You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?
Redditor when women
Submitted 6 months ago by nave@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Land_Strider@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Excellent gif from and excellent animated movie.
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
… OK, first time I’ve ever got this reaction for something I thought that was pretty obvious.
bob_wiley@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s not that people don’t think women have the capability. There is just a general assumption that they’re smart enough not to waste their time with it and they have better things to do, like actual hobbies and friends/family to see.
When I have time to kill I dick around online and usually ignore anything else I could do. Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids, building and maintaining relationships with people in the real world, cooking amazing food just because they want it, getting involved in the community, working some extra side jobs, and generally doing stuff to make their world and the world around them better.
Why do you assume the assumption that everyone is a guy online is somehow the result of a negative view on women?
wombatula@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids
Wow… there’s a lot to unpack here… have you ever met a woman before?
Darkhoof@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I choose to believe your post is finely crafted satire.
idiomaddict@feddit.de 6 months ago
I’m a woman. My most frequently practiced hobbies are watching my fiancé cook, playing with my cat, dicking around on the internet, and playing word games. Because hobbies are to relax and I’m working and getting a Masters. When I had more time, I also danced a bunch and played Pokémon go.
The things the women in your life are doing, is providing service for the people around them, through food, knitted goods, and photo albums. Women also want a break, but we don’t get one if no one in our lives gives us one.
Six years ago, my terrible ex would have said that I loved reading organizational blogs and baking, but that’s because he was a slob whose family had weekly parties that I was expected to bake for. Maybe all the women in your life are stepford bots, but maybe you should try learning to knit or cook with some of them, and see if they branch out or just need some help.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
When I have time to kill I dick around online and usually ignore anything else I could do. Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids, building and maintaining relationships with people in the real world, cooking amazing food just because they want it, getting involved in the community, working some extra side jobs, and generally doing stuff to make their world and the world around them better.
Are there any women you know who aren’t housewives?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m a woman and I do knit and bake as a hobby, I also 3d print and design, do some robotics and I’m a cybersecurity professional. I have joined and participate in online communities for all of those TBF the crochet community in Reddit is one of the most awesome and welcoming i have ever seen.
I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Nice neckbeard energy you got there. Especially how you tried to double down and all. My lady’ing the shit out of this.
bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Sorry about the grainy, difficult to read image. I am on mobile and couldn’t find a better version right now.
I think you might have misunderstood one of the primary internet rules “There are no girls on the internet.”
If you squint, you’ll work it out.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Skill issue
jaybone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If they are so busy with all of that, who is going to do the dishes?
oldGregg@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Fake + gay
ZeroCool@feddit.ch 6 months ago
Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:
- Chupacabra
- The Jersey Devil
- Bigfoot
- Mothman
- Women on the internet
TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
TommySalami@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Don’t even have mothman as number 1, what are they even doing. That bizarre being is a hero, and he deserves respect.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 months ago
Where is Spezmen?
Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Women were invented by plumbers to sell more public bathrooms
affiliate@lemmy.world 6 months ago
poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist
Ozymati@lemmy.nz 6 months ago
There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.
areyouevenreal@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 6 months ago
I would love to meet a typing dog. I wonder what it would be like.
kerrypacker@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Must be in one of those countries where women can use the internet.
anonono@lemmy.world 6 months ago
People always forget about the rules of the internet.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.
And to that I say…
Okokimup@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ve never know men to be resistant to sending a dick pic. You don’t even have to ask.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
moobs
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is brave
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hello I am 5 years old and vulnerable 🖐️😩🖐️
Seudo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And if they do tits or gtfo!
Willer@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I had a three point argument ready on why that line is not sexist but i forgor 💀
Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 6 months ago
As I understand it, most girls on the internet are in fact dudes out to scam poor simple thirsty motherfuckers like us, so “tits or gtfo” is simply a type of verification process to protect ourselves 😇
bquintb@midwest.social 6 months ago
There are no women on the internet
/s
z500@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Men are 12 year old boys, women are adult men, and children are either FBI agents or catfishing pedophiles.
pascal@lemm.ee 6 months ago
There are no women on the internet
Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Holy incel, batman!
pissclumps@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Everyone on the Internet is male until proven female
WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Women is haram
/s
Comment105@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Reddit is a sausagefest and no, woman, you can’t have any sausage!
/s² = -/s
NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
How can women be real if our eyes aren’t!
havokdj@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sometimes I wonder if he was trying to be deep somehow or if he just dropped a 10 sheet before going on twitter.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The MOON hides FROM ME
Seudo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
/s
The reddit taint is strong with this one.
vale@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
you know that /s has been around since the discussion board days before Reddit was even a thing right?
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I thought it was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.
systemglitch@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’ve done that many times
DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like…
grue@lemmy.world 6 months ago
[citation needed]
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
more femboys, at least percentually, though worth it
FollyDolly@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Checking in, am also women.
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
in percentage or in total?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
part-time woman here
Lazylazycat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Also women here, hi.
Nima@lemmy.world 6 months ago
oh yeah dude, totally.
(I am a woman)
lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 months ago
So like we can start calling commenters “he” without having to worry about offending someone? That’s not bad
kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There also the ones that one would think it’s a woman, because of the username.
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Women are a liberal lie
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
true conservatives are extremely buff and only hang out with equally buff men at all times, including bed.
if women existed then sleeping with them would be a profoundly beta move.
lars@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Stuff that doesn’t exist is the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.
archonet@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I’m gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?
Saneless@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Does one person in the relationship take forever to get ready or for 2 men do they just decide to go out and 3 minutes later leave the house?
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 months ago
The updoots tell a harrowing tale.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Back in the day we had a rules of the internet and they were clear: there are no women on tge internet. So …
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 months ago
Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s
SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ah yes, the old “I reject your reality and substitute my own”.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I’ve noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
My homie need to go touch grass
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Nah dude liking dicks is hella gay
Kase@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Does… does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j
mojo@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Sorry but the upvotes determine the truth here.
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This genius and his two sock puppets are really crushing the comment section. You always have to insert a lol in order to convey the levity of your position when shitting on the plebs from a great height.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
What’s red’s username? PM_ME_YOUR_TITS?
grayman@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What is a woman?
Clearly not that dude!
TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 6 months ago
This goes to show how rare a women is on there ;)
beanz00_@lemmy.world 6 months ago
this is the most reddit thing i have seen in my life
Jay@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Maybe he’s just joking?
Octavio@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They would never get that riddle where the surgeon turns out to be the kid’s mom.
stephfinitely@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oh I always for get that since my a women I can’t be in the internet.
JPJones@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Stop hitting yourself.
gylotip@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hello, can we get the link of that Reddit post?
zoostation@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Homie, that “guy” is also a woman
dlpkl@lemmy.world 6 months ago
On dog, everyone internet. No one know human
MBM@lemmings.world 6 months ago
I mean, duh. Everyone on the internet is just women pretending to be men.
zoostation@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There are no women on the internet.
0xD@infosec.pub 6 months ago
Nice Username!