LovableSidekick

@LovableSidekick@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨delicious salad⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I et al my salad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pluto's Orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Marked on my calendar, see you all there!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There should be a term for people who never really returned from the pandemic's social isolation⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  COVerts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to install my own OS on a "smart" TV? Is that a thing?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet somebody’s done it. There are people in the Linux world who dedicate themselves to getting it to run on anything - a TV, a toaster…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t seen it, I’m just reading about it here, I’m not even sure who Thanos is LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But yes.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We need high-efficiency thermoelectric generators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Random radio sources, but a small part of the signal is CMB. I wasn’t sure what you even meant by thermal noise but I believe you’re talking about flatscreens. I found something that said it was “similar to snow on analog TVs” - so I gather there’s a difference.

  Funnily, Google AI says, “In the 1940s, people could detect the CMB at home by tuning their TVs to channel 03 and measuring the remaining static after removing other sources. This allowed them to prove the Big Bang before scientists did.” So they had that going for 'em, which is nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL like when the black and white world suddenly got colorized. My grandpap told me about them old days - when the lawn, the sidewalk and the sky were just different shades of gray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If they watch Poltergeist they’ll know it’s the TV people trying to get out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same as it ever was⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, same graffiti means people haven’t changed at all. It’s so obvious!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah that’s my interpretation. I didn’t even consider that half your brain cells would die, which would probably kill you instantly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on whether “50% of all life” means half of the contiguous lumps of cells we call “creatures” or simply half of all living matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want to be really technical the survivors would also lose 50% of the cellular structure of their bodies and probably wouldn’t live another few months.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a peaceful place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lol yes, one part of reddit I genuinely miss is KitchenConfidential.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But yes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or melting salt, or whatever. But yes it’s just making stuff hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a simple and satisfying way to fight Trump and Musk | It's time to delete X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude it was time to do that long ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  meaning even more so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  <smashes window> Sorry!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  with a bonus nonmetaphorical Musk tie-in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “For god’s sake call customer service!!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How else are ypu supposed to check for a beam on your accelerator?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr. Emilio Lizardo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He protecc⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He can also warp the ship to any place in the galaxy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Astronauts tight-lipped about reason for hospital visit after 235 days in space⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh-oh, somebody’s chest asploded again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Elections⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Texas Iowa or New Mexico Iowa?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Elections⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imitation Intelligence FTW!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know thy enemy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t someone think of the seamen?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sort of like humans, but we turn into children again and die. Oh well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The proud moment in every jellyfish’s life when the buds come in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that impact factor!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Credit where credit is due!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy Infintiy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out not quite. In the monkey version Hamlet says, “To be, or what.”