AeonFelis
@AeonFelis@lemmy.world
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 8 hours ago:
It never gets to 60. For some odd reason it only gets to 59 and then drops back to zero.
- Comment on Most American headline 1 day ago:
The fact that they refused to accept the donations before the public backlash says everything. I guess people don’t like it when you mess with their orphan-crushing machine?
- Comment on No looky for you! 1 week ago:
The dishes want some privacy in their bath.
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 1 week ago:
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 1 week ago:
What if I yell “no homo!” when I plug it in?
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 1 week ago:
It’s Rule 34. It’s always real.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
The ability to the cat
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 week ago:
You get one hell of a migraine every time you use it.
- Comment on Techno feudalism, here we come 1 week ago:
I do, but not for writing code. I use them when I can’t think of a name for something. LLMs are pretty good at naming things. Probably not that good with cache invalidation though…
- Comment on Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭 4 weeks ago:
In the end I think scripture is just a tool for Jews to have something to argue about endlessly.
Considering how that’s the main way to gain fame in Judaism - you’re not wrong.
- Comment on Seriously Jesus, who was doing that for that to be added 😭 5 weeks ago:
I like Rabbi Joseph Bekhor Shor’s interpretation. It’s far from being accepted in Judaism - probably because it makes so much sense.
The interpretation is based on the fact that the passage originally appears in Exodus twice - but not in a section about Kosher laws. It appears in sections about Bikurim - bringing offerings to the temple:
- www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+23%3A…
- www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+34%3A…
The very same verse that contains that law also contains a law about Bikkurim:
Bring the best firstfruits of your land to the house of the Lord your God.
You must not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
Because these two laws seem so unrelated, Rabbi Joseph Bekhor Shor suggests a different way to read the second part.
In Hebrew, the root of the word “cook”/“boil” is B-SH-L - and this is also the root of the word “ripe”/“mature”. Because of that, it’s possible to read “you must not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk” as “you must not let a young goat mature while drinking its mother’s milk”.
This makes the second part of the verse a repetition of the first part - a pattern very common in the Old Testament as a (vain) attempt to prevent misinterpretations. Reading it like so, both parts mean “the offerings should be as young and as fresh as possible”.
That reading is a little bit odd - but not too odd in biblical language standards, and it makes so much more sense in the context where the passage appears.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 5 weeks ago:
I’m more worried about that thing turning up my nose.
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 5 weeks ago:
I do understand why they want to sell it thought.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 5 weeks ago:
This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)
- Comment on More Americans are financing groceries with buy now, pay later loans — and more are paying those bills late, survey says 5 weeks ago:
Money is like stamina - you usually have much more than you think, but accessing it is not without a serious toll. Extreme example - you can probably sell an organ to cover your debt. And there is a wide spectrum of things you can do before reaching that point, many of them crossing the legal, ethical, and humane border.
The original BNPL creditors are not going to make you do them. They need to be legitimate, customer-facing businesses. But they can sell your debt to collection agencies, which will be more willing to put pressure on you. And if that doesn’t work - there are always gray market collectors to sell it to.
- Comment on It's a fun new game 1 month ago:
-1/12
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
Time travelers already tried and failed. It’s a fixed point in time.
- Comment on frenly warnin 2 months ago:
These people probably feel so ashamed they can’t even look at themselves in the mirror.
- Comment on Fucking leeches 2 months ago:
Having lots of wealth to being with is always a good idea.
- Comment on Fucking leeches 2 months ago:
How does the second tenant pay their mortgage? One apartment’s rent should not be enough to cover the mortgage of four (or five - including the one they live in). My guess is that they only payed all the mortgages for these four properties and this is about the mortgage of the apartment they live in.
The cheat code to a stress-free life is to own lots of real estate to being with.
- Comment on Why can't we go back to small phones? 2 months ago:
If they make the phones smaller they’ll have to make the ads smaller too. Can’t have that.
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 2 months ago:
“pound the pavement” gets a whole new meaning then
- Comment on Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86] 2 months ago:
Did… did you have a crane operation license?
- Comment on John Oliver promoted alternatives to big tech in last night's episode, including Mastodon and Pixelfed 3 months ago:
- Comment on Just Because 3 months ago:
“North America” is the name of the continent. It can stay.
- Comment on Get ya every time 3 months ago:
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
- Comment on Good morning. 3 months ago:
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
- Comment on Steam now warns about Early Access that have not been updated in months. 3 months ago:
He won’t die before releasing Half Life 3, which means he’s immortal.
- Comment on flouride 6 months ago:
So, once again, DHMO is the chemical we need to fear.
- Comment on That's... normal 6 months ago:
Maybe you haven’t met the right cream yet?