Octopus

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• pyrflie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    O-Diddy Where Art Thou?

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    • mjhelto@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In jail without bond, currently.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      TIL what that Coldplay song is about.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Beaked for your pleasure

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Flexible enough? Sure.

  But will it withstand my stomach acids?

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.

      My stomach is about 1.5 pH.

      You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.

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• DanglingFury@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Stop, please. I can only get so erect.

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  • TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    a small one could probably go up that too

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s just great! Now I want that :(

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• Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Prove it

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• MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”

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    • ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That was a super interesting read! Thanks!

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  • EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Prove it

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can it go the other way?

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.

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• beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from KIR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Stop it, you’ll make me cum

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• WrenHavoc@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have a stomach ache and this is not helping

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thanks I hate it.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No worries, its wrong

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• CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sounds like the digestive system works

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Something an incredibly large number of people do not understand is that solid objects cannot pass through you: anything larger than 1-2mm will not get past the Pyloris Sphincter at the end of tour muscle.

  And claims otherwise are misled bullshit.

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  • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I never threw the quarter i swallowed at 6 years old back up, doc said it likely passed. Thats hella bigger tam 1-2mm and there’s no quarters showing up on imaging… so how exactly does that work?

    Not saying I don’t believe this its just that reconciling this statement with real world experience isn’t adding up.

    And now I’m picturing the ‘Little Book of Calm’ getting absorbed and Bill Bailey running around looking like Jesus and quoting it. I never walked around like moose jesus so I guess I didn’t absorb it.

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Coins will dissolve within a month, pass once small enough. US Quarters are Copper with a plating of Copper Nickel Alloy, all of which will dissolve in acid.

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    • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      …ubc.ca/…/suspected-foreign-body-ingestion/

      Looks like you typoed the unit of measure. Thats 2 cm, not mm, 10x bigger.

      However, exceptions include sharp or toxic bodies, objects too large to pass through the pyloric sphincter (greater than 2×6 cm),

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  • Flyingpeakock@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Explain corn in poop

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      An unchewed kernel is about 7.5mm in diameter.

      The kernels are popped or deflated as they enter the intestines, the loose corn kernal skins pass through like so.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Huh. TIL

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  • Xyre@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When I was a kid, I passed a marble. It was quite painful when exiting the stomach, but I’ll never forget the sound of it hitting the porcelain afterwards.

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• DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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• DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “This is my hole!”

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• beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not again.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  and call itself calamari

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It was originally the colonmari

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• recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Could it survive the stomach acid?

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nope, that’s the point. That’s how we trick them into get eaten.

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• rsuri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Obligatory video (click at your own risk)

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So’s coffee what’s your point?

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  • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Alive?

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I like my coffee FrEsH.

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• etchinghillside@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t give people ideas.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cheers @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net I was in need of a new fear…

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Scareoused?

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Petrified, in both senses of the word

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And that’s why you should never trust an octopus.

  You wouldn’t see us squid doing anything like that. Ick.

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• KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  what kind of octopus are we talking? How big?

  It’s a known fact that as long as their mouth fits through the hole, the rest will follow, but it must be pretty small for it to move through your entire GI tract.

  Now the spooky thing is that it’s probably intelligent enough to do it, assuming it doesn’t die somewhere along the way.

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• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pretty sure that’s not true…

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  • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If they weren’t too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      For clarification, too big means larger than a millimeter for the human stomach.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You would be correct, the Pylorus Sphincter stops anything larger than 1 to 2 millimeters in size from entering the intestines. Solids do not oass through human beings.

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  • ochi_chernye@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey, if we can make a pencil out of leaves, cephalopods can swim through our GI tract like species 8472 through fluidic space.

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The problem isn’t the space it’s the acid.

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• StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯

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• Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s one well-trained octopus!

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• SwordInStone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  GI?

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  • Deershoot3r@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    gastrointestinal

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    General infantry

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Game Informer.

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• Numenor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How much?

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