family sized lasanyer

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Username is tangentially relevant

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ohhhhhh dags.

    I thought this was some kind of Indian food Iesanya (with an I)

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• linearchaos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OMG, Had just moved into a new house. BEAUTIFUL white kitchen, marble counter tops, light grey floor, whole 9 yards.

  Kid 1: I want home made pizzas for my birthday party

  Me: FUUUUUUU…OK

  Day of:

  Split up the 17 batches of fermented dough I had made into pie rounds

  Broke out the cast iron skillet.

  Started working out dough rounds.

  Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next

  Round -> corn starch-> skillet on the range on high -> sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next

  Round -> corn starch-> skillet -> on the range on high sauce -> cheese -> meat -> broil -> cut -> deliver -> next

  CRANKIN’ IT OUT BOSS!

  Oh shit I’m out of red sauce, grab another giant glass jar from the pantry

  Go to grab something with my off hand, swing the sauce too close, comes down on the edge of the counter, 99.9% over the floor. CRACK!

  Bottom of the glass jar just falls off. I’m wearing cargo shorts, it fills my pocket, and my shoe, and slops into the open drawer and down the counter face and as the glass hits the floor, the sprays up all over the rest of the counters and my shirt and the ceiling and the lip of the counter.

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  • sharkwellington@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That sounds like a real lasanyer shoe day.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    • Living space with pristine white room and furnishings
    • Living space with one or more children

    Pick one.

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the children had nothing to do with butterfingers goof up though?

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you throw some spaghetti in that pocket and make your own meme photo?

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    • linearchaos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly even with the bloodbath that was there I couldn’t hope to even approach the majesty of that photo.

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  • RalphFurley@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man I thought the other night was bad. Just got my new fizzy drink maker machine. Showed my kids how awesome fizzy orange juice is. I didn’t release the pressure after fizzing it up, remove the bottle and BOOM, fizzy OJ goes EVERYWHERE… ceiling, my face, walls, the clean dishes on the drying rack, windows etc etc. lol

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re supposed to make water fizzy, and then afterwards add flavor (which contains sugar.)

      I don’t think you are supposed to add it before otherwise it explodes everywhere?

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    • linearchaos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh yeah, I have one of those. My failure was lemonade. They need to make one with a longer straw so you can keep the liquid further down in the carbonation bottle. Anything but water is a constant s*** show

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When mayonnaise used to be sold in glass jars I dropped a brand new jar and had mayonnaise and broken glass everywhere.

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    • crazyCat@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Were you able to salvage any? Just asking if it was Hellman’s you could maybe still use some from the top.

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  • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was a long story.

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    • linearchaos@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Heh so is the cleanup, I still find little spots of tomato sauce to this day

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• FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !boneappletea@lemmy.world

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• misterwu@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bitch lasanyer

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• Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I used to be a delivery driver for a pizzaria. One night I got a really far delivery, like half an hour each way. I guess during that time the lasagna steamed the paper delivery bag, because I picked it up by the top (stupid) and made it three steps from my car before the lasagna fell out the bottom of the bag and exploded on this dudes driveway. Very sad.

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then what happened? Was the customer understanding? Did you have to make the drive out again to replace it? What did your boss say?

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    • Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The customer was very understanding. I did drive out a second lasagna. Boss was angry, but he was always angry.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Half an hour is a “really far” delivery? In the city I live, because of traffic, everything is about 20 minutes away, no matter the direction.

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• Hegar@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that troy "I sniff the seats of female parliamentarians and snap my staffers bras" buswell?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy schneikes, his Wikipedia page’s “Controversies” section is WILD

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Buswell

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      This is as true as calling Clarence Thomas “justice”

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    • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As an American I love hearing about this kind of stuff because it makes me feel better about the embarrassing shitshow we’ve got going on over here. Doesn’t make the situation any better, but it’s nice to commiserate and know that everything is basically fucked everywhere else too

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy shit, that guy needs Jim Carey to yell at him. “STOP GRABBING PEOPLE’S CROTCHES, ASSHOLE”.

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    • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wowzers you weren’t kidding, what a shitshow that dude is!

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  • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    not even his staffer, one for the other party

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    • Hegar@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah I saw that in the wikipedia link - I'd misremembered. Just editing my comment.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is definitely lasanyer, because no one makes lasagne with one giant sheet of pasta on the top and bottom.

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s a small fuckin’ family you got there, buddy.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Judging by the looks of the lasanyer, they don’t really like their family either.

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    • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s a Stouffer’s lasanyer if I ever saw one

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Been having a lot of lasanyer on shoe days lately myself. I feel ya Troy.

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please don’t lasan’ya shoes!

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• Trollception@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wtf is a lasyanyarer

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sounds like a giant robot from a Japanese anime.

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  • xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One who lasanyas.

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• ettyblatant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  IANALasanyer

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• fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What were they doing with lasanyer near the wall with shoes

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe eating it at a desk?

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    • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That looks like a doormat too.

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• Fixbeat@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s like a single piece of lasagna 🫤

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lasanyar*

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• p1mrx@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Frozen lasanyer is a trap! It’s rigid going into the oven, but floppy coming out.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Skill issue

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  • Llewellyn@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s what she said

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• RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Those shoes look pretty lame to be anybody’s favorite pair. And it’s only on one of them, what a complainer.

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  • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They also seem to be ballooning out in all directions as if worn by a morbidly obese person

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    • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He said it was a family sized lasanyer. He didn’t say an entire family was going to eat it.

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    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or they’re just too small. Those don’t look like large shoes.

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• De_Narm@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TIL I eat family sized portions. Like, that’s lunch, at most.

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  • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you must be American

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    • Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      These comments while not always inaccurate seem out of place, like I’ve seen fat fucks around the globe. America has an obesity problem for sure but this just comes off with a lot of smug.

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    • De_Narm@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Far off actually. I’ve just always eaten a lot, anything less and I start losing weight.

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  • histic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s like a cake tray of lasagna

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  • platypus_plumba@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That has the area of 2 feet and looks pretty tall. I think you wouldn’t be able to eat that whole thing.

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    • Arbiter@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think he wanted to eat those shoes.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hands up who would still eat the lasanyer and wear the shoes 🤚

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• ComradeR@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least, the carpet still intact!

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• mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My family is a lot bigger than that

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  • psud@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Family size” is a marketing term aimed at making the large size comfortable for women to buy

    It’s not really about how it could feed a family, though it could

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    • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      party size chips. all for meeeee

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not the lasagna 😔

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What a waste!

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