hemko
@hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Linux's Sole Wireless/WiFi Driver Maintainer Is Stepping Down - Phoronix 3 days ago:
That explains many things
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Please put an NSFW tag on this 😭💢💢💢. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating 😱. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” 🤬💢 and “call the police” 👮♂️. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image 😏. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image 😩. This is all your fault 👺💢💢💢, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW 😡🚫💢💢💢💢💢
- Comment on How important is flirting within the dating scene? 6 days ago:
I am not a great active flirter, but I do know that my words and body language will do the heavy lifting, unconsciously.
This is actually quite interesting, because it’s not always something you can really control on especially if you’re unaware of it. My wife noticed it and mentioned, because she saw me “flirting” with someone else and I legitimate didn’t have any romantic interests or flirting in mind there.
Of course you could say it was over jealousy from her part but also I kind of learned that to respect her I need to be more careful to not leave wrong impression
- Comment on Attempt to motivate people to take the stairs 1 week ago:
That’s very very simplified version of it.
The more you do an exercise, the more efficient your body becomes for it.
So a person who runs 10km every day still burns approximately the same amount of calories as a sofa potato running only to toilet and fridge.
BUT if you do heavier exercises than your regular, you’re going to be burning more calories than your average daily ~1800-2000kcal
- Comment on In light of recent events, here's OpenStreetMap editors discussing naming of the Gulf of Mexico 1 week ago:
Search for ‘anal’ in your Lemmy instance
- Comment on Some eggs for my 'murican friends 2 weeks ago:
Seen pictures of eggs at $10 for 10, so yeah maybe…
- Comment on Some eggs for my 'murican friends 2 weeks ago:
Honestly no idea, haven’t bought one for so many years
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- Comment on Psst, the Americans are asleep, post some eggs 2 weeks ago:
The chicken drank bleach to cure COVID
- Comment on Actual shitpost 1 month ago:
Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.
Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak
- Comment on If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s. 1 month ago:
Little kids playing with real fireworks.
In the early 2000s as teenagers we’d go play in the town with bags of fireworks on new year lmao
- Comment on Just a little guy 2 months ago:
Hmm, does one also not feel pain during such event? Also what happens in your head during it? Are you conscious or it also just shuts down your brain as whole?
- Comment on Petrichor 2 months ago:
Average male dick length is 2.7cm erect.
Based on my study with a sample size of 1
- Comment on This is the way 2 months ago:
This is the way is part of my religion
- Comment on fuckery 3 months ago:
I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck
- Comment on fuckery 3 months ago:
No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
- Comment on somebody has to do it! 3 months ago:
“Beavers are 40-to-80-pound [18-to-36 kilogram] smelly bags of meat with really short legs”
- Comment on WILD 3 months ago:
Biological immortality is the term for what you were describing. The fact that I politely pointed it out and linked a relevant Wikipedia article of the topic doesn’t warrant you to get insulted and call me a dickhead
- Comment on WILD 3 months ago:
functionally immortal
Biologically immortal is the term you were looking for
- Comment on Microsoft accuses Google of secretly funding regulatory astroturf campaign 3 months ago:
Pit calling kettle black or something
- Comment on Fitness app Strava gives away location of Biden, Trump and other leaders, French newspaper says. 3 months ago:
Trump is not responsible for his security though, secret service is. Would think that those guys would know to not wear random trackers with them
- Comment on Stress 3 months ago:
Yeah but it’s funny
- Comment on Stress 3 months ago:
- Comment on Pringhouls 3 months ago:
Multiverse is cylindrical
- Comment on Noice 3 months ago:
Radius not “r”, down voted
- Comment on Launching c/Latvija, the community for Latvia on the Fediverse! Calling all Latvians and those interested in Latvia and the Baltic countries to join and support us. 3 months ago:
Čau!
- Comment on Ahoy me hearties 3 months ago:
Me when anything is behind a paywall
- Comment on Corporate greed is killing RuneScape 3 months ago:
Meanwhile in ours team they have open communication with the community, new content is released only if accepted by vast majority of players, no mtx or other major enshittification of games, the developers clearly very much care of the game and want to keep it running.
You can’t say that for vast majority of the game developers
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 4 months ago:
I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it
- Comment on 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 4 months ago:
Clamp
