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Why aren't we doing this

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JelleWho@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why aren’t we doing this? I personally haven’t found the option to turn into a bat yet

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Literally the only issue with the plan

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      • Yondoza@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Ethicists was too preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn’t stop and think if they could.

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    • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Have you tried becoming a vampire?

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      • untorquer@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Think of how long it would take to count that high

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In the US, only 33 cars for 50 people is optimistic

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  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “We expected that they fly around each other and they never have physical contact,” Hristov said. “We have found, shocking to us, that bats crash into each other quite often. It’s a messy situation, but generally it’s very safe and it works very well.”

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    • untorquer@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This implies a ideal gas law for bats, an ideal bat law, bat liquid, bat solid, and bat plasma

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      • kunaltyagi@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Cricket might know a thing or two about the bat law

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  • Doom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Vampire propaganda.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the !bats@lemmy.world community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.

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    • RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I simply wasn’t aware of the community, I’ll remember it next time

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      • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The 50 pedestrians vs 50 people in a bus is messing with my brain.

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other’s personal space.

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah they must really be crammed in there.

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      • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Double decker?

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      • uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A single-story coach has seats for about 50 people. Low-floor city busses a little less, but you can get 50 in there with people standing

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      that’s gonna be one hell of a smush in the cage match

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The pedestrians are just standing further apart. In the hustle and bustle of a shopping street they might be closer together.

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So a bus is more space efficient than pedestrians?

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    • kapulsa@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Often times, yes. Because sitting/standing requires less space than walking and that makes up for the extra space of the bus.

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      • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I guess walking is like humans being in a gas state, and riding a bus is humans arranging themselves into a solid. But idk what liquid humans would be lol

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        They can hook up little butt fans to the seats so when you fart they can whisk away your flatus rather than making everyone fester in your stank. I mean they don’t but they can. Like how they do for astronaut ass

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    • PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If we ever run out of room for humans to walk around I think we’re cooked busses or not.

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  • CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • MoffKalast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t recall this version of Batman but I’m all for it.

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      • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        What we do in the shadows tv show

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, fuck busses. Bats are way more eco friendly.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      you can make them eat other bugs too it’s so eco friendly

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You will certainly not regret having 150,000 bats.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s more efficient to stack pedestrians on top of each other.

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    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wasn’t there a horror movie about that?

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The nice part about riding the bus is you can kick back, relax, and smoke a ton of weed while you travel.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just like the driver!

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  • baatliwala@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This post brought to you by Corona gang

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    • tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      By beer?

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Where do I invest?

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Squeak at the sky after dark and some guys will show up.

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine the amount of mosquitoes you could fit.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Imagine the amount of mosquitos you could fit if they were inside in the bats’ bellies! They eat like their weight in bugs every night.

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      • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah but you have that wasted space where all the bats flesh and bones are, that could be used to fill with more mosquitoes.

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  • JayDee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Those humans are quite large.

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    • Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Much larger than bats.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because its awful to go on public transport. Are you kidding me? You dont understand why people like cars?

    For the same reason people like their own apartment or their own house. Other people are awful to be around.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What if…WHAT IF public transport is funded and improved upon?

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      • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It will have other people.

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      • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Things are bad? Just make things good. Taht

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    • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Driving requires you to be constantly alert, and if you screw up or don’t react fast enough, you can straight up die because of it. On a bus, you can be on your phone, read a book, take a nap, whatever. Driving is a much worse experience and even if public transit takes more time, that’s time that can be used doing things. That’s before factoring the cost (the car itself, gas, insurance), the environmental impact, parking, etc.

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      • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Sounds like you like the bus, thats great. Good for you.

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    • Jiral@lemmy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I guess that must be why living in Vienna gives you such a terribly low quality of life, as more trips are done by PT than by car and half the people don’t even own a car (most of them could easily afford one), compared to for example Fake London in Canada.

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      • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I dont live in Vienna. There are actually other countries in the world and life is quite different depending on where you live. Thats why people dont have just one opinion about there things.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      smelling bad

      look who thinks their shit don’t smell

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And now the traffic report:

    “I’m over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west.”

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What if, to save space over cars but keep the personal comfort, everyone had their own hiding place with entrance hidden by brick and rubble?

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    • human@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      People could lay vertically in there hiding pods stacked on each other and we could put wheels on the bottom like those big baking sheet racks in commercial kitchens. But then we would need someone to push them…cue the bats.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    really? only 150 bats? are these fruit bats or fat american vampire bats. i would like to speak to mathematic’s manager please.

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s 150 thousand bats

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        are these american thousands or are these weird european thousands with extra zeroes like their weird millions and billions tho. they have been getting sneaky beaky with their numbers, the way they count things all discrete like.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How do I turn into a swarm of bats?

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  • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Love this

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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do they all want to go to the same place?

    And, cannot the bats fly? Surely there could be far many more.

    Speaking of flying, lets just have spaceships for everybody.

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does it need to be a full-size bat, or can it be one of those mini replica bats? I bet you could fit at least twice as many of those bats.

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Also, replace pedestrians with buses

    Or… get way closer together… way… way closer… 😏

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  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sponsored by The Bat!

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The bats go dormant during winter. We got about 6 months of that.

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    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And after that - all bats are off.

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  • Bieren@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Replace people with bats!

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    !bats@lemmy.world

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  • Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How many wolves to bats?

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