Texas_Hangover
@Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee
- Comment on Work from home 4 months ago:
Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.
- Comment on Maths 4 months ago:
They contributed greatly to the invention of search engines.
- Comment on Vladimir Putin peace terms slammed at Ukraine summit 5 months ago:
Back in my day, “slammed” meant something. I don’t remember wtf it was… But it meant something
- Comment on Is This the End of Plastic? Visa's New Technology Could Replace Physical Cards 5 months ago:
Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.
- Comment on Is This the End of Plastic? Visa's New Technology Could Replace Physical Cards 5 months ago:
SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.
- Comment on Tenacious flu 6 months ago:
My company, which is pretty generous (by US standards) gives us 8 paid sick days per year. Up until this year we got unlimited after that with a doctors note (unpaid, bit you wouldn’t get fired for it.) This year they stopped accepting doctor notes, so if you rub out of sick time, tough shit. BUT if you’re out for over a week, FMLA or disability or some shit like that kicks in, and there ain’t fuck all they can do about it lol. And THAT shit is paid. I have a feeling they’re gonna rethink the doctors note thing next year lol.
- Comment on What is the point of Xbox? 6 months ago:
Not to mention smug self righteousness.
- Comment on Mullvad VPN: Introducing Defense against AI-guided Traffic Analysis (DAITA) 6 months ago:
Being able to block what you want is great, having other people decide what to block for you is not.
- Comment on Men over 30, what do you keep in your bedside nightstand? 6 months ago:
You don’t have a cat do you?
- Comment on blast me off, fam 6 months ago:
Quart of vodka my ass! We call that “breakfast”
- Comment on Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash 6 months ago:
I haven’t seen Maddox in years! That was a memory trip.
- Comment on LEARN THE DIFFERENCE PEOPLE 👏👏👏 6 months ago:
CAIMAN! Ffs, its not an island.
- Comment on party time 7 months ago:
I prefer to grind them up and snort them.
- Comment on Fb too 7 months ago:
Me too, Imma use one of those grumpy cat pics.
- Comment on and they were roommates 7 months ago:
Thank you. Censorship is for the weak.
- Comment on and they were roommates 7 months ago:
Label it “woodcut of Muhammed” and start a terrorist incident lmao.
- Comment on Star Trek DS9: Quark's Root Beer Analogy (LaserDisc) [4K] 7 months ago:
It’s vile!
- Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads 7 months ago:
They’ll have a hell of a time with that. My roku TCL’s don’t even know the internet exists over here.
- Comment on Canada to stop sending arms to Israel, Foreign Affairs Minister Mélanie Joly says 8 months ago:
The occasion never calls for it.
- Comment on Canada to stop sending arms to Israel, Foreign Affairs Minister Mélanie Joly says 8 months ago:
Who the fuck says “methinks”??
- Comment on UK starts early trials of World's first pothole preventing robot 8 months ago:
I choose to believe that you are the real spez, and that’s why you’re such a fuckwit.
- Comment on AI weapons scanner backtracks on UK testing claims 8 months ago:
we have this at work, utterly useless. water bottles and tape measures routinely set it off, and knives get in “accidentally” all the time.
- Comment on If Adams Apples are primarily male, why aren't they a common fetish? 8 months ago:
Good advice nonetheless.
- Comment on Lemmy Active Users looking good 8 months ago:
I don’t give two shits about taking down reddit. I just want somewhere else to go, and Lemmy works for that.
- Comment on I miss the trend of games insulting you for quitting 8 months ago:
id was the best for good natured shit-talking. Until 3d Realms ran out of gum.
- Comment on Pooping in the handicap stall in a public bathroom is like taking the corner office in your workplace 8 months ago:
The Handicrapper.™
- Comment on We can't have legitimate consumer reviews interfering with our profits, now can we? 9 months ago:
“I fell on it, and it went right up my ass. 10/10 would fall again.”
- Comment on Own a Roku TV or streaming device? You're about to see a lot more ads on your home screen 9 months ago:
I sure as fuck hope not lol. I don’t think my TV has that capability, even if it wanted to. If I don’t give it access to my shit, its just a big-ass monitor lol.
- Comment on Own a Roku TV or streaming device? You're about to see a lot more ads on your home screen 9 months ago:
Absolutely! There is no reason for the TV itself to have access, I’m actually using this TV as kind of an experiment, I let my last 2 roku TVs access the internet, and after 2-3 years they both went tits up. I’ve heard rumors that they can pretty much be broken on schedule with “updates” and shit. No idea if that is true, But if this TV lasts me a good long while, I will assume it is lol. So far 1 year on this one lol.
- Comment on Own a Roku TV or streaming device? You're about to see a lot more ads on your home screen 9 months ago:
Might not be the exact solution you’re looking for, but I run my “smart TV” off a cheap ass laptop. The TV itselfbhas never been connected to the internet.