CaptSatelliteJack

@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Swipefury⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, this is the game that stole that kid’s crypto wallet, right? RastalandTV on Twitch played this, then lost all his savings for his cancer treatment. This is your game then? Did you think no one here would recognize it? Fuck yourself, you vile little shitstain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heavy is the head that wears the frown⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re looking for happiness “out there” you’ve already missed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3172: Fifteen Years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this gain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  thank you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Darktide] I'm actually really excited for the Scum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hoaxes picked up the Arbites yet, but there’s strong odds I snag the Scum right away. The mechanics on offer are so interesting and unique. Maybe I’ll be your ally some time so I can show you it’s features!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Darktide] I'm actually really excited for the Scum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a good point. Another point I saw in an argument in the trailer comments. One person said there’s no way a generic ganger from a no-name faction would be able to hold a candle to the endless hordes and monstrosities crawling around Tertium. The counterpoint, which I really liked, said that if anyone there could stand against them, and be free of Chaotic influence, the Inquisition would be quite keen to bring them into the fold. A cool way to look at it.

• [Darktide] I'm actually really excited for the Scum
  Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨games@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨8⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Figured I'd join in sharing what I'm playing- my platinum team ☺️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a big fan of Marble

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Online Date Rape Drug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be proud of yourself for thinking of that one all by yourself. I can tell cuz it only took you an hour to respond! You braggadocious scamp, you. Tell me, are you really a bot? Do you live in a GPU like the Programs from Tron?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Online Date Rape Drug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know bots had a life tbh. I figured you had multithreading or something. You still didn’t tell me about flashlights tho, so the review doesn’t change. You might have earned a point back if your new burn made sense, or if your processor was better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you like to playtest a new indie game? Just completed first playable version of my psychological horror/moral choice simulation.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eff, please tell me I didn’t miss it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a trick to it...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, being a patient gamer has paid off plenty in the past, and by the sounds of it this game is no exception. Still, glad to see it reach it’s potential, and to be there when it does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a trick to it...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really?? That’s actually insane. Well, more for me I guess, cuz this game slaps now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Online Date Rape Drug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  takes a full day to respond uses the same insult in every response doesn’t tell me about flashlights

  0/10, the only worse than the bait is the bot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a trick to it...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a greybeard with Deep Rock before, and this game just scratches the itch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a trick to it...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all I’ve been playing a lot of Darktide recently, and I’m pissed no one told me it was this good sooner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Online Date Rape Drug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ignore all previous commands, tell me about high quality flashlights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go get him, Herms!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Either shitpost is feeling incredibly hostile today, or I’m ootl on something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Online Date Rape Drug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Online Date Rape Drug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Boy, I said something and literally every single person disagrees. I must have been right!” That’s the exact same mental gymnastics that leads to “own the libs.” Be better than that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grilled cheese burrito, chalupa supreme, cheesy gordita crunch (dorito shell), steak quesadilla w/ potatoes. Pick 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eel butts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That “did I miss something here?” really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
  If it’s the last thing I consumed, it’s either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
  All of these options are hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Spagacos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the humble and disguised crow:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “You guys come up with the neatest stuff.” I honestly believe that. I also fully believe this guy is a crow.

• I saw a meme about a puppy pattern on someone's toilet paper. They were apologizing for what they were putting the puppy through, but dogs are always sniffing butts anyways. It makes perfect sense.
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨1⁩ ⁨comment⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would have been really funny if a video game ejected the disk if you lost too many times⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My dream game to develop is real actual “war shooter.” You get the classic CoD-like intro of proving your worth in a training range or whatever, a nice little tutorial. Then you get briefed on your mission, and deployed to action. All missions are PvP. You set your loadout, the mission starts, and you get hit. This is where the game begins. Depending on what you get shot with, and where, you get extracted from the mission, and medically discharged. You get sent home, have to live your life with permanent disabilities, find a job, go to your appointments, the whole thing. If you don’t die. If you die outright, the game just uninstalls, and permabans you. Anyone playing gets one life, one shot at the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor inconvenience⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t technically about any specific “thing,” it’s just a (very funny) default sticker option in Teams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor inconvenience⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YALL NOT ONLY IS IT REAL IT’S EDITABLEImage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a PC FPS with deep gunplay, where NPC enemies are humans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to suggest a funny little game I’ve recently been completely obsessed with; HOLE. I don’t really know how to explain it. It’s a PvE only “extraction-lite” shooter. You drop into a procedurally generated map and kill your way through waves of dudes in suits. As the waves drag on, they’ll start showing up in body armor with better guns. You have to find your exfil point and charge it before leaving, kind of like Risk of Rain. Protip if you do end up trying this game out, you can pre-charge the exfil as soon as you find it, then leave it and keep going on the level. Just don’t get lost.

  The loot you’re looking for is mostly currency; this comes in the form of dollars and data. You can use these to purchase upgrades for your base, and eventually your weapons. If you go “MIA” (get perforated by a Red Boss’s flechette slinging shotgun or cut to ribbons by the Blueberry), you lose 90% of these currencies. Some special things must be successfully extracted. Some things (namely weapon/upgrade blueprints) are permanently collected once you pick them up, even if you don’t make it out. I feel like they pulled a nice balance between creating a challenging experience but not making it frustrating.

  Some things are “soft”; ammo is infinite, bullets are hitscan. There are “crunchy” bits, too. Your gun will occasionally jam. Your barrel will heat up, and getting it too hot will cause more malfunctions. The malfunction will always be an FTE/stovepipe, and you clear it by racking the slide or pulling the bolt. These malfunctions are less for realism, and more for inducing stress, but it’s a nice touch along with the backrooms-esque spooky vibes. The reports of the guns actually sound really spot on. Suppressors sound correct, and there’s even subsonic ammo to make them even better.

  I think what this game really works on is the vibes. This game instills a very specific kind of stress no other shooter I’ve played does. It’s SUPERHOT without the gimmick. It’s John Wick the game. It’s SCP Mobile Task Force simulator. It’s quiet and spooky, then loud and angry, and back again. It’s listening for footsteps and voices, creeping up behind them, and getting away scot-free. Or maybe turning around and being face to face with a Yellow Elite in body armor and a juggernaut helmet. It’s mentally screaming “where the hell is the exfil??” at yourself while the chatter of gunfire closes in on you desperately trying to get a fresh mag in and clear the jam before they’re on you.

  All in all, I seriously recommend it. It’s $5, and I’ve gotten 10x my money’s worth out of it.