hemko
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Scoliosis pride flag 16 hours ago:
Only the part that’s in Russia
- Comment on Scoliosis pride flag 17 hours ago:
Pride flag of trans-siberian railway?
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 17 hours ago:
We call it a wet fart, or say it came with the shaft
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Is this a sofa-mimic gonna lick my asshole?
- Comment on Guitar technology 3 days ago:
Okay but this guy’s piano tech is even cooler 🤣
- Comment on It still blows my mind how ubiquitous communication is now. I just had someone message me instantly from a ship in the Mediterranean, while I'm on a flight in the US. 5 days ago:
I can get real-time death threats from some kid from Australia while sitting in Europe, it’s truly a great time to be alive
- Comment on Your GF has always wanted to know the answer 6 days ago:
Harlem shake
- Comment on What's it like living in 2? 1 week ago:
Bi-metallic design is mainly used to make the coins harder to counterfeit. Mainly, to make it more expensive to counterfeit than the coin’s value
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Ah yeah they had r/watchpeopledie up for very long time
- Comment on Bluesky just verified ICE 2 weeks ago:
I don’t think anyone impersonating gestapo would post anything worse than they already do, so there’s no damage there
- Comment on xkcd #3182: Telescope Types 2 weeks ago:
Same, but I don’t think I’ve seen 10 movies in that genre
All I can think are
- Comet in the Moominland (this was pretty scary one)
- The core
- Comment on xkcd #3193: Sailing Rigs 2 weeks ago:
Vertical catamaran is genius
- Comment on Tiny ramen shop 3 weeks ago:
The anime girls are the flavor? Like they’re being boiled alive?
- Comment on Needs money but has his limits 3 weeks ago:
Gay that doesn’t involve shit is ok though?
- Comment on One of those things you never forget 3 weeks ago:
The length of the vagina varies among women of child-bearing age. Because of the presence of the cervix in the front wall of the vagina, there is a difference in length between the front wall, approximately 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) long, and the back wall, approximately 9 cm (3.5 in) long.[10][24] During sexual arousal, the vagina expands both in length and width.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina?wprov=sfla1
Somewhat nsfw link
- Comment on What do you guys do with your poo? 3 weeks ago:
It’d look very strange if the image didn’t load
- Comment on ARC Raiders - anyone else looting in their sleep? 3 weeks ago:
I’ve had this sorta things relatively often, not only with games. I treated myself with a set of skis just this Sunday, and did ski for couple hours in the evening. The next night I was dreaming about it. I’ve also seen dreams of games I’ve played on previous day (usually happens when I had full day gaming), and other hyper fixations, also work.
Something I don’t remember is seeing dreams about cycling, though I’ve done tons and tons of it in the past 20 years, and it’s something I have almost always in my mind
- Comment on Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference 3 weeks ago:
Oh, it gets way worse in those comments
- Comment on rules of the pirate code 4 weeks ago:
Fuck
- Comment on Latvia bans teaching Russian as second foreign language starting 2026 4 weeks ago:
First foreign language is always English, then later they can choose a 2nd foreign language to study, now restricted to official languages of EU countries
Latvia has a very large Russian minority, over 20% of the population, so Russian has been popular language to pick - partially because many schools just may not have (enough) teachers for other options
- Comment on that is crazy! 4 weeks ago:
I regret writing this but there needs to be content where tux is railed by FUTA Xenia
- Comment on Finding hair in your food is much worse than finding food in your hair. 4 weeks ago:
Was.
- Comment on He Built a Privacy Tool. Now He’s Going to Prison. 1 month ago:
That’s just an excuse, no different from “encryption enables pedophilia”
- Comment on Valve: HDMI Forum Continues to Block HDMI 2.1 for Linux 1 month ago:
Yeah, just it doesn’t support VRR. If you read the article, you’d know
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I don’t masturbate because it’s easy, but because it’s hard
- Comment on Let's go girls 1 month ago:
Your chain looks nasty
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 1 month ago:
1 in each, or you can do 2 in either. Use your imagination
- Comment on Identifying a robbery suspect 1 month ago:
Yeah I think comedy is more likely than AI here. The falling doesn’t look “weird”, it looks faked
- Comment on The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcare 2 months ago:
Heard this before with “the patient with erection problems”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
What’s with Finland?