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- Comment on BMW’s Newest “Innovation” is a Logo-Shaped Middle Finger to Right to Repair 18 hours ago:
Sure, they can afford a luxury foreign automobile, but one particular drill bit? We’re not made of money!
- Comment on Ars Technica makes up quotes from Matplotlib maintainer("An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me"); pulls story 20 hours ago:
Welcome to discourse in a post-truth society. Reality doesn’t matter anymore; news agencies can just make shit up, and even the comments on the fake articles are fake.
Rail against it, until it’s the only thing you ever do. A single bot can still post a thousand times more, and on a thousand different accounts, and on a thousand different platforms. Just one of them can formulate fake ideas and then fake arguments with itself that enfold like a fractal, and there is an effectively infinite number of them.
Kessler Syndrome is happening before our very eyes, only on a much more local scale.
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- Comment on Spotify says its best developers haven't written a line of code since December, thanks to AI 23 hours ago:
Right? This article is so full of shit, there’s hardly room left for anything else. It’s like they only collected soundbites from the employees who are furthest from any actual development role…
- Comment on Misunderstanding? 2 days ago:
Oh shit, I didn’t even see it till you pointed it out…
- Comment on Why are people disconnecting or destroying their Ring cameras? 3 days ago:
It’s only had 1 false alert in the last year and that was caused by a spiderweb on the camera.
Make sure you fill out a bug report.
- Comment on Epstein Files: X Users Are Asking Grok to 'Unblur' Photos of Children 4 days ago:
Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C, opens word processor, Ctrl+V
DID YOU JUST DOWNLOAD A VIRUS ON MY KEYBOARD?
- Comment on 10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my town 5 days ago:
Why would you even have the position of Manager then?
God DAMN that’s a great question
- Comment on OpenAI start showing ads in ChatGPT 5 days ago:
How can it possibly predict the next word in my sentence when it can’t even predict where/who I want to pee??
- Comment on OpenAI start showing ads in ChatGPT 5 days ago:
Suffocation, no breathing Don’t give a fuck if the ads are deceiving
- Comment on Bingo! 6 days ago:
Helped a staff member where I work with this, was not fun.
- She speaks very little English
- Phone is set to display everything in Spanish
- She’s also very old, so phone is set to display everything in 72pt font
- Does not remember her password for ANYTHING, not even one we set together and wrote down to keep in her purse
- Personal email is Hotmail
- Recovery email on the Hotmail account belonged to her husband who died a decade ago
- Recovery phone number on the Hotmail account is her old phone number, no one has access to it
- Hotmail account recovery wants me to provide the subject line and send dates from three emails… There is zero chance of this
Went back and forth with Microsoft for days before we got her back in.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say “don’t worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school.”
- Comment on My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht! 1 week ago:
“Now go gemme some tubby fuckin’ custuhd, you fuckin’ jamook.”
- Comment on Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳 3 weeks ago:
Triggered the same memory for me, though I couldn’t remember the title. Just reserved a copy of the audiobook on Libby. Thanks!
- Comment on Here I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs. 3 weeks ago:
Weird place to shit, but to each their own
- Comment on company-wide email 4 weeks ago:
Big (excrement) if true
- Comment on Needs money but has his limits 5 weeks ago:
There’s a lot more visual emphasis on the “SHIT” here, so I think you’re right.
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 1 month ago:
This is the true story, according to me Kicki Karlén about when I’ve first came across all the skeletons in the Church … writing erotic short stories and other stories, focus on what I think of the local politicians and the township.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 1 month ago:
Pssh, only if you aren’t turning all your hobbies into side-hustles.
What are you afraid of, besides completely burning out and probably still losing money anyway?
- Comment on big tobacco stopped paying 1 month ago:
Ew, vinegar?!
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 2 months ago:
18 Gang, represent! Let the bed-clothes do the bed-clothing.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 months ago:
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB.
- Comment on Ammu-Nation (San Andreas) ? 2 months ago:
I’ve lived here my whole life, and I’m still not sure myself.
- Comment on So much for the "secret identity" 2 months ago:
I do more proofreading of my one-word text messages than this whole news article got, lol.
They also left out “in” before “Newark,” which would have helped a lot. And then they call him “Book” in the photo caption.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 2 months ago:
Damn, Seth Green really aged poorly.
- Comment on Standardization rule 2 months ago:
- Comment on Good job! 2 months ago:
If you quit now, BigBalls05 will take the Gold Medal for the day! Are you gonna just let that happen?
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grok Goes Haywire, Boasts About Billionaire’s Pee-Drinking Skills and ‘Blowjob Prowess’ 2 months ago:
A third of a nation, who only recently labeled their political opponents as “sheep,” now vocally proud to be “socially asleep.”
The irony would be comedic, if the results weren’t so tragic.
- Comment on What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype? 3 months ago:
I was just talking to someone at a party about what games we’d been playing, and we also had to fully stop and think a while to remember the actual name of the Bethesda Space Game™.
- Comment on Death of beloved neighborhood cat sparks outrage against robotaxis in San Francisco 3 months ago:
It’s not just a memecoin, it’s a movement!
- Comment on Another WSJ banger about why the poors aren't doing more 3 months ago:
Just more propaganda from the haves to the have-nots. Everything that sucks about your life is directly related to your personal lack of willpower, your unwillingness to hustle, your inability to see the ways the market moves and pivot in just the right way and at just the right moment. No, don’t look at your neighbors, stop noticing all the other crabs in the bucket, this is your shortcoming. This is because you suck. Work more hours, sacrifice more of your connection to nature and friends and family, stop asking questions. What is life if not servitude? What is existence if not submission? Stop thinking and start doing what you’re told. Don’t look up. Don’t you EVER look up.
