GluWu

@GluWu@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I be #5?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are probably fediverse instances being run by governments for surveillance purposes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear Feds, My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you’re reading this comment, I’m probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was… astounded. I… I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn’t want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess… I guess you call it a “hit” – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated s-icide, but I’m a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in “Blood Money.”] I can’t take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk and Taylor Swift can now hide details of their private jets/// Private aircraft owners can now ask the FAA to keep their registration information out of the public eye.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How about drones? If you don’t want all of your information avaible online and don’t want remoteid to directly tell anyone and everyone where you live you can request not to do any of that stuff, right? Oh no, this is just for rich people flying in private jets that can transport humans and tons of cargo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 is closing a loophole that let you skip making a Microsoft account⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My vr driving Sim rig just works in windows, the most I’ve ever had to do is map my shifter in game. Steamvr, hardware drivers, the actual games, it all just works without doing anything. Plug and play. I’m sure I can get it all working in Linux, eventually. I was(trying to) gaming on Ubuntu 10.04 with wine. I was first batch steamdeck and the amount of progress with gaming I’ve seen thanks to valve and proton means I’ll be coming back. But I’m just waiting for steamOS to be open release. But I am a KDE head so honestly I’ll end up whatever distro that does proton and KDE by the end of this year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm old⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I played so much Minecraft with the clit mouse on a old dell laptop. Its was awesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luxury bones? In *this* economy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People born in the 50s bought properties they didn’t need or use and didn’t sell them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hungy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait until June once I finish paying off those 2 pizzas I ordered for Christmas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TALLY HO!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss the YouTube rabbit hole so much. I would genuinely pay to have the 2010 YouTube algorithm, or lack of, back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything before 9/11 is fake news.

  Computers, never invented.

  AIDs and the cure for it, never happened.

  Bill Clinton, I mean cmon, doesn’t fucking exist.

  I’m old enough to remember when they were making all this stuff up. Like 2 whole world wars, yeah, right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels wandering into different bubbles sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m immune to propaganda because I consume all of it. Can’t taste anything when everything is blended together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Romantic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You’ll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am a meat crayon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's so negative. He's so weird.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And, upon this day, it was proclaimed, deez, deres, and all of deys nuts shall be fat and got. For our shared burden, and the sag of our scrotums, is a blessing bestowed by the Uncle, The nephew, and my friend Jeff who you guys don’t know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Developer creates endless Wikipedia feed to fight algorithm addiction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Saw this posted in a ADHD com a few days back. Every comment was just like “oh no…”. I opened it and like 20 minutes later realized, oh no. I can and have spent many entire days just reading Wikipedia and following linked subjects. So much so I run out in areas. I can’t handle a lot of visual and audio stimulation, short form content is such a nightmare for me, can’t watch it. But give me pages of the most dense info and I’m hooked. I just need the option to download every paper referenced from every Wikipedia page I visit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old-fashioned love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does a 98 Toyota corrola count as a house?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yay⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Even though it pains my soul, I close all my tabs at the end of the day at work. That way I get paid to find the same stuff the next day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SAD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reported for misinformation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bae?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think bananax sounds better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human anteaters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t say I can smell if there’s a single ant in the other room, but I can absolutely smell if there are ants. And I hate if I have to sweep them out do anything because they really pop off in distress. Its crazy how such a tiny thing can smell so bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But I wanna⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did like 2 hours of work today and spent the other 8 reading about aromatic polyamide synthesis. The IT guy also walked past my desk an unusual amount. The DEA you can’t have fun list did come up during research. I fucking hate the war on drugs, because I can’t make plastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow! Doom really can run on anything!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wow! Doom really can run on anything!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These are cultivated nopales. They grow lots of new pads every year for harvest. This is like scratching a picture on a apple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s weird seeing how “the algorithm” has genuinely only made things worse. Falling into the YouTube rabbit hole was a thing, and it was entirely organic. From the loose connections of topics, you could start from any feel good funny video, and end in detailed documentary about MK Ultra.

  The best algorithm was no algorithm and there’s no way of ever going back to that. I feel pretty lucky to have experienced the internet before it became everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporate greed is killing RuneScape. What do people play instead?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OSRS was in the $4 per month range for me when I played it when it wasn’t OS. I never got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this shitpost enough⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All spooky dookies have creepy peepee, but not all creepy peepees have spooky dooky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clipped it blud⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  o7

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return to office perks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If there were hotdog water kcups I could fit in at work.