I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
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I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
what kind of octopus are we talking? How big?
It’s a known fact that as long as their mouth fits through the hole, the rest will follow, but it must be pretty small for it to move through your entire GI tract.
Now the spooky thing is that it’s probably intelligent enough to do it, assuming it doesn’t die somewhere along the way.
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
It’s just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
O-Diddy Where Art Thou?
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
Beaked for your pleasure
Not again.
“This is my hole!”
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from KIR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”
That was a super interesting read! Thanks!
Prove it
So’s coffee what’s your point?
Alive?
I like my coffee FrEsH.
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
Prove it
Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯
Thanks I hate it.
Sounds like the digestive system works
Don’t give people ideas.
Cheers @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net I was in need of a new fear…
Scareoused?
and call itself calamari
After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.
It was originally the colonmari
GI?
gastrointestinal
General infantry
Game Informer.
Pretty sure that’s not true…
Hey, if we can make a pencil out of leaves, cephalopods can swim through our GI tract like species 8472 through fluidic space.
The problem isn’t the space it’s the acid.
If they weren’t too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible
vore
That’s one well-trained octopus!
How much?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Stop it, you’ll make me cum