Hunger
Submitted 8 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Jackcooper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
Duranie@literature.cafe 8 months ago
Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”
Son - “But I’m not hungry”
Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”
ickplant@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I intensely dislike you right now.
Arcity@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Amazing
li10@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Why the fuck would you say that
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…
You’re welcome.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 months ago
Ah, the ol dickteeth.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
dingus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Delete this
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There would definitely be sexual implications
ickplant@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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Dnn@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Never blow someone while hungry!
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks
Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 months ago
The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.
It’d be like a gustatory strip tease
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.
ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s just foreplay.
Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Fucking millennials.
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t know how to recover from this
ickplant@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s the thing, you don’t.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.
ignotum@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain
Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.
And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.
z500@startrek.website 8 months ago
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
GluWu@lemm.ee 8 months ago
So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.
CbtB@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Making out would be amazing!
mvirts@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.
archomrade@midwest.social 8 months ago
Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s my secret…
I’m always hungry
heavy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Sounds like a fun idea for that movie Everything Everywhere All at Once
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 8 months ago
that movie is sooooo good!!
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 8 months ago
Put the request on github for the next release
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thanks I hate it
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 months ago
Wait, that's not normal?
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This sounds like it would make a good nightmare.
FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
I’m betting my man would be pretty happy and keep me well fed.
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t know how to recover from this
baatliwala@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Imagine the oral fetishes that would come out of this
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Pavlov wouldn’t need a dog for this.
just look at those smiles at food commercials.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is what afflicts Boomhauer.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Would be great to loose wait. I’d never be able to eat a whole bag of crisps right after diner, ever again.
wetferret@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maybe that’s my secret … I’m always hungry.
Mac@mander.xyz 8 months ago
it would probably be easier to avoid over consumption.
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Counterpoint: I can bite my tongue even when I am full.
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 8 months ago
excellent work
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Depends on the delivery method.
In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.
In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are orange.
In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.
In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.
At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Too lazy.