AeonFelis
@AeonFelis@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why can't we go back to small phones? 2 days ago:
If they make the phones smaller they’ll have to make the ads smaller too. Can’t have that.
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 2 days ago:
“pound the pavement” gets a whole new meaning then
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 2 days ago:
Did… did you have a crane operation license?
- Comment on John Oliver promoted alternatives to big tech in last night's episode, including Mastodon and Pixelfed 1 week ago:
- Comment on Just Because 1 week ago:
“North America” is the name of the continent. It can stay.
- Comment on Get ya every time 2 weeks ago:
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
- Comment on Good morning. 2 weeks ago:
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
- Comment on Steam now warns about Early Access that have not been updated in months. 3 weeks ago:
He won’t die before releasing Half Life 3, which means he’s immortal.
- Comment on flouride 3 months ago:
So, once again, DHMO is the chemical we need to fear.
- Comment on That's... normal 3 months ago:
Maybe you haven’t met the right cream yet?
- Comment on That's... normal 3 months ago:
No. You love cream. That’s a different thing.
- Comment on ‘Do not pet’: Why are robot dogs patrolling Mar-A-Lago? 3 months ago:
These are not good boys
- Comment on On bugs... 3 months ago:
Looney Tunes fans looking at Bugs all day
- Comment on the emperor 3 months ago:
No. Japan is a democracy now. This lil guy is just a figurehead.
- Comment on Feds Say You Don’t Have a Right to Check Out Retro Video Games Like Library Books 4 months ago:
You wouldn’t download a book?
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 4 months ago:
Blanta’s Blittle Blelper
- Comment on No excuse 4 months ago:
I’d argue you still have a lot more visibility than if you were facing the other way. And you have to slide out a lot less to get a good-enough line of sight.
- Comment on No excuse 4 months ago:
How many kilometers is your hood?
Wait, sorry. If cars are that big around you, you must be American. Let me rephrase: how many Washington Monuments is your hood?
- Comment on No excuse 4 months ago:
Looking at the road, that number seems about right.
- Comment on Consume 4 months ago:
Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
- Comment on Men Harassed A Woman In A Driverless Waymo, Trapping Her In Traffic 4 months ago:
- Comment on Effort require Effort 4 months ago:
Okay, but then you won’t be commuting at the same time as everyone else!
- Comment on 👣👣👣 5 months ago:
In other words - like 99% of the laws: good
publicityintentions meets reality. - Comment on Important information 5 months ago:
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?
- Comment on The mark 5 months ago:
Found it. It’s from 7 months ago, so I assume that cube is long gone?
- Comment on The mark 5 months ago:
The cat in the back is blurry. Do you have a better picture of it?
- Comment on #goals 5 months ago:
If he think something doesn’t matter just because the people involved are dead, maybe history is not the right academic field for him.
- Comment on Cords 6 months ago:
Thanks. Fixed.
- Comment on Cords 6 months ago:
You have been warned but you needed proof
You hanged some lighting on the roof
The spirit of the holiday overthrew you
You climbed up on a kitchen chain
You plugged the cord. It zapped your hair
And from your lips you trembled Hallelujah - Comment on If "Master/Slave" terminology in computing sounds bad now, why not change it to "Dom/Sub"? 6 months ago:
I vote for “OF-Model/Simp”.
