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@fsxylo@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gen z gorillas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if they weren’t worried about the humans, but stopped them so they could give the new guys some field training?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stopping nuclear from being built is the problem.

  We would have had a lot more clean energy than we do by now if we let the nuclear power plants that “would take too long to build!” be built back then, because they’d be up and running by now.

  More letting perfect be the enemy of good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny how I’m not trying to convince anyone because I think it’s too fucking late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions our energy sector⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny how building nuclear power plants that can only (if you have dipshits running them) kill a nearby city is taboo, but climate change that will kill everyone is acceptable to the moralists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Habits of Insects⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is stupid, because even video games make you research sticks before you can make nuclear reactors. Guess even entertainment can’t teach dumb shits anything. Just retaining nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyway, i started blastin'⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s bullshit space magic, it probably considers what Thanos thinks of as life. Why it snapped the birds is a different plot hole altogether, because it means he snapped away half the food, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Elections⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like Disney wins New York.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiger Predators⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not imagining. They’re real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiger Predators⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Herbivores have nothing to lose when hands need to be thrown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they’re My Immortal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they will be comfortably immortal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cry Harder, Kid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even the way it opens it’s shell is sassy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They will be aerodynamically immortal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WILD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they’ll be unfunctionally immortal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have 8 seconds.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Women won’t let men leave until they’ve squashed a bug that’s 20 feet away from them. The bear thing was always bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam games will now need to fully disclose kernel-level anti-cheat on store pages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You will love the spyware bear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linus Torvalds reckons AI is ‘90% marketing and 10% reality’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As I suspected, I’m better off just doing the fucking thing myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World of Warcraft adds $90 mount to in game store⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I don’t have battle.net installed so they can’t hurt me anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eat lead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Young earth creationists make up new element called “creationite” from which all elements came from, thereby filling in the radioactive decay plot hole in their narrative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking tiktok trained them like dogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  rappelling from the ceiling

  “…and the microbots on the atmosphere are making my dick gay! My dick is gay!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Black is what happens when the class clown doesn't become depressed and instead becomes even more of a clown⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wikipedia is under assault: rogue users keep posting AI generated nonsense⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just block hexbear and save yourself some stress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Director Claims "Non-Decent Humans" Are Wishing For Company's Demise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear God, they actually think companies are people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based on true events⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh this is a simple mechanic, should take a couple hours to implement!

  1 week of battling the code architecture and debugging data flow later

  Do I actually enjoy game dev? I guess so…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ryujinx Switch Emulator Removed After Nintendo’s Request⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But that was only…

  Fetal position, crying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Tom Warren] The PS5 Pro still hasn’t sold out in the US or UK. Looks like the $700 price point will mean this console will be readily available this holiday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s already at scalper prices, the fuck are they going to sell it for? Lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a specific example of Target getting a shoplifter convicted for a small individual theft that puts them over the felony limit?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re the Internet people. Hehe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data is a plural⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Screw that noise. Instead I say data.