LordGimp
@LordGimp@lemm.ee
- Comment on If you're having difficulty figuring out how to pronounce "data," say database. 3 hours ago:
Hana mean what mana mean and gana mean that too.
- Comment on Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic? 16 hours ago:
Did you not see the whole ass brothel on Illium?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Bill burr does a whole bit on this. God forbid any man ever show any shred of empathy or vulnerability lest they get called a fag by all their buddies for the rest of time. That’s literally the joke.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
No it fits. Men’s mental health month should be gay pride because we all know it’s homoerotic to seek therapy as men.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Is this a gay pride joke in disguise? Because men know it’s very homoerotic to seek therapy
- Comment on Definitions 4 days ago:
Well it’s not infinitely long. It’s pi D’s long. With D being… well, let’s just say my “peanits”
- Comment on what’s the difference between “he died” and “he’s dead”? 5 days ago:
Passive speech is the cuck chair in the bedroom of british culture.
- Comment on Becoming a veterinarian is hard 6 days ago:
By the power of these juices combined, I summon Captain Planet in attack mode.
- Comment on What games are just objective master pieces? 1 week ago:
Chromehounds was the greatest mech game on shitbox 360 and you can’t change my mind.
The sheer variety in player created metas was glorious to behold. Sure, you could play how the game encouraged you to play and hang your weapons in “normal” configurations. But you could also bury whole teams in indirect fire with a triple double from across the map. You could build a little punchy boi buggy with a dick piston, cockpit, wheels, and nothing else. You could even try to sweat the meta in the chicken leg howitzer or the turtle up in the armored crab.
The only limits were creativity and spacer availability lmfaooo
- Comment on I have finished comedy 1 week ago:
Naw them center ones is brass
- Comment on A 19-year old cis lesbian woman was beaten unconscious and robbed after she tried to use the women's restroom at a McDonald's in Carpentersville, Illinois 1 week ago:
This is the take I’m surprised isn’t talked about more. If the point is to keep “male passing” people out of women’s restrooms, then you have to accept trans men as men and let them use their assigned rooms as well. Like there’s no “win” condition for the right on this argument and idk why more people aren’t pointing this out. If they’re already clutching pearls over butch looking women, what happens when Elliot page strolls in with a suit jacket and no shirt on?
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 1 week ago:
Less than £300k for a year of repeated rape by fraud? And no charges for the officer? Sounds like imperialism to me.
- Comment on Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work? 1 week ago:
You know what, basically any SCP will have varying levels of scifi and fantasy tropes, or sometimes none at all. Bottom line with SCPs is that anything is possible.
- Comment on Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work? 1 week ago:
royalroad.com/…/dungeon-planet-the-healer-always-…
Found that little gem a few weeks ago and I believe it fits your ask pretty well 1:1
Honestly almost as good as my other favorite the past few years, www.royalroad.com/fiction/63759/super-supportive, but the latter seems to be more active than the former.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 1 week ago:
This guy studies the old magicks
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 1 week ago:
The Stupendium made an Outer Worlds song called The Fine Print that also goes hard af for either setting imo.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 1 week ago:
Lost woods.
Honestly anything from OoT, but Lost Woods, Kakariko Villiage, and Gerudo Valley in particular are ingrained into my gray matter.
- Comment on GIVE ME 4 2 weeks ago:
1 blowjob > 4 slippery nipples
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Ita kinda neat imo. It’s like being in a small town and seeing a celebrity whenever satansmaggotycumfart joins the conversation.
- Comment on Audible unveils plans to use AI voices to narrate audiobooks 3 weeks ago:
How do I do that? Have both readera and tts server on a Samsung Galaxy
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 3 weeks ago:
The problem I’m talking about is when they speed through red lights because they think they have these “special powers” when they law is EXCRUCIATINGLY explicit on exactly when and why cops can sometimes disregard certain legal requirements. That does not mean they can do what they want when they want. That’s exactly the kind of people OP is talking about, and that’s cops. To a fuckin T. Nobody else goes to court, cries ignorance as an excuse, and expects to get away with it.
My real problem is that it works for them. Qualified immunity is a disgrace to law, as is the absolute immunity enjoyed by judges and magistrates. You want to fix law, fix that first.
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 3 weeks ago:
They REALLY don’t. They have very situational allowances that have become defacto “special powers” thanks to a combination of decades of copaganda and huckster “warrior programs” that teach wannabe bullies that they are the most important of gods special snowflakes whose only responsibility is saving their own ass.
Check out the guy that got stabbed in the face repeatedly on an NY subway while cops watched from 10 feet away, behind a safety door meant to protect the train conductor. Took them to court because their motto was literally “protect and serve” and got a real live judge to say out loud that it wasn’t literal and cops have to duty to actually protect or serve anyone, legally.
- Comment on Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses? 3 weeks ago:
It’s funny because the EXACT SAME ARGUMENTS work for cops.
Speeding? You mean traveling in a conveyance.
Assault and battery? You mean protecting and serving.
Deprivation of rights, kidnapping, and false imprisonment? You see, your honor, I didn’t know about any of that stuff so it shouldn’t apply to me.
In conclusion, the only “sovereign citizens” in this country are the bitches in blue.
- Comment on You could get anything you wanted and it was FREE 4 weeks ago:
Fuck me i haven’t thought of bearshare in 10 years
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 4 weeks ago:
Fuckwit was an actual engineer, but go ahead and tell me again how all the bad engineers are actually “fake” wannabes and all the “real” actual engineers are perfect little angels that never did anything wrong.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 4 weeks ago:
An engineer made the titan sub. Worked out pretty well for him. Right up until it didn’t.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 4 weeks ago:
And you’re forgetting that the chumps making these engineering definitions are chump engineers who think they’re making parts in a theoretical plane of existence where only their numbers matter.
In reality, everything should be made out of copper nickel superalloys because man that shit is cool af. Frfr if you ever get a chance to mess with aluminum copper nickel you should do it because that shit is borderline mystical.
- Comment on Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material 4 weeks ago:
I’m real tired of “strongest material” being thrown around. As a welder turned machinist, “strong” doesn’t mean much of anything to me. Aluminum is plenty “strong” but it’s softer than some woods. Tungsten carbide is harder than a coffin nail but you can chip it by looking at it funny sometimes. Kevlar is plenty tough, but it isn’t hard or particularly flexible. There isn’t any super material that will ever do all the things “the best” and throwing around meaningless titles for clickbait feels childish at best and exploitative at worst.
- Comment on I have a shamefully dark question for firefighters. I'm sorry but I'm just too curious to not ask... It's about the smell and how that affects life. 4 weeks ago:
Not a firefighter, but a welder. I’ve smelled burned me on more than one occasion, and it wasn’t really “horrific” as much as “oh, so that’s what that smells like.” Could be that smelling my own burnt flesh rather than someone else’s made a difference, and that the vast majority of mine were just surface burns, but still. Just smells like burned pork.
- Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 5 weeks ago:
Stop shaving.
Haven’t shaved my face in 10 years. Haven’t had a haircut in 11 years. This is the way.