cross-posted from: lemmy.ml/post/19628702
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screenshot of this bluesky post (which you can read without logging in here) from
@comraderobot.bsky.social
(“Notorious RBMK”) saying: > my friend who still lives in palo alto gave me permission to share this mailer he got. > > there’s unhinged and then there’s tech unhinged image in post has two photos of people wearing EEG electrodes, one xray of a human head, an EEG data plot over a silhouette of a head, and this text: > REM sleep is the next Al > > The upcoming era of physical reality integrated with dream worlds advanced by the REMspace startup > > - Controlling a smart home from dreams > - Transferring speech from dreams > - Controlling virtual cars from dreams > - Interacting with dream worlds using brain implants > - Social media for sharing dream journals > - Smart sleep masks powered by Al > - Many other breakthroughs from our lab (videos and tech) > > Don’t miss the pitch of the year for potential partners and investors > > Aug 29th Palo Alto Above the image is an (inaccurate) BlueSky label saying “Possible tumblr screenshot” with a “hide” button.–
the guy behind this startup:
- (CW bloody photos) “I confirm the information published in the Daily Mail. On May 17, 2023, I performed by myself trepanation, electrode implantation, and electrical stimulation of my brain’s motor cortex. I needed it to test brain stimulation during lucid dreaming”
- newsweek.com/russian-implants-chip-brain-control-…
narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Even if all of that worked, why would I want it?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You don’t want it.
But the people who can put ads on your dreams want it.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Does anyone else remember Microsoft’s amazingly tone deaf slide deck about how integrating their systems and making thing seamless across multiple platforms including mobile phones and laptops would allow people to work during any/every spare moment in their lives, like while commuting?
Businesses want to own every moment of your life not strictly required for continued existence. If they can normalize using sleep time for extra “passive” income by using your dream power or by just renting out “spare” brain computation power, they will.
xavier666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
CEO: “Did you know that people can do basic work during REM? And they won’t even feel like they have worked after waking up. We can boost employee productivity by 40%!!”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hustle mindset. 25/8 work ethic, baby. It is actually incredibly cool and fun to be a cog in the corporate machine. Liberty! Whiskey! Sexy! They’re giving out the good soma when you work in the Dream Mines, baby! Get with the program!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You really don’t have any interest in controlling virtual cars with your dreams? That alone has me signing up as an investor.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
i hope you’re joking but if you’re not i assume you live in the bay area? if you want to go to their pitch tonight, here’s its eventbrite.
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Interactive dream worlds is essentially full dive vr. I guess you could just not use it, and while you’re dreaming about losing your teeth, I’ll be living through whatever movie I picked before going to bed.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Expecting any part of the brain to work that simply is foolish. We already know that REM sleep does a lot of the lifting for forming long term memories and processing complex input from your waking hours. Not to mention the importance of it for actual rest/recharging so you aren’t an exhausted zombie all the time.
Sounds like a wonderful idea to just fuck around with that.