CaptSatelliteJack
@CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol
- Comment on Someone tell frieren flat is justice. 6 days ago:
Mama didn’t raise no liar
- Comment on What exactly are they teaching in our schools? 4 weeks ago:
My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.
- Comment on Favorite Racing Game Soundtrack? 4 weeks ago:
While not a racing game in the traditional sense, the soundtrack for I Am Your Beast is what cocaine sounds like. Listen to Negative Time without vibing, I bet you can’t.
- Comment on Me getting ready to deal with all the bungholes that exist outside of my basement 5 weeks ago:
Sometimes I go to the bathroom solely to wipe the sweat from my asscrack/taint. I call it Operation Sweaty Bunghole. This is the first and only time I’ve ever discussed it outside of my own mind.
- Comment on How do I make a phone call to (not from) an elevator speaker, just like what a debt collector once did? 1 month ago:
I was helping someone move and the elevator in the apartment received a call from “Walmart” saying they were trying to verify a charge for a PS5 Super Deluxe edition plus controller, and to give them a call back. Y’know the emergency call button in an elevator, and how it says when the light is flashing someone has answered the call? It was flashing. Very weird.
- Comment on Introducing Battlefield Labs | Battlefield Studios 1 month ago:
I know I’m late to the party, but have you tried battlebit? It actually is pretty good.
- Comment on You don't want to be sentenced to The Spire, right? 1 month ago:
The Spire? Send me there, that I may Slay it by throwing my deck into the void and making it spontaneously explode.
- Comment on Unshakable 2 months ago:
C’mon, she’s just a kid!
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 2 months ago:
Roboquest! I got my first completed run just in time!
- Comment on Tell her 3 months ago:
Beat it too hard, like pounding a tent stake too far into the dirt
- Comment on *Heart Racing* 3 months ago:
Me whenever my gf bends over to pick something up
- Comment on pump up the jamz 4 months ago:
The only correct answer is Excision and Downlink’s absolutely legendary Existence VIP
- Comment on My little buddy (pack of 12) 5 months ago:
I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies
- Comment on 🧿👄🧿 y'all need to step up ur game 5 months ago:
Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I’ve ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.