“We expected that they fly around each other and they never have physical contact,” Hristov said. “We have found, shocking to us, that bats crash into each other quite often. It’s a messy situation, but generally it’s very safe and it works very well.”
Why aren't we doing this
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WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 month ago
untorquer@quokk.au 1 month ago
This implies a ideal gas law for bats, an ideal bat law, bat liquid, bat solid, and bat plasma
kunaltyagi@programming.dev 1 month ago
Cricket might know a thing or two about the bat law
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In the US, only 33 cars for 50 people is optimistic
Doom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Vampire propaganda.
CelloMike@lemmy.world 1 month ago
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t recall this version of Batman but I’m all for it.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
What we do in the shadows tv show
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the !bats@lemmy.world community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 1 month ago
I simply wasn’t aware of the community, I’ll remember it next time
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The 50 pedestrians vs 50 people in a bus is messing with my brain.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Yeah they must really be crammed in there.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Double decker?
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 1 month ago
A single-story coach has seats for about 50 people. Low-floor city busses a little less, but you can get 50 in there with people standing
Dicska@lemmy.world 1 month ago
50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other’s personal space.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
that’s gonna be one hell of a smush in the cage match
wieson@feddit.org 1 month ago
The pedestrians are just standing further apart. In the hustle and bustle of a shopping street they might be closer together.
moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So a bus is more space efficient than pedestrians?
kapulsa@feddit.org 1 month ago
Often times, yes. Because sitting/standing requires less space than walking and that makes up for the extra space of the bus.
moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I guess walking is like humans being in a gas state, and riding a bus is humans arranging themselves into a solid. But idk what liquid humans would be lol
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They can hook up little butt fans to the seats so when you fart they can whisk away your flatus rather than making everyone fester in your stank. I mean they don’t but they can. Like how they do for astronaut ass
PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
If we ever run out of room for humans to walk around I think we’re cooked busses or not.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, fuck busses. Bats are way more eco friendly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you can make them eat other bugs too it’s so eco friendly
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
The nice part about riding the bus is you can kick back, relax, and smoke a ton of weed while you travel.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Just like the driver!
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s more efficient to stack pedestrians on top of each other.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wasn’t there a horror movie about that?
baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This post brought to you by Corona gang
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
By beer?
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Where do I invest?
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Squeak at the sky after dark and some guys will show up.
dumbass@piefed.social 1 month ago
Imagine the amount of mosquitoes you could fit.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Imagine the amount of mosquitos you could fit if they were inside in the bats’ bellies! They eat like their weight in bugs every night.
dumbass@piefed.social 1 month ago
Yeah but you have that wasted space where all the bats flesh and bones are, that could be used to fill with more mosquitoes.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if, to save space over cars but keep the personal comfort, everyone had their own hiding place with entrance hidden by brick and rubble?
human@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
People could lay vertically in there hiding pods stacked on each other and we could put wheels on the bottom like those big baking sheet racks in commercial kitchens. But then we would need someone to push them…cue the bats.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You will certainly not regret having 150,000 bats.
1984@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Because its awful to go on public transport. Are you kidding me? You dont understand why people like cars?
For the same reason people like their own apartment or their own house. Other people are awful to be around.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What if…WHAT IF public transport is funded and improved upon?
1984@lemmy.today 1 month ago
It will have other people.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Things are bad? Just make things good. Taht
Objection@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Driving requires you to be constantly alert, and if you screw up or don’t react fast enough, you can straight up die because of it. On a bus, you can be on your phone, read a book, take a nap, whatever. Driving is a much worse experience and even if public transit takes more time, that’s time that can be used doing things. That’s before factoring the cost (the car itself, gas, insurance), the environmental impact, parking, etc.
1984@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Sounds like you like the bus, thats great. Good for you.
Jiral@lemmy.org 1 month ago
I guess that must be why living in Vienna gives you such a terribly low quality of life, as more trips are done by PT than by car and half the people don’t even own a car (most of them could easily afford one), compared to for example Fake London in Canada.
1984@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I dont live in Vienna. There are actually other countries in the world and life is quite different depending on where you live. Thats why people dont have just one opinion about there things.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
smelling bad
look who thinks their shit don’t smell
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And now the traffic report:
“I’m over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west.”
JayDee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Those humans are quite large.
Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Much larger than bats.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
really? only 150 bats? are these fruit bats or fat american vampire bats. i would like to speak to mathematic’s manager please.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s 150 thousand bats
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
are these american thousands or are these weird european thousands with extra zeroes like their weird millions and billions tho. they have been getting sneaky beaky with their numbers, the way they count things all discrete like.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How do I turn into a swarm of bats?
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Love this
Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Do they all want to go to the same place?
And, cannot the bats fly? Surely there could be far many more.
Speaking of flying, lets just have spaceships for everybody.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Does it need to be a full-size bat, or can it be one of those mini replica bats? I bet you could fit at least twice as many of those bats.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also, replace pedestrians with buses
Or… get way closer together… way… way closer… 😏
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The bats go dormant during winter. We got about 6 months of that.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And after that - all bats are off.
Bieren@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Replace people with bats!
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com 1 month ago
How many wolves to bats?
JelleWho@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why aren’t we doing this? I personally haven’t found the option to turn into a bat yet
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Literally the only issue with the plan
Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ethicists was too preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn’t stop and think if they could.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Have you tried becoming a vampire?
untorquer@quokk.au 1 month ago
Think of how long it would take to count that high