jewbacca117
@jewbacca117@lemmy.world
- Comment on Most soups are just more watery hot bread dips 1 hour ago:
Really, every food is a soup
- Comment on Lunar pits 2 days ago:
you just gotta properly spread it open
- Comment on It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true 3 days ago:
Just use a shoebox like the rest of us
- Comment on Soon you will be dealing with this at your supermarket check out shaming you to "donate" 4 days ago:
I was told at my last job I couldn’t ask people to donate to our tax write off
- Comment on I'm down 5 days ago:
“And he’s afraid of shiny things”
- Comment on 🥰new stick ons 🥰🥰🩷🩷 5 days ago:
I’m at a loss for words
- Comment on Best way to drink coke? 5 days ago:
Get a spoon to keep it extra classy
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 6 days ago:
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
- Comment on This is roller lad discrimination! 1 week ago:
Skat boarding?
- Comment on Very small deal 1 week ago:
Probably due to the drain being on the back of the boat towards the bottom. Bath tubs don’t get towed on a trailer at 60 mph.
- Comment on Best selling toy 1 week ago:
I will always hear that sound in my head. Best scene in the movie.
- Comment on You fell off man, get better memes 1 week ago:
Well shit, now my car has 37 thrusters attached to the left side
- Comment on Protip: 1 week ago:
Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete
- Comment on Be the lion 2 weeks ago:
Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you’re dead.
- Comment on Necessary exercise for this community 3 weeks ago:
And doesn’t skip leg day
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 3 weeks ago:
That’s not a very high bar, boomer.
- Comment on Mindfulness 3 weeks ago:
Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.
- Comment on Mindfulness 3 weeks ago:
As opposed to standing up to wipe?
- Comment on Steps To Navigate Discord 3 weeks ago:
My relationship actually got better once we switched to communicating entirely over Discord
- Comment on Strategies To Eradicate Marital Disharmony 3 weeks ago:
Not enough beans. 2/10
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 3 weeks ago:
I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 3 weeks ago:
It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 4 weeks ago:
What’s a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?
- Comment on WTF is a rural town in the USA? 4 weeks ago:
Lived in Sidney, NE when I was super young. Population 6,000 and ain’t shirt around it but corn, missile silos, I-80, and the occasional train derailment.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 4 weeks ago:
I suppose that’s what I get for commenting first thing in the morning! No point fixing it now, it’s too funny.
I may just start writing “Deer god” anyways because that is so majestic.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 4 weeks ago:
Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?
- Comment on Star Trek systems should use IPv6 4 weeks ago:
At the rate IPv6 adoption is going, I wouldn’t get my hopes up.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
If say only you physical body teleports, leaving behind a pile of clothes, the contents of your digestive tract, and contact lenses. You arrive naked, hungry, and blind.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.