bcgm3
@bcgm3@lemmy.world
- Comment on Five of the most interesting upcoming indie games 5 days ago:
Don’t Panic! It’s Just Turbulence looks like my kind of thing. By which I actually mean it looks like a clone of Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes.
- Comment on No lowballs, please. I know what I have. 1 week ago:
Right? The world’s first plastic bowl, handed down through the generations, your grandma slept in it when she was a baby, it was there for you through that terrible thing that happened, a million and one uses and it just won’t break. It’s yours now. You can’t just walk away like that.
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 1 week ago:
flush it down 👇
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 1 week ago:
It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.
- Comment on Microsoft's planned new AI trick for Edge will 'automatically open the Copilot side pane' with Outlook email links — and I can feel the hate already 1 week ago:
Just let the AI have a teensy weensy peek at all of your emails, guys, it’s just an itsy bitsy little peek, what’s the big deal, why don’t you trust us??
- Comment on Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ 1 week ago:
Computer, how many R’s in “thank you?”
This’ll turn out great, for sure.
- Comment on California’s New Bill Requires DOJ-Approved 3D Printers That Report on Themselves 2 weeks ago:
I know I’m not supposed to attribute to malice that which could be attributed to stupidity, but sometimes I think the legislators’ ignorance is actually a front, and their real goal is just even more surveillance.
- Comment on Tesla rolls first steering wheel-less Cybercab unit off the line before solving autonomy 2 weeks ago:
Jury’s out on the “fast” part
- Comment on 'Students Are Being Treated Like Guinea Pigs:' Inside an AI-Powered Private School 2 weeks ago:
Technology has so greatly and so significantly outpaced the law for so long now, that we may never recover from unregulated tech bro shit from my youth, and now that I’m old enough to have school aged kids, it has only gotten exponentially worse.
- “AI school?” A technological horror beyond comprehension
- "65k annual tuition?" For ChatGPT school? ChatGPT is FREE, you freakazoids
- "Our little Xyler graduated AI kindergarten with a 5.0 GPA and a Doctorate in brain surgery?" Please let there be a god and let him be vengeful I need to know that there will someday be an end to all this
- Comment on Am I a joke to you? 2 weeks ago:
As a person with food texture issues AND a fan of tomatoes in all forms: A lot of tomatoes are selectively grown for weight to maximize profits, but as a result, they’re a loose blob of grainy and flavorless bullshit. This is especially true for chain fast food places where they’re trying to spend as little as possible on ingredients. Every tomato I’ve grown at home has been on a completely different level from the ones I’ve bought.
- Comment on BMW’s Newest “Innovation” is a Logo-Shaped Middle Finger to Right to Repair 3 weeks ago:
Sure, they can afford a luxury foreign automobile, but one particular drill bit? We’re not made of money!
- Comment on Ars Technica makes up quotes from Matplotlib maintainer("An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me"); pulls story 3 weeks ago:
Welcome to discourse in a post-truth society. Reality doesn’t matter anymore; news agencies can just make shit up, and even the comments on the fake articles are fake.
Rail against it, until it’s the only thing you ever do. A single bot can still post a thousand times more, and on a thousand different accounts, and on a thousand different platforms. Just one of them can formulate fake ideas and then fake arguments with itself that enfold like a fractal, and there is an effectively infinite number of them.
Kessler Syndrome is happening before our very eyes, only on a much more local scale.
This ad was brought to you by OpenAI.
- Comment on Spotify says its best developers haven't written a line of code since December, thanks to AI 3 weeks ago:
Right? This article is so full of shit, there’s hardly room left for anything else. It’s like they only collected soundbites from the employees who are furthest from any actual development role…
- Comment on Misunderstanding? 3 weeks ago:
Oh shit, I didn’t even see it till you pointed it out…
- Comment on Why are people disconnecting or destroying their Ring cameras? 3 weeks ago:
It’s only had 1 false alert in the last year and that was caused by a spiderweb on the camera.
Make sure you fill out a bug report.
- Comment on Epstein Files: X Users Are Asking Grok to 'Unblur' Photos of Children 3 weeks ago:
Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C, opens word processor, Ctrl+V
DID YOU JUST DOWNLOAD A VIRUS ON MY KEYBOARD?
- Comment on 10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my town 3 weeks ago:
Why would you even have the position of Manager then?
God DAMN that’s a great question
- Comment on OpenAI start showing ads in ChatGPT 3 weeks ago:
How can it possibly predict the next word in my sentence when it can’t even predict where/who I want to pee??
- Comment on OpenAI start showing ads in ChatGPT 3 weeks ago:
Suffocation, no breathing Don’t give a fuck if the ads are deceiving
- Comment on Bingo! 4 weeks ago:
Helped a staff member where I work with this, was not fun.
- She speaks very little English
- Phone is set to display everything in Spanish
- She’s also very old, so phone is set to display everything in 72pt font
- Does not remember her password for ANYTHING, not even one we set together and wrote down to keep in her purse
- Personal email is Hotmail
- Recovery email on the Hotmail account belonged to her husband who died a decade ago
- Recovery phone number on the Hotmail account is her old phone number, no one has access to it
- Hotmail account recovery wants me to provide the subject line and send dates from three emails… There is zero chance of this
Went back and forth with Microsoft for days before we got her back in.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 4 weeks ago:
This post negates every single one of all those other posts that say “don’t worry, nobody ever remembers that one really embarrassing thing you did back in school.”
- Comment on My muddahs wake. Jeeshush Chrisht! 5 weeks ago:
“Now go gemme some tubby fuckin’ custuhd, you fuckin’ jamook.”
- Comment on Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳 1 month ago:
Triggered the same memory for me, though I couldn’t remember the title. Just reserved a copy of the audiobook on Libby. Thanks!
- Comment on Here I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs. 1 month ago:
Weird place to shit, but to each their own
- Comment on company-wide email 1 month ago:
Big (excrement) if true
- Comment on Needs money but has his limits 1 month ago:
There’s a lot more visual emphasis on the “SHIT” here, so I think you’re right.
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 2 months ago:
This is the true story, according to me Kicki Karlén about when I’ve first came across all the skeletons in the Church … writing erotic short stories and other stories, focus on what I think of the local politicians and the township.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 2 months ago:
Pssh, only if you aren’t turning all your hobbies into side-hustles.
What are you afraid of, besides completely burning out and probably still losing money anyway?
- Comment on big tobacco stopped paying 2 months ago:
Ew, vinegar?!
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 2 months ago:
18 Gang, represent! Let the bed-clothes do the bed-clothing.
