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• RangerJosey@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jokes on you im into that shit.

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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Literally

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re such a brownnoser.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t care about bumhole or the pinch, but I’d propose instantly due to the humor.

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  • thurstylark@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Exaaaactly this. If you can’t laugh at yourself and me while we’re naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you’re having, really.

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic

  Image

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  • vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No way is Elon Musk that cool.

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    • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly. Also, you know he’d hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy

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    • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
      threadfaker.com

      But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue

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  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said ‘got your nose Donald’ and he kept coming back for more”

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  • dan@upvote.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of “pussy”.

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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “pussy”

    “pusay”

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    • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pisay Pao. Z Nation was fun.

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• psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You got his nose but he’s got pink eye

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He’s mad because she never gave it back.

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  • betahack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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• carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top

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  • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    pussy - > pssy - > psay - > p yay!

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    • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      no i meant that

      Screenshot of the top of the image, which is garbled text which starts out somewhat normal looking then gets smaller and more indecipherable before turning into a gray bar. Then there is the letter “g” in white.

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  • DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A shitpost is happening

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well it’s been a while, wink wink.

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    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh my, now I’m blushing.

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal…

    She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it…

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I’m insulted that god gave them to only half of us.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.

    you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing’s gonna change the fact that it’s a shriveled sack of nuts.

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    • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that’s about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don’t have a dick of my own, and yes, I’m aware that it’s a skill issue.

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    • MushroomsEverywhere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Couldn’t help thinking of this sketch… youtube.com/watch?v=alwARbVmWjQ

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Watch out she got his nose!

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  • Telcontar@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like trains

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yes you do.

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• secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bro if I girl did this to me I’d never leave

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.

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    • secret300@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      True, and I’d be right where I wanna be

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  honestly you don’t want a guy with no sense of humor anyway

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• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s important not to peak to early. How was he ever suppose to top that?

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• Saltycracker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A actual shitpost

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  who hasn’t had this happen to them more than once

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A devote Amish, I’d assume.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you think they pass all that time with no technology? Sure, they missed The Wire and Deadwood, but they’ve discovered sexual techniques that are still 150 years out for the rest of us.

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• bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My wife loved this

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• LongboardingLad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Worth it, he doesn’t deserve you.

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• cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.

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• omega_x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More like “pnease net go”. 😅

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you were prettier he would have enjoyed it.

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  • deaf_fish@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you were prettier people would like your comment.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am goddamned gorgeous.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pussy.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pisay

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    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cunt

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