This is a crime against nature and god and decency, and mosquitos are probably the only place I’d be absolutely, completely for it.
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jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
There are probably a few handfuls of other parasites that would count too.
Hule@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah, do ticks next!
Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Fucking bedbugs!
amzd@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Animal farming is a crime against nature, god and decency and we’re completely for that too, don’t forget
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I would not want to see things like this done to the overwhelming majority of living things. But mosquitoes, I say let them starve.
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 months ago
- ticks, too
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Most dangerous animal in our forests
Hule@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Isn’t the blood only needed for procreation?
cuck4mai@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
I mean, I hate mosquitoes as much as the next guy, but that sounds like a great way to destroy whole ecosystems that rely on mosquitoes as a food source.
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Of all the creatures big and small we’ve driven extinct, mosquitoes will not likely be the one that breaks the camel’s back.
CptEnder@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ok but mosquitoes historically are the #1 killers of humans, by an order of magnitude. This could be argued as a form of evolution. We simply engineered them out as a threat. GG get gud scrub, see you in 3 million years when you have your own AI generated bioengineering.
exasperation@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Ok but mosquitoes historically are the #1 killers of humans, by an order of magnitude
Homo sapien: am I a joke to you?
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Up next on Info Wars: “They’re turning the mosquitoes gay!”
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sounds more like they are turning them trans than gay. So like a test run of the leftist plan for Republicans. Oh wait, are we allowed to talk about this outside of the secret meetings yet?
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I think you’re asking for a kind of nuance that most Info Warriors are unable to provide.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 months ago
The gay frogs wereore trans than gay too, so the impersonation is spot on.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Tbh I wouldn’t be sad if we genetically modified mosquitoes to breed them out of existence like we’ve done with screw worm.
Yokozuna@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My only problem with it is the fact that you’re taking a major insect class out of the ecosystem and later on down the line it might have serious implications. There will never be enough research on the effects of it until it’s too late to reverse. I hate mosquitoes (I live in Southern L.A.) but I don’t think this is the answer.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 6 months ago
I think there was a campaign in china in the mid 20th century that tried to exterminate a bunch of pests like this and it lead to catastrophic famines or something.
“The Four Evils Campaign” I think it was called.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I think it’s a genius solution to the explicity problem, but a terrible solution in a larger scope. There are many animals that feed on mosquitos, and they would suffer from massive decreases in mosquito population. This includes birds, frogs, bats, fish, and other insects (many aquatic animals eat mosquito larvae). I would hate to see a cascading reduction in animal populations as a result of these tactics.
mihor@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
- What screw worm??
- Exactly.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
what frost giants?
Vote odin
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 months ago
Right, but consider:
Fuck them bugs
loutr@jlai.lu 6 months ago
Hey, most bugs are cool and an important part of their ecosystem.
Mosquitoes tho ? Yeah, fuck them.
shneancy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
as much as i’d love to agree with that-
mosquitos are pollinators and an important food source for quite a few animals. Our eco system would not be fine if we got rid of them
prex@aussie.zone 6 months ago
foiledAgain@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ironclad reasoning. Flawless execution. Give this person a doctorate
queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
VEM
Vegan
Except Mosquitosthesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I know what you meant but I just imagined someone grimly eating mosquitoes out of pure spite
shalafi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I saw a video of Africans scooping up pounds of them with nets, mashing 'em up and frying bug patties.
FMT99@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah agreed, all life is sacred except the ones we don’t like.
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I am a hippy nature person who tries to be merciful and kind to plants or insects. The sole exception is mosquitoes. Those fuckers want to take my blood and dont settle for one serving if they get the chance. Were in a biological armrace and so far we’ve been loosing. Let’s see how they like being fucked with.
untorquer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Also ticks.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I would take 100 mosquito bites over one tick. One of the only creatures in nature to scare the hell out of me. And I own snakes.
normalexit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I find the compromise acceptable. Please roll out the mosquito killing technology asap.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Harbor freight sells an electric flyswatter. The time is now!
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
I actually love seeing mosquitoes struggle to survive. I don’t care if they’re incapable of morality, they’re evil and I hate them.
racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I hate them too but they are just trying to eat and breed, just like us. So kill them with mercy.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
No to that entire comment.
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 6 months ago
Yeah they’re not like wasps, hornets, and yellow jackets, who know nothing but hate and malice in their yellow and black striped hearts.
dumbass@leminal.space 6 months ago
If they weren’t one of the biggest apreaders of viruses you’d be right, but, that’s my god damn blood, I made it, it’s mine to keep, inside of me preferably.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Maybe to that entire comment
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Yes to that entire comment.
bad_alloc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
We have suffered for millions of years under mosquitos are they are likely the biggest killer of humans in history. Maybe us evolving big brains and developing genetic engineering is an evolutionary necessity?
Or as Harbinger said: “We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”
P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I mean, have you ever seen a pug? They’re fighting for air their entire life. Or chihuahua’s? Awful personality and bred out of usefulness.
cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Chihuahuas can have a not completely closed cranial bone (is this the right word?), which means if you pet them at the wrong place you literally can touch the brain and potentially kill them. My mood would be bad, too, if this was the case for my body.
Pugs also can have their eyes popping out if you handle them wrong (e.g. gripping them at their neck).
The head of King Charles Spaniels are to small, meaning their brain does not have enough room. This can lead to brain fluids getting stuck in the head, which increases pressure on the brain, leading to infathomable headaches, hallucinations, motor deficits, etc, pp.
Breeding some dog breeds should really be prohibited.
Dasus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
. This can lead to brain fluids getting stuck in the head, which increases pressure on the brain, leading to infathomable headaches, hallucinations, motor deficits, etc, pp.
Oh man I can never enjoy their derpy look again, knowing it’s because their brain doesn’t have room.
Breeding some dog breeds should really be prohibited.
Strong agree. Although there are also breeders doing “healthy” versions of pugs, German sheperds (their hips are awful for them, but the back “sliding down” to low hips was considered an essential characteristic for the race), French bulldogs, etc.
For pugs they’re calling it “retro pug” and essentially theyre trying to get to what the breeds was before fancy European dog breeders started valuing aesthetics more than say, the dog being able to breathe.
CptEnder@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“You see what we do to the things we love??? What the fuck do you think we’re going to do to you?!”
amzd@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Or the chickens you eat? They can’t even stand up out of their own feces
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah they’re my soul animals
yamanii@lemmy.world 6 months ago
As a Brazilian, I won’t feel sorry for these fuckers.
Klear@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The only good bug is a dead bug.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
In pretty much every other context, yeah. But for real, fuck mosquitoes.
Agent641@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Genetically engineer them to grow to the size of Cessna. Ride them to battle
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That seems mild.
Could we try to convince the males that they are the ugliest things on earth so they find large animals that can step on them?
Maybe come up with a liquid that you put in standing water that makes the mosquitoes grow very tiny legs and a very large left wing? You know, so they have to fly to move and they can only fly spinning like crazy.
I got a better one! Make them neon bright and glow in the dark. Make those fuckers be the center of attention. I’m talking kids with nets and old guys with cameras and microscopes with single mosquito flashes (like 1 mosquitoes per photo). And of course sugar sweet flavor? Everything under the sun trying to find them and eat them as snacks. I kinda like this one the best.
Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 months ago
And this is it. This is how we arrive were we are now.
Nature? KILL IT! EXTERMINATE IT!
We’ve spend 2000 years slowly being nature to our wims. It has destroyed the planets ecosystem on a scale only seen by planet wide desasters in the past. We have driven countless species into extinction, and still counting. We take without any regard or resecpt for anything then our own needs.
That is exactly the mindset the comment I am replying to has to me.
weker01@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Yes!
Total mutual destruction is the only way™
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Neon bright mosquitoes that glow in the dark? Heck yeah! I’ll keep some in a jar for Halloween 🎃😄!
discusseded@programming.dev 6 months ago
This is amazing. Far better than killing them off.
anknown@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shouldn’t you include /s tag here
yrmp@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not a biologist, but it actually is better on paper. They can still pierce other animals. Just not humans. They stay part of the food chain for amphibians and birds or what not, we don’t get malaria. Seems like a win-win.
Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Why not just eradicate them? Genuine question. I don’t think they serve any purpose in nature and are just pissing off every living being.
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They absolutely serve purpose in nature, they are a significant food source for bats and many other insects and males are pollinators.
doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
On the one hand this is creepy as hell
On the other fuck mosquitoes
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 months ago
I get the caution about unintended consequences but damnit of all the crazy planetary issues we’re dealing with right now, I’d rank
“oops, got rid of West Nile and Malaria as well as annoying little red bumps from wandering too far from big cities”
As a win, the consequences of which we can probably figure out how to deal with when we come to it.
I know it doesn’t work that way but I’d trade all the world’s mosquitoes to keep the polar bears or pangolins or something any day.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
DIE, DIE, DIE
Zip2@feddit.uk 6 months ago
It’s a bit like trying to watch a pug dog breath.
WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We genetically engineered mosquitoes to have gender dysmorphia - weird times.
sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I’d like to see any scientific study that reassures at least a little that this won’t have terrible ramifications for ecosystems and the food chain.
We know too little, we are shortsighted and we have a bad record of intervening with nature.
sirico@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Cleanse the followers of Nurgle!
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We gave a mosquito gender dysphoria?
andshit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
LOL FUCK EM
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 6 months ago
As long as they can still get blood from other creatures too, I’m okay with it. If not, than that could have wild implications to the food chain assuming it leads to massive population degradation.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This will probably work for 20 years, due to evolution they’ll just re-evolve that thing hard
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 6 months ago
Mosquitoes have killed more humans than every disease ever along with every war ever, combined
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But what will happen when the humans lose their natural predators, we might destroy our habita- ah, right. Nevermind
Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Mosquitos are just trying to save the planet by murdering as many people as possible
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Here’s a Venn diagram:
Humans getting killed by mosquitos O
OHumans at fault for habitat destruction
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If those creatures that also eat mosquitoes cannot eat them anymore, that means they would have to eat other bugs, possibly fucking up all the ecosystem.
That said, fuck mosquitoes, they can take blood from other places
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
All of our best data on the impact says that it really wouldn’t matter. Sometimes a species is a linchpin for the ecosystem, and sometimes it isn’t.
Sucks for mosquitoes, but there’s a very real chance that we’ll smallpox them, and the biggest concern will be our confidence that the virus we use doesn’t impact other species unintentionally.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
They also eat nectar and are pollinators of various plants.
There’s no way we could simply remove a creature as numerous and widespread as mosquitoes without any consequences.
Dabundis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If we were to somehow magically remove mosquitos from existence in an instant, we’d better hope something fills their ecological niche quickly
mihor@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Found the mosquito.
Dabundis@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I understand what you’re saying here, but the set of people killed by “every disease ever” includes the entire set of people killed by mosquito-borne diseases. Mosquitoes can’t have killed more people than every disease ever because mosquitoes’ kill count is part of every disease ever.
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 6 months ago
Edit: when excluding malaria.
TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 6 months ago
How do they kill us outside of spreading disease?
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 6 months ago
They manipulate the weather using space lasers from their fake hollow moon above our flat earth.
OpenStars@discuss.online 6 months ago
By distracting drivers into causing accidents? Statistically speaking… probably.