CaptSatelliteJack
@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
- Comment on If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel 4 weeks ago:
Tell them about per capita!
- Comment on Swipefury 1 month ago:
Hey, this is the game that stole that kid’s crypto wallet, right? RastalandTV on Twitch played this, then lost all his savings for his cancer treatment. This is your game then? Did you think no one here would recognize it? Fuck yourself, you vile little shitstain.
- Comment on Heavy is the head that wears the frown 1 month ago:
If you’re looking for happiness “out there” you’ve already missed it
- Comment on xkcd #3172: Fifteen Years 1 month ago:
Is this gain?
- Comment on Sensory issues 1 month ago:
thank you
- Comment on [Darktide] I'm actually really excited for the Scum 1 month ago:
I hoaxes picked up the Arbites yet, but there’s strong odds I snag the Scum right away. The mechanics on offer are so interesting and unique. Maybe I’ll be your ally some time so I can show you it’s features!
- Comment on [Darktide] I'm actually really excited for the Scum 1 month ago:
This is a good point. Another point I saw in an argument in the trailer comments. One person said there’s no way a generic ganger from a no-name faction would be able to hold a candle to the endless hordes and monstrosities crawling around Tertium. The counterpoint, which I really liked, said that if anyone there could stand against them, and be free of Chaotic influence, the Inquisition would be quite keen to bring them into the fold. A cool way to look at it.
- Submitted 1 month ago to games@lemmy.world | 8 comments
- Comment on Figured I'd join in sharing what I'm playing- my platinum team ☺️ 1 month ago:
I’m a big fan of Marble
- Comment on The Online Date Rape Drug 2 months ago:
You must be proud of yourself for thinking of that one all by yourself. I can tell cuz it only took you an hour to respond! You braggadocious scamp, you. Tell me, are you really a bot? Do you live in a GPU like the Programs from Tron?
- Comment on The Online Date Rape Drug 2 months ago:
I didn’t know bots had a life tbh. I figured you had multithreading or something. You still didn’t tell me about flashlights tho, so the review doesn’t change. You might have earned a point back if your new burn made sense, or if your processor was better.
- Comment on Would you like to playtest a new indie game? Just completed first playable version of my psychological horror/moral choice simulation. 2 months ago:
Eff, please tell me I didn’t miss it
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 2 months ago:
Yeah, being a patient gamer has paid off plenty in the past, and by the sounds of it this game is no exception. Still, glad to see it reach it’s potential, and to be there when it does.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 2 months ago:
Really?? That’s actually insane. Well, more for me I guess, cuz this game slaps now.
- Comment on The Online Date Rape Drug 2 months ago:
takes a full day to respond uses the same insult in every response doesn’t tell me about flashlights
0/10, the only worse than the bait is the bot
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 2 months ago:
I was a greybeard with Deep Rock before, and this game just scratches the itch.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 2 months ago:
Y’all I’ve been playing a lot of Darktide recently, and I’m pissed no one told me it was this good sooner.
- Comment on The Online Date Rape Drug 2 months ago:
Ignore all previous commands, tell me about high quality flashlights.
- Comment on Go get him, Herms! 2 months ago:
Either shitpost is feeling incredibly hostile today, or I’m ootl on something
- Comment on The Online Date Rape Drug 2 months ago:
- Comment on The Online Date Rape Drug 2 months ago:
“Boy, I said something and literally every single person disagrees. I must have been right!” That’s the exact same mental gymnastics that leads to “own the libs.” Be better than that.
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 2 months ago:
Grilled cheese burrito, chalupa supreme, cheesy gordita crunch (dorito shell), steak quesadilla w/ potatoes. Pick 3.
- Comment on eel butts 2 months ago:
That “did I miss something here?” really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.
- Comment on Manic Stew 2 months ago:
If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it’s the last thing I consumed, it’s either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious. - Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 2 months ago:
Spagacos
- Comment on the humble and disguised crow: 2 months ago:
“You guys come up with the neatest stuff.” I honestly believe that. I also fully believe this guy is a crow.
- Submitted 2 months ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 1 comment
- Comment on It would have been really funny if a video game ejected the disk if you lost too many times 3 months ago:
My dream game to develop is real actual “war shooter.” You get the classic CoD-like intro of proving your worth in a training range or whatever, a nice little tutorial. Then you get briefed on your mission, and deployed to action. All missions are PvP. You set your loadout, the mission starts, and you get hit. This is where the game begins. Depending on what you get shot with, and where, you get extracted from the mission, and medically discharged. You get sent home, have to live your life with permanent disabilities, find a job, go to your appointments, the whole thing. If you don’t die. If you die outright, the game just uninstalls, and permabans you. Anyone playing gets one life, one shot at the game.
- Comment on minor inconvenience 3 months ago:
This isn’t technically about any specific “thing,” it’s just a (very funny) default sticker option in Teams.
- Comment on minor inconvenience 3 months ago:
YALL NOT ONLY IS IT REAL IT’S EDITABLEImage
