keepcarrot

@keepcarrot@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrichor⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also welding. Also lasgun shots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I’d probably think I was dissociating first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fifty-year extension for one of Australia’s biggest CO2 emitters likely after WA ditches emissions-reduction rules⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I went to some of the actions against this, though they were pretty low key, lib, or naive. I did run some back of the envelope numbers and the gas emitted is more than if every Australian bought two cars and drove them until they weren’t worth repairing. Idk if that figure got used, eviction kinda drop kicked me into not having the time to participate in much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pants⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha I thought this.

  I think it would wear one wide i item wide set of pants, and each leg would have one column

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is mushroom for research

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half as Hot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably want it between the winter temperature and the current summer temperature, but genies are traditionally fickle and pounce on any ambiguity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I could be this confident about anything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft investors push for company sale as shares hit decade-low⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Investors do not play video games, which… What else are they doing with their time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prisencolinensinainciusol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Makes ok symbol”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Vacuum Cleaners Are So Loud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve started using a broom for most things, only using the vacuum for corners and carpets. I realised I was cleaning less because the noise stressed me out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slapping Chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My hand is a lot smaller than a chicken, so I hope everyone is prepared to have roast my hand as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PhD Funding⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the well paid conspiracists making up climate change nods

  (My memory of phds on campus was they were very overworked and desperate for cash, I assume conspiracy theorists whose conspiracy relies on the silence of many grads do not know many phds)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Curse of Knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but like… Everyone down the chain gets the joke, I don’t know what the problem is. Open your wine with the penis thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😳😳😳⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought was the They Live aliens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you skip Star Trek intros when streaming?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, where’s that option in VLC? (I’d probably skip if given the choice, I remember wanting to constantly with game of thrones but whoever I was with insisted on watching the entire 5 hours every time)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The age of wood⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The text at the bottom suggests that you can also use the trees planting year to determine its age. Which is also true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American Sex Education⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I assumed it was Albania or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn 🌽⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  corn-man-khrush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pringles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe shrinkflation has in fact made them smaller

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aluminum⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a critique? That’s pretty dope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aluminum⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just spent 4 hours renaming every instance of “aluminum” into “aluminium” in a bunch of inventor projects. >.>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk shares fake news about England rioters being sent to Falklands⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thought this was the renewable energy tech

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I definitely never unsubscribed from a YouTube channel just for that...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To me, addicting feels like it should be a verb, like cigarette advertising is addicting youth, whereas addictive is an adjective

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We should take hundreds of vending machines into a field and corral them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manor Lords next update will switch over to Unreal Engine 5 and, more importantly, add fishing ponds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can games just, like, switch over to new engines?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Duty to report’ child abuse laws will not apply to doctors, teachers or nurses⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a bonkers stipulation put in a law

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Huge’ proportion of mental health conditions in Australia found to be caused by childhood maltreatment⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Only a quarter? O_o also not sure why anyone would be expecting it to be lower

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gender-specific toilets to be required in non-residential buildings in England⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All residential bathrooms are woke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨palaeoartists are dreamers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks grumpy :( possibly from the implied cold

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My knife only has room for 3 cuts, after that it’s just flat bar. How do I cut these pineapples?