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- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 1 week ago:
This is the true story, according to me Kicki Karlén about when I’ve first came across all the skeletons in the Church … writing erotic short stories and other stories, focus on what I think of the local politicians and the township.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 2 weeks ago:
Pssh, only if you aren’t turning all your hobbies into side-hustles.
What are you afraid of, besides completely burning out and probably still losing money anyway?
- Comment on big tobacco stopped paying 3 weeks ago:
Ew, vinegar?!
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 4 weeks ago:
18 Gang, represent! Let the bed-clothes do the bed-clothing.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 4 weeks ago:
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB.
- Comment on Ammu-Nation (San Andreas) ? 4 weeks ago:
I’ve lived here my whole life, and I’m still not sure myself.
- Comment on So much for the "secret identity" 5 weeks ago:
I do more proofreading of my one-word text messages than this whole news article got, lol.
They also left out “in” before “Newark,” which would have helped a lot. And then they call him “Book” in the photo caption.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 5 weeks ago:
Damn, Seth Green really aged poorly.
- Comment on Standardization rule 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Good job! 1 month ago:
If you quit now, BigBalls05 will take the Gold Medal for the day! Are you gonna just let that happen?
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’ 1 month ago:
A third of a nation, who only recently labeled their political opponents as “sheep,” now vocally proud to be “socially asleep.”
The irony would be comedic, if the results weren’t so tragic.
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 1 month ago:
I was just talking to someone at a party about what games we’d been playing, and we also had to fully stop and think a while to remember the actual name of the Bethesda Space Game™.
- Comment on Death of beloved neighborhood cat sparks outrage against robotaxis in San Francisco 1 month ago:
It’s not just a memecoin, it’s a movement!
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 2 months ago:
Just more propaganda from the haves to the have-nots. Everything that sucks about your life is directly related to your personal lack of willpower, your unwillingness to hustle, your inability to see the ways the market moves and pivot in just the right way and at just the right moment. No, don’t look at your neighbors, stop noticing all the other crabs in the bucket, this is your shortcoming. This is because you suck. Work more hours, sacrifice more of your connection to nature and friends and family, stop asking questions. What is life if not servitude? What is existence if not submission? Stop thinking and start doing what you’re told. Don’t look up. Don’t you EVER look up.
- Comment on ICE Spent 700% More on Weapons. What They Bought Will Terrify You. 2 months ago:
Click here to learn less
- Comment on OpenAI launches an AI-powered browser: ChatGPT Atlas 2 months ago:
Cutting out more middle-men standing in between you and the content™ you want:
Just describe the website you’d like to visit, and Atlas will generate it for you, complete with hallucinated ideas and words, plainly incorrect basic math, and extra fingers.
- Comment on Share your poops! 2 months ago:
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
- Comment on A cartoonist's review of AI art, by Matthew Inman 2 months ago:
What AI democratizes in art, is the perception of skill.
I was a professional artist for many years, and often noted a strong preference for photo-realistic art among non-artists, often to the exclusion of any other style or aesthetic. The people around me who tried to draw or paint or sculpt, even just one time, often had an appreciation for a more diverse array of approaches and media.
To me, most AI ‘art’ feels like the product of ‘artists’ who don’t even really like art.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 2 months ago:
I had a girl cancel and reschedule our first date shortly before we were supposed to meet up. That date happened, and she confided in me that she’d done that on purpose to gauge my reaction and general demeanor before actually coming out to meet me. I respected that move, and I think I would have been okay with her bringing a friend instead, as long as it was just the once.
Anyway, that was eight years ago, we’re married now.
- Comment on Four wheels good, two wheels bad: why are there no exciting cycling games? 4 months ago:
Excitebike, too! The built-in level editor was really amazing.
- Comment on If copyright on a work expired immediately after death, would be that a bad or good idea? 4 months ago:
Would have made all of Disney and Universal’s IP buy-ups over the last decade+ a lot more interesting.
- Comment on Laura Loomer wants ICE to livestream arrests for entertainment: "Make it exciting an show ICE agents tackling Juan and Jesus" 4 months ago:
Dry as the Sahara down there and you KNOW it
- Comment on Debatable 4 months ago:
I think it’s what they’re calling it “the Gen Z Stare.”
- Comment on Hertz' AI System That Scans for "Damage" on Rental Cars Is Turning Into an Epic Disaster 5 months ago:
Thanks! I knew there was a term, but just couldn’t conjure it.
- Comment on Hertz' AI System That Scans for "Damage" on Rental Cars Is Turning Into an Epic Disaster 5 months ago:
Oh, so Hertz has gotten wise to… every online platform that exists: Outsourcing all responsibility for their user-hostile bullshit to some vague “system” that cannot be held accountable.
I’m so sorry but the advertised cost has doubled because… Computer says so! No, sir, there’s nothing I can do, sir, you see it’s the system.
And you can’t go anywhere else, because everyone else is doing it (or soon will be) too!
- Comment on Hand cranked and twisted 5 months ago:
The ol’ sausage twist
- Comment on “You can't be expected to have a successful AI program when every single article, book or anything else that you've read or studied, you're supposed to pay for” Donald Trump said 5 months ago:
Of course not, the rules are for thee.
- Comment on At first I thought this was the typical warning about the ocean depth rapidly increasing, but now I'm not so sure 5 months ago:
“Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim.”
- Comment on You got it, buddy 6 months ago:
Uno Reverse Card:
- Tell her to point to the Vas Deferens
- "We’re not so different, you and I"
- High-five
- True gender-equality finally accomplished
- Comment on Be honest whose actually working today and who is goofing off 6 months ago:
Oh, goofing off, for sure. I’ve got my feet up and I’m watching old episodes of King of the Hill right now.
But also my whole staff shifted to working four ten-hour shifts for the summer, so we’re all off today (and every Friday for the duration of the summer break). One of the “perks” of working for public schools.
