Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
Something an incredibly large number of people do not understand is that solid objects cannot pass through you: anything larger than 1-2mm will not get past the Pyloris Sphincter at the end of tour muscle.
And claims otherwise are misled bullshit.
When I was a kid, I passed a marble. It was quite painful when exiting the stomach, but I’ll never forget the sound of it hitting the porcelain afterwards.
I never threw the quarter i swallowed at 6 years old back up, doc said it likely passed. Thats hella bigger tam 1-2mm and there’s no quarters showing up on imaging… so how exactly does that work?
Not saying I don’t believe this its just that reconciling this statement with real world experience isn’t adding up.
And now I’m picturing the ‘Little Book of Calm’ getting absorbed and Bill Bailey running around looking like Jesus and quoting it. I never walked around like moose jesus so I guess I didn’t absorb it.
Coins will dissolve within a month, pass once small enough. US Quarters are Copper with a plating of Copper Nickel Alloy, all of which will dissolve in acid.
…ubc.ca/…/suspected-foreign-body-ingestion/
Looks like you typoed the unit of measure. Thats 2 cm, not mm, 10x bigger.
However, exceptions include sharp or toxic bodies, objects too large to pass through the pyloric sphincter (greater than 2×6 cm),
Explain corn in poop
An unchewed kernel is about 7.5mm in diameter.
The kernels are popped or deflated as they enter the intestines, the loose corn kernal skins pass through like so.
Huh. TIL
Could it survive the stomach acid?
Nope, that’s the point. That’s how we trick them into get eaten.
Obligatory video (click at your own risk)
what kind of octopus are we talking? How big?
It’s a known fact that as long as their mouth fits through the hole, the rest will follow, but it must be pretty small for it to move through your entire GI tract.
Now the spooky thing is that it’s probably intelligent enough to do it, assuming it doesn’t die somewhere along the way.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Stop it, you’ll make me cum
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
It’s just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.
Not again.
So’s coffee what’s your point?
Alive?
I like my coffee FrEsH.
New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯
“This is my hole!”
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from KIR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
Don’t give people ideas.
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”
That was a super interesting read! Thanks!
Prove it
vore
That’s one well-trained octopus!
GI?
General infantry
Game Informer.
gastrointestinal
How much?
Pretty sure that’s not true…
You would be correct, the Pylorus Sphincter stops anything larger than 1 to 2 millimeters in size from entering the intestines. Solids do not oass through human beings.
Hey, if we can make a pencil out of leaves, cephalopods can swim through our GI tract like species 8472 through fluidic space.
The problem isn’t the space it’s the acid.
If they weren’t too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible
For clarification, too big means larger than a millimeter for the human stomach.
Cheers @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net I was in need of a new fear…
Scareoused?
Petrified, in both senses of the word
Prove it
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
O-Diddy Where Art Thou?
In jail without bond, currently.
Thanks I hate it.
No worries, its wrong
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
Beaked for your pleasure
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
and call itself calamari
It was originally the colonmari
After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.
Sounds like the digestive system works
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And that’s why you should never trust an octopus.
You wouldn’t see us squid doing anything like that. Ick.