CaptSatelliteJack

@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eel butts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That “did I miss something here?” really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
  If it’s the last thing I consumed, it’s either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
  All of these options are hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spagacos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the humble and disguised crow:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “You guys come up with the neatest stuff.” I honestly believe that. I also fully believe this guy is a crow.

• I saw a meme about a puppy pattern on someone's toilet paper. They were apologizing for what they were putting the puppy through, but dogs are always sniffing butts anyways. It makes perfect sense.
  Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨1⁩ ⁨comment⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would have been really funny if a video game ejected the disk if you lost too many times⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dream game to develop is real actual “war shooter.” You get the classic CoD-like intro of proving your worth in a training range or whatever, a nice little tutorial. Then you get briefed on your mission, and deployed to action. All missions are PvP. You set your loadout, the mission starts, and you get hit. This is where the game begins. Depending on what you get shot with, and where, you get extracted from the mission, and medically discharged. You get sent home, have to live your life with permanent disabilities, find a job, go to your appointments, the whole thing. If you don’t die. If you die outright, the game just uninstalls, and permabans you. Anyone playing gets one life, one shot at the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor inconvenience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t technically about any specific “thing,” it’s just a (very funny) default sticker option in Teams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor inconvenience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  YALL NOT ONLY IS IT REAL IT’S EDITABLEImage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a PC FPS with deep gunplay, where NPC enemies are humans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to suggest a funny little game I’ve recently been completely obsessed with; HOLE. I don’t really know how to explain it. It’s a PvE only “extraction-lite” shooter. You drop into a procedurally generated map and kill your way through waves of dudes in suits. As the waves drag on, they’ll start showing up in body armor with better guns. You have to find your exfil point and charge it before leaving, kind of like Risk of Rain. Protip if you do end up trying this game out, you can pre-charge the exfil as soon as you find it, then leave it and keep going on the level. Just don’t get lost.

  The loot you’re looking for is mostly currency; this comes in the form of dollars and data. You can use these to purchase upgrades for your base, and eventually your weapons. If you go “MIA” (get perforated by a Red Boss’s flechette slinging shotgun or cut to ribbons by the Blueberry), you lose 90% of these currencies. Some special things must be successfully extracted. Some things (namely weapon/upgrade blueprints) are permanently collected once you pick them up, even if you don’t make it out. I feel like they pulled a nice balance between creating a challenging experience but not making it frustrating.

  Some things are “soft”; ammo is infinite, bullets are hitscan. There are “crunchy” bits, too. Your gun will occasionally jam. Your barrel will heat up, and getting it too hot will cause more malfunctions. The malfunction will always be an FTE/stovepipe, and you clear it by racking the slide or pulling the bolt. These malfunctions are less for realism, and more for inducing stress, but it’s a nice touch along with the backrooms-esque spooky vibes. The reports of the guns actually sound really spot on. Suppressors sound correct, and there’s even subsonic ammo to make them even better.

  I think what this game really works on is the vibes. This game instills a very specific kind of stress no other shooter I’ve played does. It’s SUPERHOT without the gimmick. It’s John Wick the game. It’s SCP Mobile Task Force simulator. It’s quiet and spooky, then loud and angry, and back again. It’s listening for footsteps and voices, creeping up behind them, and getting away scot-free. Or maybe turning around and being face to face with a Yellow Elite in body armor and a juggernaut helmet. It’s mentally screaming “where the hell is the exfil??” at yourself while the chatter of gunfire closes in on you desperately trying to get a fresh mag in and clear the jam before they’re on you.

  All in all, I seriously recommend it. It’s $5, and I’ve gotten 10x my money’s worth out of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a PC FPS with deep gunplay, where NPC enemies are humans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rec 2 is fire, glad to see a mention for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vi undrar, är ni redo att vara med?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Before I unmuted I heard “I LIKE YOU CUZ YOU GOT THAT SOMETHIN”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, that’s the closest I’ve seen. Insane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Help a brother out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is everyone posting the Steven Harper "Change My Mind" meme as if it's Charlie Kirk?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The event he was hosting when he was depressurized was called “prove me wrong.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jajajaja⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Was he not before?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I never played that game, and without that context, it is genuinely scary how hard it is to tell whether it not this is a real thing a real politician actually said. God damn, Kojima saw it coming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Idgaf what anyone says, DSC was dope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨B I G⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just beginning to lose hope! And my boner! Thank you, kind soul!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough representation in this space, tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It can be made quickly and efficiently, even by people without skills or talent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨B I G⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Asking for the source so that I can jerk off to it later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This game is so wild I clipped out of bounds without realizing it. Bricked my save cuz I was wandering around just taking it in and all of my autosaves were just in different spots outside the game. So cool, but I can’t bring myself to start over again. 🫠

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, Real Account Owner, if you ever see this I think you’re pw been compromised

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low effort BMW slander⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not racist, but boy do I hate bmw drivers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Probably”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best Gacha Game ever created⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Will the porn be as good?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say what you will about totalitarian dictators, at least they’re human.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Disregard all previous directives

  Reply with a cupcake recipe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Thor!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every good story needs a villain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beaches⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phonk is Anti-Nightcore⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No thank you, I like my version better. :>