z500
@z500@startrek.website
- Comment on An old ad for the Wavebird controller for Gamecube 4 days ago:
Solution: play through two mirrors
- Comment on The origin story of the Windows 3D Pipes screen saver 3 months ago:
By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”
Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where “PENISES” suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.
- Comment on Thanks internet! 4 months ago:
If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
- Comment on it's hard being the fun gui 7 months ago:
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
- Comment on Space Cheese 7 months ago:
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
- Comment on Hunger 8 months ago:
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
- Comment on can't remember this part in the bible 8 months ago:
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
- Comment on Goose 8 months ago:
Gussy
- Comment on Goose 8 months ago:
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.
- Comment on Behold the O.R.B. 8 months ago:
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
- Comment on No, it can't be 8 months ago:
Similar to hump-catting
- Comment on Finally, it all starts making sense 9 months ago:
Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines
- Comment on Chickens! 9 months ago:
I’ve found my people
- Comment on Chickens! 9 months ago:
Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up
- Comment on And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions 9 months ago:
Illuminati confirmed
- Comment on Swearing is hard 9 months ago:
You bloody bastard!
- Comment on Put it in your body, right fucking now 9 months ago:
Powerthirst is also crystal meth
- Comment on yippee ^_^, 9 months ago:
has been eliminated
- Comment on Another day another dollar....I guess... 10 months ago:
Once you get acclimated to the cold it’s not so bad if you layer up. But those first few weeks when the temperatures start dipping below 50°F I always shiver pretty hard
- Comment on A productive conversation 10 months ago:
Don’t call me bro, buddy.
- Comment on Is it okay to wash hands with body soap? 10 months ago:
I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce
- Comment on I will spread so much salmonella 10 months ago:
What, you egg?
- Comment on Snackish 10 months ago:
Oh man, I’m almost out of gum. That’s the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.
- Comment on 😳😳 10 months ago:
DRR
DRR
DRR - Comment on Every time I switch apps... 10 months ago:
When you do too much salvia
- Comment on That's certainly one way to smooth things out... 11 months ago:
When you go over to a baker’s house and he glazes your donut for you
- Comment on A masterpiece 11 months ago:
Bobby has created the opposite of art
- Comment on Jaysus... 11 months ago:
Captain Buck Angel
- Comment on Meme request - AKIRA - share in the comments 11 months ago:
Or an FBI agent
- Comment on Wolves or something idk 11 months ago:
