z500
@z500@startrek.website
- Comment on it's hard being the fun gui 2 months ago:
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
- Comment on Space Cheese 2 months ago:
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
- Comment on Hunger 3 months ago:
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
- Comment on can't remember this part in the bible 3 months ago:
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
- Comment on Goose 3 months ago:
Gussy
- Comment on Goose 3 months ago:
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.
- Comment on Behold the O.R.B. 4 months ago:
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
- Comment on No, it can't be 4 months ago:
Similar to hump-catting
- Comment on Finally, it all starts making sense 4 months ago:
Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines
- Comment on Chickens! 4 months ago:
I’ve found my people
- Comment on Chickens! 4 months ago:
Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up
- Comment on And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions 4 months ago:
Illuminati confirmed
- Comment on Swearing is hard 4 months ago:
You bloody bastard!
- Comment on Put it in your body, right fucking now 4 months ago:
Powerthirst is also crystal meth
- Comment on yippee ^_^, 4 months ago:
has been eliminated
- Comment on Another day another dollar....I guess... 5 months ago:
Once you get acclimated to the cold it’s not so bad if you layer up. But those first few weeks when the temperatures start dipping below 50°F I always shiver pretty hard
- Comment on A productive conversation 5 months ago:
Don’t call me bro, buddy.
- Comment on Is it okay to wash hands with body soap? 5 months ago:
I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce
- Comment on I will spread so much salmonella 5 months ago:
What, you egg?
- Comment on Snackish 5 months ago:
Oh man, I’m almost out of gum. That’s the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.
- Comment on 😳😳 5 months ago:
DRR
DRR
DRR - Comment on Every time I switch apps... 5 months ago:
When you do too much salvia
- Comment on That's certainly one way to smooth things out... 6 months ago:
When you go over to a baker’s house and he glazes your donut for you
- Comment on A masterpiece 6 months ago:
Bobby has created the opposite of art
- Comment on Jaysus... 6 months ago:
Captain Buck Angel
- Comment on Meme request - AKIRA - share in the comments 6 months ago:
Or an FBI agent
- Comment on Wolves or something idk 6 months ago:
- Comment on The final saucy bite 🤤 6 months ago:
Whenever the sadness kicks in I just replay the meal highlights in my head lol
- Comment on If "infant" means child does that mean that "fant" means adult? 6 months ago:
🇬🇧 fantasy
🇮🇹 fantasia
🇫🇷 fantaisie
🇨🇿 fantazie
🇸🇰 fantazia
🇷🇺 фантазия 🇩🇪 FANTASIE - Comment on The year Twitter died: a special series from The Verge 6 months ago:
But “was killed” is literally a passive construction