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- Comment on Rock Eagle Flag 2 days ago:
Cars are useful. Cars protect children in many situations. Cars are among the things that majorly contribute to even having a food supply. Cars freedom patriotism eagles liberty-gasm!
Yet it is still possible to have cars serve those functions without giving in to the lobbies that wish to make it mandatory to get paid for shoving a car down the throat of every loony who wants one to hurt others with. Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.
- Comment on Technically, almost all video games are puzzle games. 4 days ago:
Any first-person-shooter is technically a point and click game.
- Comment on Shower thoughts are wasting water. 4 days ago:
I bet astronauts are great at showering.
- Comment on Shower thoughts are wasting water. 4 days ago:
have you ever had a shower in under two minutes and washed your whole body?
Yes. My first thought was whether there may be a “best practice” way of showering efficiently and which professions may have suggestions on that (either jobs that are very time-constrained or jobs that are tight on resources?) and whether there were more effective ways of catching the water than a bucket (maybe some elaborate tarp placement? probably not feasible. the ultimate tarp placement would be one just around the body like one of the shields in star trek or star wars. maybe one of those bubble soccer balls upside down filled with water and one showerer? rolling down a hill in a plastic hamster ball full of water would be fun. also terrifying and basically dynamic waterboarding, but fun) and that was when the two minutes ended.
- Comment on Shower thoughts are wasting water. 5 days ago:
Are you limited to either having a thought or moving your body at any given time? I hope you don’t drive cars or perform other activities that require more than zero thoughts at once.
- Comment on Baldur’s Gate 3 mod update will be Larian’s ‘final handover’ to players 1 week ago:
Yeah, but you see, they stubbornly refuse to do it for free or at least slave wages, and you can only imagine how bad that is for wotc’s shareholder value. Selfish bastards, Larian, demanding to be PAID!
- Comment on Pancakes 5 weeks ago:
Pollars.
- Comment on Ripperonis 1 month ago:
Shhhh, don’t tell Truman!
- Comment on Seems legit 1 month ago:
Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.
- Comment on Seems legit 1 month ago:
Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.
- Comment on Seems legit 1 month ago:
Apple doesn’t fall far from the
treehorse. - Comment on Seems legit 1 month ago:
A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 1 month ago:
Oh, they’d never do anything as sinister as that. That may still be illegal (if the ultra-rich lobbying hasn’t taken care of that obstacle by that point).
Instead, they’ll just make sure that whatever essential core service they’ve built a monopoly in by just muscling the poorer competitors out of the race will cease to be offered to you if you refuse to hand all your money over to them.
See also: insulin, hospital treatment, etc. This is just a new playing field to find old prey in.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 1 month ago:
Sure, the possibilities are endless, so the first thing we’ll get that has any research money and effort put into it is how to turn it into an advertising platform and then maximally enshittifying it as soon as there’s a market share to speak of.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 1 month ago:
It’s fiiiiine, I wouldn’t want a stupid brain chip that’s NOT on fire anyway. Looks much cooler and I bet that’s just how Daddy Elon planned it to be.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip 1 month ago:
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- Comment on Camelot Rule 1 month ago:
But how are the corporations then supposed to keep ripping off their wage slaves by making them afraid to ask for more or organise out of some drummed up moral concern? Huh? Didn’t consider that, did ya? Won’t somebody think of the poor, poor corporations?
- Comment on checkmate, big geology!! 1 month ago:
That’s how they got Pompeii.
- Comment on checkmate, big geology!! 1 month ago:
Okay, but what if you push it down with both your hands? Lava couldn’t get out then. Checkmate.
- Comment on Starfield: May Update 1 month ago:
May update. May not update. Who’s to say?
- Comment on Helpful diagrams 1 month ago:
Has science gone too far? Find out in the scattered audio logs left behind in the mysteriously abandoned research complex.
- Comment on space 2 months ago:
Ahummm, well actually, * adjusts monocle * time travel is not possible and since nobody has invented time machines yet, neither of these scenarios would happen in reality.
- Comment on land shrimp 2 months ago:
Yes, good point, but what worries me more is that the bullet point is missing where it says to gut the corpses and remove the cicada intestines and poop. Surely that’s standard when eating… anything really. Make it pop-free?
- Comment on Professor meow meow 2 months ago:
. . . as we are descrwebweng below . . .
- Comment on Professor meow meow 2 months ago:
Did he say YOU shouldn’t publish it or it shouldn’t be published?
- Comment on Spider cats 2 months ago:
My coworkers also always eat any frog I place between their mandibles.
- Comment on Spider cats 2 months ago:
“Yes, we’ll drop you into a pit with a gigantic predator on whose menu you usually take the top spot, BUT it might just be fine, since we’ll wrap you in the remains of another frog we flayed so that you can wear its skin.”
- Comment on Star Wars: Battlefront Classic Collection Launch Is a Disaster - IGN 3 months ago:
a multiplayer game
No.
Not *A * multiplayer game. A multiplayer STAR WARS game. And not just any multiplayer Star Wars game - no, the single best received Star Wars game of its kind in the last two decades, coupled with its prequel… And they estimated around 200 people to play it at launch.
Like.
What.
- Comment on Star Wars: Battlefront Classic Collection Launch Is a Disaster - IGN 3 months ago:
How hard is it to just release a game that works?
Harder than delivering shit and cashing in just as much. The grab&run simply is more profitable than actually putting in the work - especially since there seem to be no palpable negative consequences.
- Comment on What if we aimed the Hubble Telescope at Earth? 4 months ago:
What a comforting note to end on…