Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.
Good morning.
Submitted 1 month ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 month ago
thurstylark@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
vga@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Exactly. Also, you know he’d hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
threadfaker.comBut it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said ‘got your nose Donald’ and he kept coming back for more”
dan@upvote.au 1 month ago
Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.
psmgx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You got his nose but he’s got pink eye
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
betahack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A shitpost is happening
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
Bgugi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal…
She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it…
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.
MushroomsEverywhere@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Couldn’t help thinking of this sketch… youtube.com/watch?v=alwARbVmWjQ
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Watch out she got his nose!
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Bro if I girl did this to me I’d never leave
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
True, and I’d be right where I wanna be
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
honestly you don’t want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s important not to peak to early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
Saltycracker@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A actual shitpost
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
who hasn’t had this happen to them more than once
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A devote Amish, I’d assume.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How do you think they pass all that time with no technology? Sure, they missed The Wire and Deadwood, but they’ve discovered sexual techniques that are still 150 years out for the rest of us.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
My wife loved this
LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Worth it, he doesn’t deserve you.
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.
omega_x3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
More like “pnease net go”. 😅
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you were prettier he would have enjoyed it.
deaf_fish@lemm.ee 1 month ago
If you were prettier people would like your comment.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I am goddamned gorgeous.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pussy.
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Jokes on you im into that shit.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Literally
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re such a brownnoser.