LordGimp
@LordGimp@lemm.ee
- Comment on If you were (falsely) accused of murder, but you have records of your phone at home with youtube videos being played, can you submit those records as a sort of Alibi to exonerate you? 1 day ago:
Im suggesting that police will find the evidence that best fits the narrative they’re trying to portray. If the phone helps their case, sure. If it doesn’t, or contains evidence to the contrary, there’s a decent chance it’ll get “accidentally” misplaced if it’s even collected at all. They’re out to prove your guilt, not suggest your innocence.
- Comment on If you were (falsely) accused of murder, but you have records of your phone at home with youtube videos being played, can you submit those records as a sort of Alibi to exonerate you? 1 day ago:
Does the defense attorney go out to the scene, conduct interviews, photograph items of interest, or secure custody of any evidence gathered?
It’s the police that decide what is “evidence” and attorneys argue over what they found later.
- Comment on If you were (falsely) accused of murder, but you have records of your phone at home with youtube videos being played, can you submit those records as a sort of Alibi to exonerate you? 1 day ago:
Well no, because all those phone records show is that someone was using your phone at your house during x times to watch videos. There is no verification that it’s actually you. Now, if we actually had face tracking technology to see whether or not you’re actually watching ads, that could change. But as for right now, no.
- Comment on I called to report this mysterious man but all I heard was the s̸̲͛̓t̷̫͍̦͓͕̀͛̊̓͐̉̌̄͌̓̕͝a̷̯̺͙͛̑͛͂̍̊͠t̸̢̖̫̱͖̱̃͌̽̓͛̀̚͘ỉ̶̧̬͇͊͘c̸̪̆̂͆̂͌̄̃̉͑̉͐̋͠ 2 days ago:
Don’t worry brother the last 4 are actually 4644 you can call them now
- Comment on Operation Narnia: Iran’s nuclear scientists reportedly killed simultaneously using special weapon 3 days ago:
There is no “international authority”. It’s all big stick politics out there. It’s like trying to go after a corporation in the US. The “punishments” when they break the law are fines, if that, and any admonishment not to fuck over the same person in the same way again.
Think about your boss shorting you $100. The “legal” process involves YEARS of waiting for a court date, a labor code interpreted heavily in favor of the employer, and at the end of the day, they get fines and maybe have to pay back what you rightfully earned in the first place.
Now think about what happens when you steal $100 from work. Immediate police involvement, possible arrest, absolute legal consequences even if you’re cleared years later, the presumption of guilt from everyone in society.
It’s even worse on a political stage. Nobody has the moral fortitude to step forward and fix shit because it’s broken. Everyone just waits around until the collective consciousness supports some sort of social consequence on the offender in question. That’s not even tying race or religion into the mix, which Israel loves to twist up into their particular brand of nationalism.
The civil world is simply too polite to call them out for all their shit. It’s a whole world full of chickenshit and I am tired of the stink.
- Comment on Where do I find my people 4 days ago:
Damn you beat me by 14 hours. Harley Poe has been a favorite of mine for years
- Comment on 8999 BC 5 days ago:
9000+ BC - no arrow heads
8999 BC to present - butt loads of arrowheads
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 6 days ago:
Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag
- Comment on Shooting an unarmed woman who was just trying to walk home: just LAPD things 1 week ago:
In America, you can be charged with murder if the person arresting you has a heart attack.
nbcnews.com/…/charges-dropped-guatemalan-farmwork…
So shooting anything at a cop is most likely summary execution at the scene.
- Comment on I've hated donald trump since day one but then I saw this and thought.... 2 weeks ago:
Technically correct, but definitely missing context. I picked it up watching FilmThePoliceLA Sunday when he was talking to people around the waymos before thy were set on fire.
- Comment on I've hated donald trump since day one but then I saw this and thought.... 2 weeks ago:
It’s worse than that. The waymos were originally ordered by protesters wishing to leave the area. Sheriff didn’t like that, so they asked waymo directly to lock down the cars so they couldn’t be used to “flee the area”. Waymo complied and stranded people in the middle of this mess, and the crowd decided to help them out and express their displeasure at waymo for capitulation to the gestapo. I hope whatever insurance waymo has denies all their claims and forces them to eat the loss.
- Comment on Why are American cops allowed to be morbidly obese? 2 weeks ago:
You misunderstand. Cops in the US have no legal obligation to protect OR serve anyone. Check out the NY subway guy that was attacked with a knife while cops watched from 10 feet away behind bulletproof glass. They literally hid in the conductor booth and watched this guy get stabbed in the fucking face repeatedly.
Not only did the guy survive, he actually overpowered and subdued the attacker. Guy brought a suit against the NYPD for failing to protect him when their motto at the time was literally “Protect and serve”. Long story short, the end result is that he got a real live judge to say out loud that police have no actual duty to protect you when it could endanger themselves. Coupled with your observation on the obesity of American cops, it could be argued that walking down the street to issue a ticket could be lethal for the cop in question and therefore they have no obligation to do it, they simply choose to do it out of spite.
- Comment on 🆓🆒🆗 2 weeks ago:
Check out FilmThePoliceLA. Watched his stream yesterday long enough to watch the cops run up on him, grav him, rifle through his backpack, and steal his redbulls before running off. Funniest shit I’ve seen all protest.
- Comment on What did Musk and Trump fall out over? 2 weeks ago:
It’s funny to watch Ted Faro play out IRL lmao
- Comment on If you're having difficulty figuring out how to pronounce "data," say database. 2 weeks ago:
Hana mean what mana mean and gana mean that too.
- Comment on Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic? 3 weeks ago:
Did you not see the whole ass brothel on Illium?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Bill burr does a whole bit on this. God forbid any man ever show any shred of empathy or vulnerability lest they get called a fag by all their buddies for the rest of time. That’s literally the joke.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
No it fits. Men’s mental health month should be gay pride because we all know it’s homoerotic to seek therapy as men.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Is this a gay pride joke in disguise? Because men know it’s very homoerotic to seek therapy
- Comment on Definitions 3 weeks ago:
Well it’s not infinitely long. It’s pi D’s long. With D being… well, let’s just say my “peanits”
- Comment on what’s the difference between “he died” and “he’s dead”? 3 weeks ago:
Passive speech is the cuck chair in the bedroom of british culture.
- Comment on Becoming a veterinarian is hard 3 weeks ago:
By the power of these juices combined, I summon Captain Planet in attack mode.
- Comment on What games are just objective master pieces? 3 weeks ago:
Chromehounds was the greatest mech game on shitbox 360 and you can’t change my mind.
The sheer variety in player created metas was glorious to behold. Sure, you could play how the game encouraged you to play and hang your weapons in “normal” configurations. But you could also bury whole teams in indirect fire with a triple double from across the map. You could build a little punchy boi buggy with a dick piston, cockpit, wheels, and nothing else. You could even try to sweat the meta in the chicken leg howitzer or the turtle up in the armored crab.
The only limits were creativity and spacer availability lmfaooo
- Comment on I have finished comedy 4 weeks ago:
Naw them center ones is brass
- Comment on A 19-year old cis lesbian woman was beaten unconscious and robbed after she tried to use the women's restroom at a McDonald's in Carpentersville, Illinois 4 weeks ago:
This is the take I’m surprised isn’t talked about more. If the point is to keep “male passing” people out of women’s restrooms, then you have to accept trans men as men and let them use their assigned rooms as well. Like there’s no “win” condition for the right on this argument and idk why more people aren’t pointing this out. If they’re already clutching pearls over butch looking women, what happens when Elliot page strolls in with a suit jacket and no shirt on?
- Comment on How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me 4 weeks ago:
Less than £300k for a year of repeated rape by fraud? And no charges for the officer? Sounds like imperialism to me.
- Comment on Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work? 4 weeks ago:
You know what, basically any SCP will have varying levels of scifi and fantasy tropes, or sometimes none at all. Bottom line with SCPs is that anything is possible.
- Comment on Do you think a story that mixes magic with super advanced technology can work? 4 weeks ago:
royalroad.com/…/dungeon-planet-the-healer-always-…
Found that little gem a few weeks ago and I believe it fits your ask pretty well 1:1
Honestly almost as good as my other favorite the past few years, www.royalroad.com/fiction/63759/super-supportive, but the latter seems to be more active than the former.
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 4 weeks ago:
This guy studies the old magicks
- Comment on Catchiest video game song? 4 weeks ago:
The Stupendium made an Outer Worlds song called The Fine Print that also goes hard af for either setting imo.