jewbacca117
@jewbacca117@lemmy.world
- Comment on We've all done it and it never ends well 18 hours ago:
If you send an email that says “Do not reply all” to 200,000 people, its your own damn fault
- Comment on There's a lot of freedom at first as a soldier to realize that you could put down so much evil in the world until you realize you might actually be putting evil into the world. 2 days ago:
On a scale of 1-10 how high are you right now?
- Comment on Is my shampoo smelling like fruit or is my fruit tasting like shampoo? 2 days ago:
How do you know that your fruit tastes like shampoo if you haven’t eaten any shampoo?
I can tell you from past experience that fruit scented shampoo, does not, in fact, taste like fruit. Maybe recipes have changed and yours does. Only one way to find out!
- Comment on YOLO should really be used as a caution, like "Wear your seatbelt, dumbass. YOLO!" 2 days ago:
It’s a county in the central valley of California where a firework warehouse recently exploded
- Comment on Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist? 1 week ago:
Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes
- Comment on Fun!!!! :) 1 week ago:
- Comment on Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist? 1 week ago:
I can’t tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?
- Comment on The Education Crisis: How AI Is Failing Students for the Future Job Market 1 week ago:
What future?
- Comment on Parents who don't realize their kids listen to everything that they say 1 week ago:
What is “DEE MEAT”?
- Comment on Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped 1 week ago:
ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
- Comment on I'm just better than you 2 weeks ago:
You’re in her dms I’m also in her dms We don’t know about each other because that’s how dms work
- Comment on Most soups are just more watery hot bread dips 2 weeks ago:
Really, every food is a soup
- Comment on Lunar pits 2 weeks ago:
you just gotta properly spread it open
- Comment on It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true 3 weeks ago:
Just use a shoebox like the rest of us
- Comment on Soon you will be dealing with this at your supermarket check out shaming you to "donate" 3 weeks ago:
I was told at my last job I couldn’t ask people to donate to our tax write off
- Comment on I'm down 3 weeks ago:
“And he’s afraid of shiny things”
- Comment on 🥰new stick ons 🥰🥰🩷🩷 3 weeks ago:
I’m at a loss for words
- Comment on Best way to drink coke? 3 weeks ago:
Get a spoon to keep it extra classy
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 3 weeks ago:
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
- Comment on This is roller lad discrimination! 3 weeks ago:
Skat boarding?
- Comment on Very small deal 4 weeks ago:
Probably due to the drain being on the back of the boat towards the bottom. Bath tubs don’t get towed on a trailer at 60 mph.
- Comment on Best selling toy 4 weeks ago:
I will always hear that sound in my head. Best scene in the movie.
- Comment on You fell off man, get better memes 4 weeks ago:
Well shit, now my car has 37 thrusters attached to the left side
- Comment on Protip: 4 weeks ago:
Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete
- Comment on Be the lion 5 weeks ago:
Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you’re dead.
- Comment on Necessary exercise for this community 5 weeks ago:
And doesn’t skip leg day
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 5 weeks ago:
That’s not a very high bar, boomer.
- Comment on Mindfulness 5 weeks ago:
Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.
- Comment on Mindfulness 5 weeks ago:
As opposed to standing up to wipe?
- Comment on Steps To Navigate Discord 5 weeks ago:
My relationship actually got better once we switched to communicating entirely over Discord
