FartsWithAnAccent
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
- Comment on It's Not Google's Fault. It's Yours. 6 hours ago:
Kagi is good too but I think it's fair to blame both Google and SEO spammers.
- Comment on GTA IV Is A Snapshot of the World Before It Changed 2 days ago:
Riding netsplits, slapping people with trouts, those were the days...
- Comment on GTA IV Is A Snapshot of the World Before It Changed 3 days ago:
4chan was definitely around in 2008 but it was a lot more crazy random eclectic message board and a lot less nazi bar.
- Comment on GTA IV Is A Snapshot of the World Before It Changed 3 days ago:
Doing nefarious things on the Internet is probably not much older than the Internet. That take sounds like something someone who wasn't around in the 90s would say. I still remember the Ping of Death, people abusing netsplits on IRC, scams, identity theft, fraud, etc. - this is not exactly a new thing and even predates the web.
- Comment on Me when Valve releases a phone 4 days ago:
Yes please.
- Comment on How do you beat post-work floppiness? 6 days ago:
Work out in the morning or integrate exercise into your commute: I ride a bike to work and walk everywhere I can. Depending on where you work, you might even be able to get in some body weight exercises, light cardio, etc. between stuff.
Do it in little bursts whenever you can, every little bit helps! Keep in mind also you cannot out-exercise a bad diet, so try to eat healthy nutritious meals as opposed to fast food trash.
- Comment on Bum trumpet 6 days ago:
Good question: It depends on what I've eaten actually.
- Comment on Bum trumpet 1 week ago:
Play that tune!
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 1 week ago:
That's where Immortan Joe releases the water sometimes.
- Comment on Actually I'm not impressed enough to bother starring 1 week ago:
Did they leave it at home or... ?
- Comment on Edible Wood 1 week ago:
Link?
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 1 week ago:
Practically, it's probably a wash (both ph wise and sugar wise) but still way better for you than soda.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 1 week ago:
Yes, but lemony.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 1 week ago:
Paltrow is full of shit broadly speaking of course, but she may be accidentally (technically) onto something here: A more ph neutral drink would be a little better for your teeth compared to one that's more acidic or basic, wouldn't it?
- Comment on How can a US state block porn? 3 weeks ago:
Those also companies use VPNs when they transmit, bring burner devices, and take other countermeasures to try protect their data from theft.
- Comment on How can a US state block porn? 3 weeks ago:
decrypt traffic
drop traffic that can’t be decrypted.
This would be an absolute fucking disaster for myriad reasons. Anyone who earnestly suggests it as any sort of solution 100% has no idea what they're talking about and should not be taken seriously.
Yes, politicians talk about trying to do something like that, but the reality is that it would destroy security for businesses, institutions, and even the government itself. Encryption and VPNs are crucial to just about any modern business of even moderate size.
- Comment on Futo updates their website, removing logos, clarifying micro grants 3 weeks ago:
Oh damn, guess I should've like, read the documentation or something. Thanks!
- Comment on Futo updates their website, removing logos, clarifying micro grants 3 weeks ago:
I just switched to Heliboard. I like it, but I wish it had swiping.
- Comment on On January 1st of 2026, Texas will be required to give ID to download apps from the app stores. It doesn't matter if it's NSFW or not. 4 weeks ago:
Meanwhile, Google is fucking with sideloading. Coincidence?
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 5 weeks ago:
Just gotta put yourself out there, you'll find your special lady one day fella.
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 5 weeks ago:
How do you know it didn't just do a bunch of steroids and grow tits like Bob from Fight Club?
- Comment on They locked me in a room with stab rats 5 weeks ago:
Better than slam hounds.
- Comment on There is a limit how much power the pedal assist of an e-Bike is allowed to provide (at least in many countries). There is no limit though on how strong the exoskeletton is that you use on a regular b 1 month ago:
!micromobility will flip out about the new exo-bike!
Jokes aside, the limit would be how much force you could apply before something fails, but they could also make specialized reinforced bikes for the frame to hook into if this ever caught on.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Nintendo Switch 2 Version Delayed Indefinitely 1 month ago:
Borderlands 4 and the Switch 2: Two things I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
- Comment on advertisement 1 month ago:
Makes the water go faster, duh.
- Comment on The Wikipedia page for the fediverse describes a den of iniquity 1 month ago:
I haven't seen any of that shit on the fediverse, wtf are they talking about?
- Comment on Anyway I started blasting 1 month ago:
Wtf did they eat?
- Comment on Very important update: it's up to 14 poptarts! 1 month ago:
Thank you for keeping us informed.
- Comment on This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name. 1 month ago:
I'll nut when I damn well please!
- Comment on If you had to buy a new TV, what brand would you get? 1 month ago:
It would also need speakers (I recommend plug in kind) but I really like my Epson 3200 projector: Bright enough to use in the day, my screen is 120", and there's no "smart" garbage.