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Proud globohomo

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The part I don’t get is that there are so many cool, real conspiracies out there to be explored

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    • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But how are you going to feel smarter than everyone else, if everyone gets convinced by your conspiracy theory?

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    • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is so Carl Sagan.

      And so we got to talking. But not, as it turned out, about science. He wanted to talk about frozen extraterrestrials languishing in an Air Force base near San Antonio, “channeling” (a way to hear what’s on the minds of dead people—not much, it turns out), crystals, the prophecies of Nostradamus, astrology, the shroud of Turin … He introduced each portentous subject with buoyant enthusiasm. Each time I had to disappoint him: “The evidence is crummy,” I kept saying. “There’s a much simpler explanation.” … And yet there’s so much in real science that’s equally exciting, more mysterious, a greater intellectual challenge—as well as being a lot closer to the truth. Did he know about the molecular building blocks of life sitting out there in the cold, tenuous gas between the stars? Had he heard of the footprints of our ancestors found in 4-million-year-old volcanic ash? What about the raising of the Himalayas when India went crashing into Asia? Or how viruses, built like hypodermic syringes, slip their DNA past the host organism’s defenses and subvert the reproductive machinery of cells; or the radio search for extraterrestrial intelligence; or the newly discovered ancient civilization of Ebla that advertised the virtues of Ebla beer? No, he hadn’t heard. Nor did he know, even vaguely, about quantum indeterminacy, and he recognized DNA only as three frequently linked capital letters.

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      • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And that’s just science; think of all the actual conspiracies that actually happened. MKULTRA is perfect conspiracy theorist material and actually real, but that second part means it’s boring

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      • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A candle in the dark?

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Any time you have information about the market that everyone else doesn’t have, that should be a money making opportunity.

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They don’t have as large a marketing budget.

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I found a good use for AI:

    Undo bad language censoring in meme screen shots.

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    • Lommy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Man this shit infuriates me to no end. Why?!

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Americans are scared of profanity.

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      • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fucking tiktok trained them like dogs.

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    • Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For most of these you don’t need AI, just basic Photoshop skills.

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      • ClamDrinker@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, but most people dont have that or take way too long than is worth for a simple meme. There already exist models to unblur entire images in seconds. Ai should take the shitty work lol.

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  • Denvil@lemmy.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank god I can’t see that that says bullshit… oh wait

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh fuck you just corrupted the fuck out of me. What in actual fuck is wrong with you, writing that on the Internet where people can read it?

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      • Denvil@lemmy.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well damn, terribly sorry, I’ve been a real fucking ass hat towards you all, allow me to apologize like the bastard I am

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    • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      img

      to the Maker of all GloboHomos:-)

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    • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I really (don’t) enjoy that this is what needs censoring about this post, to get popular social media to spread it around.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Funny how they never get the message that maybe GOD IS PISSED at them.

    Nooo it’s all ‘this is because of the gays!!’ The fabulous gays of homophobe town is why it got flattened? Sure kevin

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    • barsquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      God couldn’t possibly be mad at them. Despite doing the opposite of many things Jesus taught, they must be right. The man on the big stage at the hundred-million dollar church told them so.

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      • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Needle, eye, camel, whitewashed graves, Matthew 6:5-6…

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  • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bro. Ppl gonna see this and be like “THAT’S RIGHT!”

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Better to identify them. ;)

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      • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh, don’t you worry, they’ll identify themselves for you without any additional encouragement.

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  • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is an actual term apparently in common circulation, though homophobia wasn’t even its original intent: glaad.org/globohomo-definition-meaning-anti-lgbt-…

    Emerging in 2016, this multi-purpose, right-wing troll invention combines homophobia and anti-Semitism. Researcher David Futrelle’s well-known misogyny tracking site We Hunted The Mammoth offers this summary: “Ostensibly, ‘globohomo’ is short for ‘global homogenization,’ an alleged vast conspiracy to destroy ‘traditional’ culture and values and replace them with a sort of global (naturally) corporate uniculture. But it’s rarely used in this way, at least not exactly. For those who’ve seized upon the term, ‘globo’ means ‘globalist’ and therefore Jews; while ‘homo’ (the suffix) means, well, ‘homo’ (the slur). (Some, evidently worried that ‘globohomo’ isn’t gay-sounding enough, add ‘gayplex’ to it — ‘globohomogayplex.’).” According to the Online Hate Research and Education Project, white nationalists and other hate movements use “globohomo” to allege the existence of a global plot to promote the so-called ‘‘LGBTQ+ agenda,” a similarly minded conspiracy theory (promoted by certain sectors of the Christian religious right) alleging that LGBTQ people aim to surpass the rights of other groups and “groom youth into identifying as part of the community.”

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    • kralk@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought globohomo was an alternate name for corporate Memphis?

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        and how do you think they arrived there? They think large corporations that have to toe the line with HR are using it.

        Corporations : globo

        HR : homo.

        NB : I do not agree with these views, I merely understand what the views are and I am trying to educate mr kralk

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    • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Those evil leftists always pushing… checks notes corporate culture!

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember when they were sent by god to punish the gays, but now I find out it was sneaky Kamala all along!

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    • Carrot@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does this mean that my insurance company won’t consider them acts of god anymore and will actually cover them?

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    • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I bet she killed sparky too!

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      • graphene@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        🤣

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  • needthosepylons@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m straight but still, I would love to join the movement.

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You gotta fuck a tree.

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      • lengau@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb

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      • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters

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  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Technically a hurricane machine would cause weather change not climate change.”

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah see, I’m not sure if he’s serious or not

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  • WrenMala8@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Globohomo here too, ready for next year’s globohomo pride??

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    • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hope they bring enough body oil this time. Last year the budget was blown on chemtrails and ketamine. I was chafing SO bad during the gay satanic orgy

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      • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Do what I do and stash an emergency bottle in the ol’ prison wallet

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  • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cybertruck owners are already being punished.

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    • Zron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it really a punishment if they asked for it?

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      • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        "Mmm spank my wallet daddy! "

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This sounds like a rage troll.

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    • stephen01king@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It just sounds sarcastic to me.

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    • ThomasLadder_69@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its satire…

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  • Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s partly right. We wanted to just punish cyber truck owners, but couldn’t only target them and decided the first two groups were acceptable sacrifices.

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought tesla was already taking care of that.

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  • Kalysta@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is a joke post, right? Sarcasm? Right?

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    • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jake sees your meme and raises you a “BRODES”

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  • SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    punish cyber truck owners

    Noooo, not the cyber truck owners. wojak-nooo

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  • jmbreuer@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That hurricane machine must not be working too well…

    statista.com/…/fatalities-caused-by-tropical-cycl…

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Twitter or Threads? Threads has got some of the stupidest people, biggest trolls, or Dollar Store AI writing stuff on the platfom. It’s literally so bad that I have a genuinely hard time anyone could be so stupid writing the posts.

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    • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is satire for sure

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      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Iv’e spent enough time on Threads where seeing this is exactly what I would expect there. Warped my sense of what is real.

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    • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I might be wrong but I think this is satire.

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  • ColonelThirtyTwo@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Consistency doesn’t matter. It’s all just taking points to boost their narrative and pretend they’re right.

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  • keepcarrot@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wish I could be this confident about anything

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Broke mob propaganda.

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  • M68040@hexbear.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    HAARPposting: First as farce, then as tragedy

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    • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yea HAARP. Back in highschool I used to be all about schizo posting about HAARP changing the weather. And then it got donated to Alaska something or other and I shut up real quick. LMAO

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Know what’s real? Stupid troll posts.

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