Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
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Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
Pizza the Hut!
First sounds
Pipperoni pezza
Chimi Changa
Pika chaka chimi chunga solo wooki oh oh oh!
Habba the Jut
+1000 food
Streef Boganoff
Bounty hunter
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
This is just a Bulgarian name.
Ok that one is hilarious
Neef Bachos Thad Pai Beese Churger Suna Talad Somato Toup Peal Varmesan Dotted Sp— never mind
beese churger took me out
In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
Thaddeus Pai
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we’re including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
Same here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it’s become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say “jadies and lentlemen”, and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
I’m not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they’ll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I’m not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer’s block, right?
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
Tumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
Pello Judding
Nape Gruts
Toft Saco
Treet Stacos Saco Talad Tai Chea Bothered Smurrito Mry Dartini St-Bone Teak Steef Broganoff Panilla Budding Cocolate Chake Tinnamon Coast
Sup Broganoff
You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
I really like Mry Dartini.
Teet Stracos I think. Which might be one of Luke’s buddies on that island…
Tai Chea
“Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!”
Chackin Meese
Cheef Balupa
Joppie Sloe
Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.
Chacho Neese!
Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
Chicken Curry
Cicken Churry?
Durkey Tinner
Leet Moaf
Chotato Pip
Rizza Poll
Dark Moaf sounds badass
psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?
Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
I like Indian food:
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
Cot Hoffee
This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
Boot reer
You’ll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry one like that
köner debab
Pashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes
Mig Bac
There’s a literal character already named Shu Mai.
Glup Shitto would like a word
Dhanksgiving Tinner
halama karris
Seef Btroganoff
Geef Boulash
Bongolian Meef
Seef Btew
Ceef Basserole
Geef Benderloin
Seef Boup
Seef Balad
War Stars
elvith@feddit.org 2 months ago
Truit Farts
FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No one asked about your mother.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 months ago
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…