GluWu
@GluWu@lemm.ee
- Comment on Lemmy's major collective account cake days are coming up soon. 5 days ago:
How about denim day? Bean jean day? Thigh high day? Cake is a lie, let’s celebrate real linux twinks.
- Comment on I'm shy 5 days ago:
/smooooooch/
- Comment on iFixit hails replaceable LPCAMM2 laptop memory as a 'big deal' 5 days ago:
My dedicated AI machine uses 1866mhz DDR3. Consumers don’t know what they need and will buy whatever the latest new thing is. Smart phones are so dumb. Like wow, your brand new $2500 phone has a benchmark 4x faster than my refurbished $250 phone. Now tell me what you do with all that power. “…well I save 27ms per Instagram post which adds up with how much I use it”. I want to run headfirst into a brick wall.
- Comment on Here’s How That Disney 360° Treadmill Works 1 week ago:
I wonder what it feels like to lay down naked on this thing and have it spin you around.
- Comment on Autonomous excavator constructs dry stone wall 1 week ago:
AI won’t take MY job, I’m safe. And I’m gonna go cry.
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- Comment on He may try to sleep with you 1 week ago:
FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.
- Comment on Bröther 1 week ago:
If God wanted you to take medication, he wouldn’t have made mania so fun.
- Comment on He may try to sleep with you 1 week ago:
Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Epic Games bought Bandcamp in March 2022 for $273 million
[Bandcamp co-founder Ethan] Diamond was not aware of Epic’s plan to sell Bandcamp to Songtradr until as soon as the night before the deal was announced.
During the weeks that followed, Bandcamp’s union, which represented about half of the company at the time, called on Songtradr to voluntarily recognize the union while it also negotiated with Epic over how the layoffs to union members would be handled. For example, the game publisher said that no employee who received an offer from Songtradr would remain eligible for Epic’s severance package.
The two companies agreed to an “asset sale” of Bandcamp rather than a “stock sale.” This meant that Songtradr was only acquiring the technology and platform, rather than the company as a whole, including its staff.
“Of those laid off, 40 were in the union bargaining unit out of a total 67 members,” it wrote. “None of the eight (8) democratically elected bargaining team members received a job offer…"
- Comment on Rabbit R1 AI box revealed to just be an Android app 1 week ago:
They aren’t trying to have a conversation, they’re trying to convince themselves that the things they don’t understand are bad and they’re making the right choice by not using it. They’ll be the boomers that needed millennials to send emails for them. Been through that so I just pretend I don’t understand AI. I feel bad for the zoomers and genas that will be running AI and futilely trying to explain how easy it is. Its been a solid 150 years of extremely rapid invention and innovation of disruptive technology. But THIS is the one that actually won’t be disruptive.
- Comment on All the ways streaming services are aggravating their subscribers this week 1 week ago:
Where the fuck is this all heading? There isn’t any new medium to deliver media to people that will revolutionize content delivery. It’s already delivered directly to the device its viewed on. Back to $20 per individual movie like DVDs were before streaming took off? Except 10 more steps away from actual ownership of what you buy?
- Comment on I like this text. In which Lemmy community can I best share it ? Thanks. 2 weeks ago:
Curated tumblr, microblog memes, Lemmy being wholesome, 196, lots of places it could fit and be appreciated.
- Comment on beans 2 weeks ago:
Its been 37 years and I’m still hunting the man that stole my foreskin.
- Comment on My phone is just one big shitpost 2 weeks ago:
I got my name and details blacklisted by scam baiting, back before that was even a thing. I was used to just playing along with spam calls on the landline for my parents. Once cell phones and mass spam calls hit I had a lot of fun for a while, but at some point I was full blown blacklisted. In the last ~10 years I’ve only gotten the occasional car warranty call from someone who bought wrong data(cars I don’t own).
- Comment on i saw this in a dream last night 2 weeks ago:
Mfw she’s horny but on her period
- Comment on First known test dogfight between AI and human pilot carried out, US military says 3 weeks ago:
There’s also the extreme bottleneck of using a meat bag that dies if it maneuvers too fast or for too long. The limitations of aircraft are not their own strength or materials.
- Comment on Monthly Recommendations Thread: What are you playing? 3 weeks ago:
Stardew Valley. I’m going to marry the fuck out of Abigail. I think I understand waifus now. I love her so much.
- Comment on remember guys, 3 weeks ago:
I’m wearing eyes, ears, hardhat, high vis, and two condoms right now.
- Comment on I'm DTF 4 weeks ago:
Impossible
- Comment on once in a lifetime 4 weeks ago:
Why did nobody give a fuck about the 2023 eclipse?
- Comment on apep 4 weeks ago:
That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about stars to dispute it.
- Comment on Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates* 5 weeks ago:
Like medically or just for funsies?
- Comment on Don't mess with me, I'm really very cool 5 weeks ago:
W knuckles rizz
- Comment on Microsoft reveals costs of Windows 10 end of life security update — and it might be more than you'd expect 5 weeks ago:
Really? I had no idea.
- Comment on Microsoft reveals costs of Windows 10 end of life security update — and it might be more than you'd expect 5 weeks ago:
Companies will fire whoever is <30 so the boomers can afford to keep using their precious Microsoft until they die(they cant/won’t retire).
- Comment on the internet 5 weeks ago:
Are they experts? I probably shouldn’t trust them.
- Comment on Courage & Cunning 5 weeks ago:
It seems like underage kids and brits often say the alcohol second. Eventually people get their drink because they want the alcohol so the day that part first. Also if they want a double or triple, it sounds even weirder. Could I have a sprite with triple vodka. Tell me that doesn’t sound like either a child or polite brit.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I only read the original trilogy, space Jesus is just fanfic.
- Comment on Hunger 1 month ago:
So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.