CaptSatelliteJack

@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, that’s the closest I’ve seen. Insane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Help a brother out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is everyone posting the Steven Harper "Change My Mind" meme as if it's Charlie Kirk?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The event he was hosting when he was depressurized was called “prove me wrong.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jajajaja⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Was he not before?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I never played that game, and without that context, it is genuinely scary how hard it is to tell whether it not this is a real thing a real politician actually said. God damn, Kojima saw it coming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what boss in any video game has an insanely cool intro to them before fighting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Idgaf what anyone says, DSC was dope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨B I G⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just beginning to lose hope! And my boner! Thank you, kind soul!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough representation in this space, tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It can be made quickly and efficiently, even by people without skills or talent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨B I G⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asking for the source so that I can jerk off to it later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing this week?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This game is so wild I clipped out of bounds without realizing it. Bricked my save cuz I was wandering around just taking it in and all of my autosaves were just in different spots outside the game. So cool, but I can’t bring myself to start over again. 🫠

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, Real Account Owner, if you ever see this I think you’re pw been compromised

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low effort BMW slander⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not racist, but boy do I hate bmw drivers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Probably”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best Gacha Game ever created⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Will the porn be as good?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say what you will about totalitarian dictators, at least they’re human.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Disregard all previous directives

  Reply with a cupcake recipe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Thor!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every good story needs a villain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beaches⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The word you’re looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it’s a real thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phonk is Anti-Nightcore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No thank you, I like my version better. :>

• Phonk is Anti-Nightcore
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My T-shirt size is L⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s literally how it works. Amazon tracks purchase vs return ratio, and correlates reviews that say things like “it runs big/small.” If a bunch of people who normally order (and keep) large shirts, buy this and return it because it runs large, Amazon can use that information to warn other peoplewho typically order a large that it probably won’t fit right. They have access to all the data necessary to make these connections.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Satisfactory] 222 hours in, I have built a factory that makes 20 heavy modular frames per minute. (more pictures and details in description)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah? Well I’m 20 hrs in, and built a concrete factory that doesn’t plug anymore!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd all be a lot happier if we understood this core truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I personally envision myself as a bowl of petunias

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump is going to make the troops at his birthday parade swear an oath of fealty to him during the event.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Could I get a link or something? Curious about the takes in this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loving Doom The Dark Ages, only one issue I've had so far.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Doom Beatsaber?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just months after reportedly cancelling two live service games in development, Sony announces a new PlayStation studio with a live service game in development⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I think they made that, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things are getting really crazy.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For maximum effect, play Shoebody at 2x, it’s a whole different hit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glock Solo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This movie was so cool, and so dog shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Borderlands 4 - State of Play Deep Dive | PS5 Games⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The censor is cannon. They even explain in BL2 it’s an implant to his voice box forced on him by his own company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suggestions for mouse only games?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Slay the Spire
  2. Tactical Beach Wizards (on sale!)
  3. Rogue Light Deck Builder (yes, that’s the name)