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- Comment on Have you tipped your landlord for Mother's Day? 1 week ago:
Online florist cracked me the fugg up wit a default $7 tip, on top of shipping and a “handling fee”.
- Comment on Israel-Hamas war: Netanyahu vows his country will 'stand alone' if it has to after Biden's weapons supply threat 1 week ago:
Sounds good. Stand alone, then.
- Comment on Stack Overflow and OpenAI Partner 1 week ago:
Jesus fuck, don’t take Stack away. I rely on it.
- Comment on Is this discoloration a problem? 2 weeks ago:
Yes, but it’d help if someone else observed and recorded to really nail down what’s happening.
I had water penetrating the house after the siders fucked up. Took opening the ceiling and recording the penetration to really understand what the idiots did wrong.
- Comment on Is this discoloration a problem? 2 weeks ago:
They probably fucked up the flashing. Roofers and siders fuck up all the time. If it’s truly an old leak that’s been fixed, you have nothing to worry about. Go up there and observe during the next strong rain.
- Comment on Is this discoloration a problem? 2 weeks ago:
It was wet at some point.
- Comment on Kanye West's Yeezy Porn studio will be like 'nothing we've ever seen before' says Stormy Daniels' ex-husband - as he and the rapper mull a collaboration 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think there’s anything new that Ye could do in porn. It’s all been done by now.
- Comment on You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000 3 weeks ago:
Fuck up the rabbits that eat my flowers and leave a monolayer of rabbit shit on my property?
- Comment on 'Illegal and Not Constitutional': DeSantis Slams Biden For Flying Immigrants into Florida 1 month ago:
lol fuck off, you backward degenerates. Eat shit.
- Comment on Kyrgyzstan to stop accepting Russian payment cards 1 month ago:
Fuck russia
- Comment on Meta now requires users to verify their age to use its Quest VR headsets 1 month ago:
4/20/69 checking in
- Comment on Ukraine's Kharkiv moves classrooms underground so kids survive Russian attacks 1 month ago:
Fuck russia
- Comment on Math and Physics Majors 1 month ago:
To be clear, my PhD advisor was a hindrance to my work and my life. And 1/3 of my entering class left without degrees. Not atypical.
- Comment on Math and Physics Majors 1 month ago:
For real. I made the life mistake of getting a PhD but managed to turn it into an asset by doing fairly straightforward finance programming shit that scares people.
- Comment on Navalny ally Leonid Volkov injured in hammer attack in Vilnius 2 months ago:
Fuck russia.
- Comment on Nearly 50% of US parents financially supporting adult children, study finds 2 months ago:
Planning for this, investing money to give to my kids. It ain’t gonna just magically get fixed.
- Comment on Pharaoh there, man 2 months ago:
Square pyramid, bruh.
- Comment on Text messages shed new light on scope of fake electors plot after 2020 U.S. election 2 months ago:
Cheez
- Comment on For those thinking of going back to reddit. Gaze upon this comment section and reconsider. 2 months ago:
Lemmy is maybe just a cunt hair’s breadth better.
- Comment on Can i separate the vines? 2 months ago:
I cut mine and repot directly into soil. Water and badda bing badda boom, full plant.
- Comment on Interview: Jeri Ryan On Taking Seven From Borg To Bi Captain Of The Enterprise To ‘Star Trek: Legacy’ 2 months ago:
They have to cast her. She’s one of the most compelling Trek characters we’ve seen.
- Comment on Google is making a map of methane leaks for the whole world to see 2 months ago:
Fuck me, Google is doing something good.
- Comment on Good morning I choose violence. 3 months ago:
Atbge
- Comment on YouTube now suggests new content *by colour* 3 months ago:
Wtf
- Comment on YSK: Indeed and other job sites are saturated with scams 3 months ago:
I can’t wait to retire and fuck off.
- Comment on ‘The View’ Host Joy Behar Scoffs at Young People Feeling ‘Left Behind by the Economy’: ‘Oh Please, Get a Job!’ 3 months ago:
Feck off, cunt.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook's total pay drops to $63 million for 2023. 4 months ago:
Is Tim Apple going to be okay?
- Comment on ‘Don’t Mess With Us’: WebMD Parent Company Demands Return to Office in Bizarre Video 4 months ago:
Lolbruh. Remember that their unitary purpose is dolla dolla bill.
- Comment on ‘Don’t Mess With Us’: WebMD Parent Company Demands Return to Office in Bizarre Video 4 months ago:
Get fukt
- Comment on What's the best way to protect outdoor faucets in the winter? 4 months ago:
And don’t forget to drain the line past the valve by unscrewing the bleeder cap.