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- Comment on Natural selection 4 months ago:
Simply punch Jaden Smith when you have this urge.
- Comment on Natural selection 4 months ago:
De-pants him, too… ;)
- Comment on family sized lasanyer 4 months ago:
One who lasanyas.
- Comment on It’s Surprisingly Easy to Live Without an Amazon Prime Subscription 4 months ago:
I have yet to witness a fulfilled life that is not flush with 20 Robux a week.
- Comment on It’s Surprisingly Easy to Live Without an Amazon Prime Subscription 4 months ago:
Joking aside, retail therapy is a thing. Some people shop when they are lonely/bored. Ask my exwife.
- Comment on It’s Surprisingly Easy to Live Without an Amazon Prime Subscription 4 months ago:
Plot twist! By then you will need a second job to fund your child’s Need for Robux.
- Comment on Earth will be destroyed in 12 minutes... 5 months ago:
The BBC released this in html5 for an anniversary, you may need to faff around with sky player if you don’t have a BBC license, though.
- Comment on Waffle Squarf 5 months ago:
You can get it,.02 cents cheaper at the Spuarf’n’Go, but that’s over county lines and they can’t sell liquor after 5, so, what’s the point?
- Comment on Waffle Squarf 5 months ago:
You guys smarmfin’ over here?
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 5 months ago:
Panic bells, it’s red alert!
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 5 months ago:
#abcab
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 5 months ago:
Indeed; their hands are full.
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 5 months ago:
So, my hilarious stunt with 40 quad-copters tethered to a lawn chair will go off without a hitch?
- Comment on Fuck the balloon police 5 months ago:
I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud.
- Comment on Top 50 defederated instances 6 months ago:
Imagine getting a haircut and a handy at the same time.
- Comment on Relative size comparison of social media platforms (December 2023) 6 months ago:
Bep bup! German Bot here!
“Das ist richtig” means “That is true”
Like and follow this bot so it’s creator may someday claw themselves out of the joyless pit they have dug themselves.
- Comment on Relative size comparison of social media platforms (December 2023) 6 months ago:
: pours one out for every dude that had a GF that lost herself to a Pinterest Interest wall: (or vice versa)
- Comment on Relative size comparison of social media platforms (December 2023) 6 months ago:
Quickly? Granted, it was over a decade ago, but it took 6-8 years for Myspace to die proper , by my recollection.
I still wish I could bop over there and check in on bands that probably imploded a decade ago.
- Comment on Tesla Cybertruck's stiff structure, sharp design raise safety concerns - experts 6 months ago:
It looks exactly like a ‘rad car’ that I doodled in my social studies notebook after slamming two bottles of Robitussin.
- Comment on Back in my day 6 months ago:
There was also an unsettling retelling of Beowulf via awkward English dub. Watched now, it would probably be charming, but 4 year old me was petrified when the cuddly looking Grendel bit off a man’s head and you could see the stalks of arteries poking out of the neck stump.
I also watched the first episode of MadBalls more times than is probably healthy.
- Comment on Back in my day 6 months ago:
My dad made bootleg copies of just about every vhs he rented until the mid 90s.
The ones that were for kids he imprinted with red or blue tape, all the others black.
I have no idea what my mom did with that wall of tapes once he was gone, at this point she doesn’t remember either.
The main tape I remember rewatching was the Raggedy Ann movie from the 80s that got super psychedelic and had elements of body horror.
- Comment on Behold The Hyundai Uni Wheel. Transportation May Never Be The Same 6 months ago:
And also, if one of the wheel motors breaks down will the inevitably obtuse software of the car allow me to drive on three wheels, or will it sit idle until a certified technician arrives and inputs a service code?
- Comment on YouTube Says New 5-Second Video Load Delay Is Supposed to Punish Ad Blockers, Not Firefox Users 7 months ago:
But… It may alert you to the existence of a game that has a completely different mechanic than the one presented in the ad!
- Comment on Very few people realise how environmentally devastating this game is. 7 months ago:
Instead of pools of neon dyed water they can have eco friendly sand fountains!
- Comment on Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting 7 months ago:
On the contrary: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sungazing#:~:text=Sungazi….
- Comment on Fantasy rednecks 8 months ago:
Dahn ehn Cahmahlaht.
- Comment on YouTube cracking on ad blockers. 8 months ago:
To be a man whode read 3765 posts is more than I asked for.
- Comment on The truth about Canada 8 months ago:
It’s called Restitutions. It’s when white people say 'My bad!!’ and bashfully try and make good of the atrocities they have orchestrated in the past against ethnic groups, more often than not half hearted and poorly distributed.
“Oh shit! We massacred your tribe and stole your children? What? The children had their teeth yanked out instead of getting dental care? Soorry, eh. Have a field house for your shitty little park.”
- Comment on Microsoft Needs So Much Power to Train AI That It's Considering Small Nuclear Reactors 8 months ago:
More Zunes, please. My Zune 30 has dead pixels and the battery is on its way out.
Damn thing lasted longer than my marriage and an 8 year relationship after that.
- Comment on What kinda shroom ritual happened here? 🍄 9 months ago:
Semistitious?