z500
@z500@startrek.website
- Comment on An old ad for the Wavebird controller for Gamecube 2 months ago:
Solution: play through two mirrors
- Comment on The origin story of the Windows 3D Pipes screen saver 6 months ago:
By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”
Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where “PENISES” suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.
- Comment on Thanks internet! 6 months ago:
If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
- Comment on it's hard being the fun gui 9 months ago:
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
- Comment on Space Cheese 10 months ago:
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
- Comment on Hunger 10 months ago:
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
- Comment on can't remember this part in the bible 11 months ago:
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
- Comment on Goose 11 months ago:
Gussy
- Comment on Goose 11 months ago:
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.
- Comment on Behold the O.R.B. 11 months ago:
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
- Comment on No, it can't be 11 months ago:
Similar to hump-catting
- Comment on Finally, it all starts making sense 11 months ago:
Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines
- Comment on Chickens! 11 months ago:
I’ve found my people
- Comment on Chickens! 11 months ago:
Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up
- Comment on And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions 11 months ago:
Illuminati confirmed
- Comment on Swearing is hard 11 months ago:
You bloody bastard!
- Comment on Put it in your body, right fucking now 1 year ago:
Powerthirst is also crystal meth
- Comment on yippee ^_^, 1 year ago:
has been eliminated
- Comment on Another day another dollar....I guess... 1 year ago:
Once you get acclimated to the cold it’s not so bad if you layer up. But those first few weeks when the temperatures start dipping below 50°F I always shiver pretty hard
- Comment on A productive conversation 1 year ago:
Don’t call me bro, buddy.
- Comment on Is it okay to wash hands with body soap? 1 year ago:
I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce
- Comment on I will spread so much salmonella 1 year ago:
What, you egg?
- Comment on Snackish 1 year ago:
Oh man, I’m almost out of gum. That’s the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.
- Comment on 😳😳 1 year ago:
DRR
DRR
DRR - Comment on Every time I switch apps... 1 year ago:
When you do too much salvia
- Comment on That's certainly one way to smooth things out... 1 year ago:
When you go over to a baker’s house and he glazes your donut for you
- Comment on A masterpiece 1 year ago:
Bobby has created the opposite of art
- Comment on Jaysus... 1 year ago:
Captain Buck Angel
- Comment on Meme request - AKIRA - share in the comments 1 year ago:
Or an FBI agent
- Comment on Wolves or something idk 1 year ago:
