks.
In the early 2000s as teenagers we’d go play in the town with bags of fireworks on new year lmao
- Comment on Just a little guy 1 month ago:
Hmm, does one also not feel pain during such event? Also what happens in your head during it? Are you conscious or it also just shuts down your brain as whole?
- Comment on Petrichor 1 month ago:
Average male dick length is 2.7cm erect.
Based on my study with a sample size of 1
- Comment on This is the way 2 months ago:
This is the way is part of my religion
- Comment on fuckery 2 months ago:
I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck
- Comment on fuckery 2 months ago:
No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
- Comment on somebody has to do it! 2 months ago:
“Beavers are 40-to-80-pound [18-to-36 kilogram] smelly bags of meat with really short legs”
- Comment on WILD 2 months ago:
Biological immortality is the term for what you were describing. The fact that I politely pointed it out and linked a relevant Wikipedia article of the topic doesn’t warrant you to get insulted and call me a dickhead
- Comment on WILD 2 months ago:
functionally immortal
Biologically immortal is the term you were looking for
- Comment on Microsoft accuses Google of secretly funding regulatory astroturf campaign 2 months ago:
Pit calling kettle black or something
- Comment on Fitness app Strava gives away location of Biden, Trump and other leaders, French newspaper says. 2 months ago:
Trump is not responsible for his security though, secret service is. Would think that those guys would know to not wear random trackers with them
- Comment on Stress 2 months ago:
Yeah but it’s funny
- Comment on Stress 2 months ago:
- Comment on Pringhouls 2 months ago:
Multiverse is cylindrical
- Comment on Noice 2 months ago:
Radius not “r”, down voted
- Comment on Launching c/Latvija, the community for Latvia on the Fediverse! Calling all Latvians and those interested in Latvia and the Baltic countries to join and support us. 2 months ago:
Čau!
- Comment on Ahoy me hearties 2 months ago:
Me when anything is behind a paywall
- Comment on Corporate greed is killing RuneScape 2 months ago:
Meanwhile in ours team they have open communication with the community, new content is released only if accepted by vast majority of players, no mtx or other major enshittification of games, the developers clearly very much care of the game and want to keep it running.
You can’t say that for vast majority of the game developers
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 3 months ago:
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
- Comment on 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 3 months ago:
Clamp
- Comment on 'Best' jobs for college grads.. most paying unlivable wages. 3 months ago:
Eh, nothing wrong working on a field other than what you studied
- Comment on Freedom! 3 months ago:
Thank you for bringing back good memories.
- Comment on Google Search To Show If An Image Is AI Generated, Edited Or Taken With Camera. 3 months ago:
They’re going to use AI to train AI*
So nothing new here
- Comment on Nice 4 months ago:
Nice
- Comment on We Got You 4 months ago:
He was praying when it happened. “Oh my god”
- Comment on We Got You 4 months ago:
Probably the priest who fell on a potato while cooking naked
- Comment on I just want to make cookies :( 4 months ago:
Yep, only liquids should be measured in volume, since liquids do not compress
- Comment on Elements of Renewable Energy 4 months ago:
We could run wind turbines in reverse
- Comment on Who Wants To Be A Lemming... on ABC? 5 months ago:
You’re going to far. 0% of any sum is 0
